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Clips from Superstore - Shots and Salsa (S01E01)

TV Series 2004–2021 Season 1, Episode 3 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 505 clips
Comedy
- We sing this song. - Oh, yeah!
"- We sing this song. - Oh, yeah!"
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Cloud 9.
"Cloud 9."
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Eight, seven, six, five,
"Eight, seven, six, five,"
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Blast off!
"Blast off!"
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No.
"No."
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for a free sample of Señor Cloud salsa.
"for a free sample of Señor Cloud salsa."
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Why is she talking like Speedy Gonzales?
"Why is she talking like Speedy Gonzales?"
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I'm saying don't help anyone in this store.
"I'm saying don't help anyone in this store."
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Oh, that's great.
"Oh, that's great."
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All right.
"All right."
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- I'm gonna say something. - Don't do it.
"- I'm gonna say something. - Don't do it."
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'Cause a lot of 'em are saying they do plaque control.
"'Cause a lot of 'em are saying they do plaque control."
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Okay, well, um...
"Okay, well, um..."
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I thought that was a good thing.
"I thought that was a good thing."
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Um, it's not.
"Um, it's not."
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- Yeah. - Yeah, am I tough?
"- Yeah. - Yeah, am I tough?"
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Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist.
"Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist."
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I have to be tough, or people die.
"I have to be tough, or people die."
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All right, yeah.
"All right, yeah."
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you know where to find me.
"you know where to find me."
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to ask you to put on that accent, right?
"to ask you to put on that accent, right?"
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I'm merely suggesting that maybe you don't need to resort...
"I'm merely suggesting that maybe you don't need to resort..."
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Ooh, is that Mexican ketchup?
"Ooh, is that Mexican ketchup?"
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Gracias, señorita.
"Gracias, señorita."
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Ow! Damn it!
"Ow! Damn it!"
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I-I-I feel awful.
"I-I-I feel awful."
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One moment.
"One moment."
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I am trying to.
"I am trying to."
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I'm building houses for poor people!"
"I'm building houses for poor people!""
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Right this way.
"Right this way."
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Thanks a lot, guys.
"Thanks a lot, guys."
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Okay, yes,
"Okay, yes,"
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Ageism is just as racist as racism.
"Ageism is just as racist as racism."
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Okay, let's get back out there,
"Okay, let's get back out there,"
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Amy, could you stick around for a second?
"Amy, could you stick around for a second?"
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People are not gonna buy salsa from you
"People are not gonna buy salsa from you"
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It's still weird. No.
"It's still weird. No."
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Okay. Yeah, okay.
"Okay. Yeah, okay."
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It happens to the best of us.
"It happens to the best of us."
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- Okay. - Lionel Richie.
"- Okay. - Lionel Richie."
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Es muy autentica.
"Es muy autentica."
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It is just like the salsa
"It is just like the salsa"
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Gracias, Jose.
"Gracias, Jose."
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Well, ma'am...
"Well, ma'am..."
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To put it into perspective,
"To put it into perspective,"
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Gracias, gracias, we are so happy you liked our dance,
"Gracias, gracias, we are so happy you liked our dance,"
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but it is also important to remember that
"but it is also important to remember that"
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I hope you learned that no good deed
"I hope you learned that no good deed"
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I can't do this.
"I can't do this."
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- Tough day, huh? - Yeah.
"- Tough day, huh? - Yeah."
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When I say cloud, you say nine. Cloud.
"When I say cloud, you say nine. Cloud."
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- Nine. - Cloud.
"- Nine. - Cloud."
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- Nine. - When I say team, you say work.
"- Nine. - When I say team, you say work."
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- Team! Team! - Work. Work.
"- Team! Team! - Work. Work."
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- Are we cloud one? - No!
"- Are we cloud one? - No!"
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- Are we cloud two? - No!
"- Are we cloud two? - No!"
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- Are we cloud three? - No!
