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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mission Impos-slug-ble (S08E08)

"- Uh, yeah. - Finally."
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"Gah, can you believe this collection's"
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"taken me two and a half years to build?"
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"Buying all these card packs, making all these trades..."
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"- Get another hobby? - No."
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"Burobu cards I found online."
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"Mega Ultra Macho Slugmarine. Brag."
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"Don't touch it too hard. The ink's not the kind that dries."
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"So, I'm gonna take a few of these to school Monday,"
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"make some trades, get those last three Slugodactyls,"
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"ALL: Yay!"
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"Yeah, we got a little out of control."
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"and I'm confiscating them. Now apologize to America."
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"I mean, those cards are fake, right?"
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"Oh, I don't like the "F" word."
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"I have some ideas."
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"- That's what we're doing in my room right now. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"I thought you were only doing Burobu questions."
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"but what some people think is more exciting"
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"We're supposed to help them with homework"
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"Oh, boy. - Oh, God. -What?"
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"Oh, look, she's here now."
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"- stuff doesn't add up. - Yup."
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"- Things can get negative. - Yup. Yup."
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"(sighs) Okay, fine. B... Uh, bye."
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"What was that about?"
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"That was his lawyer on the phone."
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"Harry requested that I speak at the funeral."
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"- Oh, no. - Yeah."
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"The incident."
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"- Okay. Don't say "the incident" like that. - Wha...?"
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"Whoa, whoa, wait, what incident?"
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"Mathy Cathy? 'Cause, man, I've seen some stuff."
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"Thank you, Cathy, but no."
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"LABONZ: Okay, students,"
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"Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know."
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"All right, tiny Andy,"
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"Oh, man! Dang, do I ever! Come on."
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"- Ow. Not with your pencil! - Give me that arm. Give it to me!"
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"Whoops. Little mishap."
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"and do it right now?"
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"No way. We'll get detention and the cards will be confiscated."
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"Rudy, come on."
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"Wow. That's a powerful argument. Yeah, okay, I'm in."
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"if you read aloud the problems."
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"So, Tina, Cathy, whatever, look."
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"and I need you to be on the lookout."
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"So we're just gonna go read something from a book."
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"Seems like a waste of time, but, sure, go nuts."
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"What do I care? I'd rather go home."
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"- I don't know what I'm doing. - (nervous groan)"
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"for Harry's service at my place Tuesday night?"
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"to be able to go, after they finish packing"
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"Right! They all saw... the incident."
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"was a little too sweet, and he didn't take it well."
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"He started throwing pickles at me, and I retaliated."
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"I picked up a pickle and I threw it"
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"He just died recently, remember?"
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"- Hey there. - Oh, God, no."
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"Oh, my God. This cart of books"
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"- Where are your study buddies? - Uh..."
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"- Got you! - (kids gasp)"
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"she'd get detention and they'd get confiscated"
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"You never go against the family."
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"Ms. Labonz made me talk."
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"Where are they?"
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"- Where are your study buddies? - Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
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"(sighs)"
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"LOUISE: Oh, can it! You knew how much those cards meant to me,"
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"Because you're a scaredy-butt banana rat!"
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"Gene, you're gonna have to choose: Tina or me?"
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"I lost one sister today. Am I gonna lose another?"
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"Aah! I won't take sides! I'm like a sexy Switzerland."
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"Fine. Then you're both dead to me."
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"So, how's your speech for Harry coming, Bob?"
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"No, Teddy. I was gonna talk about safe stuff."
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"Like, all his stories about dill."
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"I didn't deform his face. It always looked weird."
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"You know what you should do, throw in some jokes. You know?"
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"No."
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"Ah, wait! (Inhales) There she is."
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"- Hi, Ms. Labonz. Uh, may we join you? - Eh?"
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"Are you two pulling a Clueless"
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"A-Actually, Ms. Labonz, I-I just wanted to ask you"
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"No way. Not gonna happen."
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"I'm hearing no with a hint of yes?"
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"Okay. Well, that paints a picture."
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"Sneak into the teacher's lounge? Oh, no, I need to sit down."
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"LOUISE: Where are they?"
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"AMBROSE: Oh yeah, Labonz is definitely in for tonight."
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"so we can be as rowdy as we want."
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"He doesn't even drink, which is amazing"
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"BRANCA: Did you hear that?"
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"- Ugh, Branca, again? - It wasn't me."
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"Wish your father good luck with his Harry pickle eulogy."
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"BOTH: Good luck with your Harry pickle eulogy."
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"Louise, I don't know if I expressed this enough,"
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"- but this is literally killing me. - TINA: Louise?"
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"I mean, not really, they're in the drawer by her front door,"
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"Rudy, the cards are at Labonz's."
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"We know she's not there 'cause it's Martini Tuesday."
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"No go! No go! Aah!"
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"and now Louise is going over there to break in!"
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"So, Bob, you'll be batting cleanup."
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"You feel loose?"
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"Nah. I bet they all forgot."
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"Yeah, I know. He has some nerve showing up here."
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"Oh, God. Should I zip it?"
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"LOUISE: Okay, looks like nobody's home."
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"This is what they mean by peer pressure."
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"in that after school special, Peers of a Clown."
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"GENE: - Someone's coming!"
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"- Hide. - Aah!"
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"What the hell are they doing here?"
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"wasn't a match for the kidney donation"
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"(whispering): Or we could just leave."
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"(gasps) Our Burobu cards."
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"He was a good man, a proud man,"
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"It's so beautiful."
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"for which he should be ashamed."
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