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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Three Dinners (S05E05)

"My name is Brian, if you guys need anything."
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"- Three, please. - Okay."
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"I'd kill to have those lips."
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"'Cause you're Tom Selleck in a towel."
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"- Sorry. No, you're right. - Hmm?"
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"Of old age. You never left the States."
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"And you are an incredible woman..."
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"because they were obviously up to something, and I was in no mood."
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"And-And so interesting. Isn't that interesting, Haley?"
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"I know."
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"- I was just making sure my facts were straight- - Cam?"
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"Before I started a spirited conversation of current events."
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"Mmm. Sorry. Is that the tuna tartare?"
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"- Hi. - What's yours, Brandon? It looks delicious too."
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"Look, guys, I hate to be blunt, but could you please give us some space?"
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"- Cam. - She said I could."
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"- Do you want to talk about it? - There's nothing to talk about."
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"- I need a drink. - Jay."
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"You have to make this right with Shorty."
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"This looks so delicious."
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"Yeah, mine's delicious too."
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"you look so beautiful tonight."
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"Aw."
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"I'm sorry."
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"until we glom on to other people."
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"Oh, Phil, you're getting salt all over me!"
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"Oh. Um-"
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"Because through all the compromises..."
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"I've been talking to the guys here, and they've really opened my eyes."
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"I can."
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"for all the great times we've had."
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"Every damn day!"
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"- Hi there. - Hey."
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"I'll be your server for tonight."
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"What's your name if we don't need anything?"
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"Patricia."
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"You're quick, Patricia!"
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"Thanks. Our specialty cocktail for tonight is a basil-infused mojito."
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"Oh, yum! We'll take three."
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"No, that's okay. I'm good."
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"Come on now. Join us for a specialty cocktail on our specialty evening."
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"You don't drink it, someone will."
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"Well, that Brian sure is a cutie, huh?"
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"I mean on me. I mean I want his lips on my mouth."
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"Can't we just cut to the chase?"
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"- He's got great lips. - No. What are we doing here? What is this about?"
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"Nothing. We wanted to have a fun night out with our daughter."
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"Yeah! Just think of us as your friends."
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"I don't have 45-year-old friends."
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"Well, you don't have 45-year-old parents yet either, honey, so calm down."
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"Haley has no plan for her future whatsoever."
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"She's living in our basement..."
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"taking community college classes in, well, meandering."
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"So we're gonna take her out. We'll have some fun."
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"And then gently ease her into a friendly conversation about her future."
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"As opposed to the approach that we've taken in the past."
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"Is this what you're gonna do with your life- sleep late and take a selfie?"
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"Why are you always criticizing me? Is this really how you want to start the day?"
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"My day started five hours ago."
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"- I am under a lot of pressure! - How? How?"
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"You take three classes a week, and you miss half of them!"
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"The parking is tricky!"
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"Morning, sunshine. I saved you some lunch."
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"I get it, okay? I'm lazy! God!"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"No!"
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"You know what drives me crazy?"
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"Getting these customer satisfaction calls during dinner."
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"They change the oil on your car, they want a love letter."
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"I know. I'm waiting for a call from my doctor's office-"
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""Please rate your prostate exam."
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"Would you say you were satisfied?""
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"I hope you weren't."
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""I hope you weren't.""
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"That's a good one, Gloria!"
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"Do you know how hard it is to be funny in a second language, Jay?"
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"Esta hermosa dama es muybuena."
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"Ay. Darlene, you're learning Spanish?"
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"Yes, Shorty and I have been taking classes."
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"- We're getting good. - Oh, yeah."
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"¡Es maravilloso!"
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"You said, "That's wonderful," right?"
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"My Italian helps me."
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"Why the sudden interest in Spanish?"
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"Actually, there's something we have to tell you. How's this?"
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"- We're moving to Costa Rica! - Yeah!"
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"- What? - When?"
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"In a couple of weeks. The cost of living is so low down there."
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"We found this beautiful place on the water."
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"It's got its own private beach."
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"Bathing suits are optional."
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"But encouraged."
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"Ay. I'm going to miss you guys."
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"Don't worry about it. I give it three months, tops. You hate the beach."
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"And you know how humid it is down there?"
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"I love the steam room at the club. It's the same thing."
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"Except I don't have to see you sitting there like a pile of melted ice cream."
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"I'm just ready for an adventure. I want to try something new."
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"Stick around here. Pick up a check every now and then."
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"Why do you always have to be so negative? I think it's great."
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"No, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm surprised, that's all."
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"Let's toast this amazing new chapter of your lives."
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"To mosquitoes the size of your fist."
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"This is why all your friends move away."
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"To us, alone at last."
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"We both look very handsome tonight."
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"You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you.""
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"I couldn't take that chance. I wanted to get off on the right foot."
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"Mitchell and I desperately need a romantic night out to reconnect."
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"Yeah. I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding..."
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"but we've been a little tense with each other lately, huh?"
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"- Even our friend J'Marcus said how bitchy we've been. - When did he say that?"
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"At Pepper's party that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore."
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"Oh, right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated."
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"- See? We really need this. - We really do."
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"Oh, you know, Pepper said that for our cake tasting, we needed to have-"
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah. Remember our rules?"
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"No wedding talk, no Lily talk."
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"So, just gonna-"
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