"- Are we cloud three? - No!"
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Are we cloud...
"Are we cloud..."
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This chant seems a little on the long side.
"This chant seems a little on the long side."
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Gets longer every year.
"Gets longer every year."
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When I first started here, we would just
"When I first started here, we would just"
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put our hands in the middle and go, "Yay."
"put our hands in the middle and go, "Yay.""
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No!
"No!"
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Are we Cloud 9?
"Are we Cloud 9?"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Yeah! The customer's always right.
"Yeah! The customer's always right."
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Oh, yeah!
"Oh, yeah!"
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- They are not wrong. - Oh, yeah!
"- They are not wrong. - Oh, yeah!"
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- And that is why. - Oh, yeah!
"- And that is why. - Oh, yeah!"
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We are Cloud 9.
"We are Cloud 9."
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four, three, two, one!
"four, three, two, one!"
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Now give me a "C"!
"Now give me a "C"!"
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C!
"C!"
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Before we open, I need a volunteer
"Before we open, I need a volunteer"
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to hand out samples of the new
"to hand out samples of the new"
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Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud.
"Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud."
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Yes, right here. I'll do it.
"Yes, right here. I'll do it."
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Yes, perfect, and I don't mean
"Yes, perfect, and I don't mean"
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just because you're Mexican.
"just because you're Mexican."
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I'm actually Filipino.
"I'm actually Filipino."
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Okay, let's consider all our options.
"Okay, let's consider all our options."
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Um, Amy, I've got a feeling this is right up your alley.
"Um, Amy, I've got a feeling this is right up your alley."
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Because I'm Latina?
"Because I'm Latina?"
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No, it has nothing to do with race.
"No, it has nothing to do with race."
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You just have a certain natural spiciness.
"You just have a certain natural spiciness."
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Okay, you know, fine, I'll just, uh,
"Okay, you know, fine, I'll just, uh,"
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pick someone at random.
"pick someone at random."
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Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo."
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Jesus saved us long ago.
"Jesus saved us long ago."
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Don't believe me, what a shame.
"Don't believe me, what a shame."
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Judgment day you'll be in flames.
"Judgment day you'll be in flames."
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- The other Latina? - What?
"- The other Latina? - What?"
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I could do it.
"I could do it."
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That'd be hilarious.
"That'd be hilarious."
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You should dress like a matador.
"You should dress like a matador."
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Honestly, it's fine.
"Honestly, it's fine."
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It beats a day of dressing room duty.
"It beats a day of dressing room duty."
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Thank you. Think fast!
"Thank you. Think fast!"
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Mexico hat!
"Mexico hat!"
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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,
"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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be sure to stop by grocery
"be sure to stop by grocery"
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available in medium, mild, ay-yi-yi picante,
"available in medium, mild, ay-yi-yi picante,"
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and I'm almost positive that was written down wrong.
"and I'm almost positive that was written down wrong."
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Yes, Señor Cloud salsa
"Yes, Señor Cloud salsa"
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is very good for parties.
"is very good for parties."
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And there are so many flavors.
"And there are so many flavors."
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She is from Kansas City.
"She is from Kansas City."
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I should say something to her.
"I should say something to her."
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Absolutely not.
"Absolutely not."
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Do not get involved in things that don't concern you.
"Do not get involved in things that don't concern you."
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People here are quicksand. They will suck you in.
"People here are quicksand. They will suck you in."
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So you're saying never help anyone?
"So you're saying never help anyone?"
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Within these walls, helping is quicksand.
"Within these walls, helping is quicksand."
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You know, it's funny that you mention walls.
"You know, it's funny that you mention walls."
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Because that summer that I spent doing Habitat for Humanity,
"Because that summer that I spent doing Habitat for Humanity,"
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I was literally building...
"I was literally building..."
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- What? - You know,
"- What? - You know,"
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Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
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I try not to say words like "hammer"
"I try not to say words like "hammer""
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