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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Boywatch (S08E08)

"TINA: Whoa, the beach is littered with tourists... and litter."
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"- Skin. - (laughter)"
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"in the sand like that? On each other? No judgment."
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"The sand's the sugar, we're the cookies."
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"- We're junior lifeguards. - We get to do several"
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"of the same drills actual lifeguards do."
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"Just above the copier. So..."
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"That's so funny. I was just saying"
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"You got to be a strong open ocean swimmer,"
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"and you got to enjoy hard work."
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"- It's like you people know me. - GENE: Hmm?"
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"So where do I sign up?"
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"Kelly's right. This session already started,"
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"- Partner up for the buoy swim! - (laughter)"
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"- When's that? - Next year!"
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"Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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"- (groaning) - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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"Why don't stupid people fill in holes?"
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"Speaking of filling in, since Kelly's out,"
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"Because I love the beach, I'm a very, very strong swimmer,"
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"The-the Wi-Fi password?"
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"Yeah, for the network "Kids Trapped Send Help.""
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"My-my kids named it that. They're not really trapped."
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"Yeah."
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"Right, but it's my family's personal home network"
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"- TEDDY (laughs): That guy falls. - Except for Teddy,"
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"(door bells jingles, whistle blows)"
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"and mostly filled-out permission form..."
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"The newest member of the famous Junior Lifeguards."
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"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water."
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"All right, gang, it's time to officially welcome Tina here"
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"Look, I know I'm only here"
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"doesn't just mean you have that with me."
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"- Unless it does. - (whistle blowing)"
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"Uh, this is too much, actually."
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"- I'm coming back. - Tina, stop messing around!"
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"- Thanks a lot, Tina. - (groaning)"
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"High step, high step and... dolphin dive!"
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"Tina, you're the last one."
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"Run! Now! Go!"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Who wants to show me the proper rhythm for chest compressions"
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"Jason, you ready to shine, bro?"
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"Still, there's something there."
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"What? Oh, no, just catching up on e-mail."
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"- Oh. - (laughs)"
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"It's busy, but calm."
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"Yeah, some old guy made a Swiss roll"
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"It's weird that this is how they choose the prime minister."
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"- (bell jingles) - There's my little Tina-la Anderson."
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"in JGs, I think."
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"♪ Beach drama, whoa ♪"
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"♪ Beach drama, beach drama ♪"
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"♪ Can't Breathe-y Stevie ♪"
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"about why she's here."
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"- Jeesh, what's his problem? - You."
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"- You're the problem. - Yeah. Just quit, Tina."
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"Face it, Tina, you're a screw-up."
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"You should really think about quitting."
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"Fine."
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"Take your headphones off, Teddy. You're talking way too loud."
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"Oh, I'm not doing it justice."
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"- Teddy! Take your head... - No, I'm just gonna forward it to you."
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"Here's your order."
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"- Lin. - Okay, I'm going upstairs"
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"I don't want to live in a world where people don't look up"
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"and smile at me when I say hilarious stuff."
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"Um, but your badge is right there."
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"I'll, uh, have, uh... mm, a coffee."
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"I'm investigating cyber robberies, that's why."
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"Hence the shorts."
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"is hacking into people's computers"
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"Um, it says "police" on the back of your shirt."
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"Got-dangit!"
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"(quietly): Bob, change shirts with me."
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"So someone in the restaurant is a computer hacker, huh?"
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"Well, it's something."
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"- What? - Is it him?"
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"- Is it her? Is it... is it her? - Her what? -Is it him?"
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"- Not... No. - LOUISE: Is it that one? -GENE: Him."
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"You shush. We're helping."
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"Okay, look, I got to go. The other line's ringing."
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"Lifeguard station, this is Zack."
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"I bet you can't wait to get up on that wall of honor."
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"Not for much longer."
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"What?! I can't think of a reason"
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"to be around shirtless, teen boys."
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"and could be the way to go."
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"That's right, Mr. Old Man, quitting is not the way to go."
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"- I came in here to quit... - Oh, okay, cool."
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"- Ugh, Gus. - I swear, I didn't mean to."
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"Also, "wrinkly"? No."
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"and I'll keep my eyes on the thighs."
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"- I mean, prize. - (whistle blows)"
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"Partner up for the buoy swim."
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"So cold! High step! Aah! High step!"
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"And..."
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"(panting)"
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"- Nice job, Tina. - Thank you."
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"No, no, I'm using some new program"
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"but I'm-I'm no good at this tech stuff. I'm terrible."
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"(all panting)"
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"Ah, thanks, everybody."
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"She hasn't gotten us in trouble in days."
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"We're not in a love triangle."
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"- That's what I thought. - Guys, come on."
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"Tina, that's not a JG drill, that's an LG drill."
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"Right, right, right. But I can still do it. I can."
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"I think I know where I can find a volunteer."
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"What do you say, Can't Breathe-y Stevie?"
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"Tina, you can do this."
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"Dolphin dive."
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"What are you doing out here, Stevie?"
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"that I've been lead instructor of Junior Guards,"
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"should we exchange info and stay in touch?"
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"But it was more than that."
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"Oh, no, I got to bring it back tomorrow."
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"- You let Mom talk. - What?!"
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"What the... the fun run is on the same day"
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"Guys, we have a situation."
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