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Clips from Dick

Short Films 1999 5 min 1,244 clips
Short Drama

Credits

So what's your point?
"So what's your point?"
Dick
I don't think we'd reveal it on a little show like this.
"I don't think we'd reveal it on a little show like this."
Dick
-Dear Bobby: -Hold on, hold on.
"-Dear Bobby: -Hold on, hold on."
Dick
But I need to concentrate. Let me just look at them.
"But I need to concentrate. Let me just look at them."
Dick
Okay. Dear Bobby:
"Okay. Dear Bobby:"
Dick
Here's the number one reason that I think--
"Here's the number one reason that I think--"
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Here's the number one reason that I think that you should choose me...
"Here's the number one reason that I think that you should choose me..."
Dick
...for the "Win A Date With Bobby Sherman" contest...
"...for the "Win A Date With Bobby Sherman" contest..."
Dick
You are so brilliant, Arlene.
"You are so brilliant, Arlene."
Dick
I think maybe I could type faster than you.
"I think maybe I could type faster than you."
Dick
Four more years! Four more years!
"Four more years! Four more years!"
Dick
You seem pretty interested in nothing.
"You seem pretty interested in nothing."
Dick
You should've seen it.
"You should've seen it."
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So nobody'll ever see us and tell my mom.
"So nobody'll ever see us and tell my mom."
Dick
That is so disgusting.
"That is so disgusting."
Dick
Young people running wild in the middle of the night.
"Young people running wild in the middle of the night."
Dick
See if you can get any statements from them.
"See if you can get any statements from them."
Dick
It has been confirmed...
"It has been confirmed..."
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Young lady, I am a very busy man.
"Young lady, I am a very busy man."
Dick
As a matter of fact...
"As a matter of fact..."
Dick
I guess all the people on that list must be creeps.
"I guess all the people on that list must be creeps."
Dick
They were in the Watergate last night. They know too much, Bob.
"They were in the Watergate last night. They know too much, Bob."
Dick
Would you ladies like to see the west wing of the White House?
"Would you ladies like to see the west wing of the White House?"
Dick
This is fun.
"This is fun."
Dick
...friendly thoughts?
"...friendly thoughts?"
Dick
Just putting out a little fire here.
"Just putting out a little fire here."
Dick
Looks away. Doesn't look at me.
"Looks away. Doesn't look at me."
Dick
Come here.
"Come here."
Dick
Where's he going?
"Where's he going?"
Dick
When did you start talking like that, anyway?
"When did you start talking like that, anyway?"
Dick
What's going on in here?
"What's going on in here?"
Dick
...and Liddy's taking care of it now.
"...and Liddy's taking care of it now."
Dick
Now, Bob.
"Now, Bob."
Dick
I'm Betsy and this is Arlene, Mr. President.
"I'm Betsy and this is Arlene, Mr. President."
Dick
Hi, Dick.
"Hi, Dick."
Dick
So cute.
"So cute."
Dick
...l've got a proposition for you.
"...l've got a proposition for you."
Dick
Thank you!
"Thank you!"
Dick
-Thank you so much. -We're gonna walk you!
"-Thank you so much. -We're gonna walk you!"
Dick
...it wasn't a war that this administration started.
"...it wasn't a war that this administration started."
Dick
Isn't there somebody waiting out there for me?
"Isn't there somebody waiting out there for me?"
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-He's dead! -Yeah, thank God.
"-He's dead! -Yeah, thank God."
Dick
Your brother got his letter.
"Your brother got his letter."
Dick
Betsy, are you okay?
"Betsy, are you okay?"
Dick
All's my mom says is that my dad died in a car crash before I was born.
"All's my mom says is that my dad died in a car crash before I was born."
Dick
So you really think that my father could be alive?
"So you really think that my father could be alive?"
Dick
...and your mom had to keep it a secret to protect his reputation.
"...and your mom had to keep it a secret to protect his reputation."
Dick
How come there's little green leaves in the walnuts?
"How come there's little green leaves in the walnuts?"
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Larry says they're just from the walnut tree.
"Larry says they're just from the walnut tree."
Dick
My life is so tragic.
"My life is so tragic."
Dick
Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
Dick
It's called incest, Arlene...
"It's called incest, Arlene..."
Dick
The President wants us to walk his dog, Checkers.
"The President wants us to walk his dog, Checkers."
Dick
Please step back. If you don't comply, you'll be removed.
"Please step back. If you don't comply, you'll be removed."
Dick
I think they're having sex now.
"I think they're having sex now."
Dick
But you don't know anybody.
"But you don't know anybody."
Dick
Okay, stop that.
"Okay, stop that."
Dick
We have to talk to the President.
"We have to talk to the President."
Dick
Hey, German guy! Remember us?
"Hey, German guy! Remember us?"
Dick
I know them.
"I know them."
Dick
Yes, that's all right. That's okay.
"Yes, that's all right. That's okay."
Dick
I'm familiar with these young ladies.
"I'm familiar with these young ladies."
Dick
What, what? Don't you give me that look.
"What, what? Don't you give me that look."
Dick
I'll be the only person who's willing...
"I'll be the only person who's willing..."
Dick
-I think I got bruised. -Did somebody hurt you?
"-I think I got bruised. -Did somebody hurt you?"
Dick
...four years to extricate himself from Algeria.
"...four years to extricate himself from Algeria."
Dick
Rose, these young-- You're very becoming this morning.
"Rose, these young-- You're very becoming this morning."
Dick
These ladies want to see the President.
"These ladies want to see the President."
Dick
Hello, girls.
"Hello, girls."
Dick
See, girls...
"See, girls..."
Dick
Well, I mean...
"Well, I mean..."
Dick
Can we walk Checkers now?
"Can we walk Checkers now?"
Dick
Secret recipe, eh?
"Secret recipe, eh?"
Dick
Or not.
"Or not."
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We went left because you couldn't go right.
"We went left because you couldn't go right."
Dick
What's going on, Bob?
"What's going on, Bob?"
Dick
They actually saw documents being shredded?
"They actually saw documents being shredded?"
Dick
Checkers pooped.
"Checkers pooped."
Dick
I'll take care of it.
"I'll take care of it."
Dick
Nice painting of a boat.
"Nice painting of a boat."
Dick
...l'd like you to be my Secret Youth Advisers.
"...l'd like you to be my Secret Youth Advisers."
Dick
Congratulations.
"Congratulations."
Dick
Honey...
"Honey..."
Dick
...January 23, 1973....
"...January 23, 1973...."
Dick
What's going on?
"What's going on?"
Dick
Larry, stop it.
"Larry, stop it."
Dick
I'm not supposed to tell you this.
"I'm not supposed to tell you this."
Dick
You should be thanking me.
"You should be thanking me."
Dick
I just want you to know...
"I just want you to know..."
Dick
...whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her.
"...whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her."
Dick
Arlene Lorenzo and l...
"Arlene Lorenzo and l..."
Dick
...are Secret Youth Advisers for President Nixon.
"...are Secret Youth Advisers for President Nixon."
Dick
"--in addition to being the official White House dog walkers.
""--in addition to being the official White House dog walkers."
Dick
The President trusts us with national issues."
"The President trusts us with national issues.""
Dick
We bake him cookies called Hello Dollies...
"We bake him cookies called Hello Dollies..."
Dick
You get graham cracker crumbs, sweetened condensed milk...
"You get graham cracker crumbs, sweetened condensed milk..."
Dick
...current events...
"...current events..."
Dick
Thank you. Thanks.
"Thank you. Thanks."
Dick
There's something different about you.
"There's something different about you."
Dick
Why aren't you wearing your glasses?
"Why aren't you wearing your glasses?"
Dick
Because I got contact lenses.
"Because I got contact lenses."
Dick
It is imperative that we put a freeze...
"It is imperative that we put a freeze..."
Dick
Yeah, I know what nyet, nyet means.
"Yeah, I know what nyet, nyet means."
Dick
Excuse me a moment, Leonid.
"Excuse me a moment, Leonid."
Dick
You're looking swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly
"You're looking swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly"
Dick
There you go, Leonid. Hello, Dolly.
"There you go, Leonid. Hello, Dolly."
Dick
Golly gee, fellas
"Golly gee, fellas"
Dick
I'll have another of those
"I'll have another of those"
Dick
Quick, tell me what your name is!
"Quick, tell me what your name is!"
Dick
Rhoda Morgenstern.
"Rhoda Morgenstern."
Dick
What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
Dick
-It looks so real. -Thank you.
"-It looks so real. -Thank you."
Dick
This is our White House souvenir.
"This is our White House souvenir."
Dick
He's way more distinguished now.
"He's way more distinguished now."
Dick
Enough already. I am sick of Watergate.
"Enough already. I am sick of Watergate."
Dick
Betsy, look.
"Betsy, look."
Dick
It's that weird guy!
"It's that weird guy!"
Dick
It's starting.
"It's starting."
Dick
...and one time we saw that Liddy guy there...
"...and one time we saw that Liddy guy there..."
Dick
Oh, Myrna, you are something.
"Oh, Myrna, you are something."
Dick