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Clips from Bob's Burgers - A Few 'Gurt Men (S07E07)

"We win either way!"
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"got chosen to be the lawyers."
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"Tina the juror!"
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"You lucked out, T."
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"That's for a jury of her peers to decide."
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"It's just so babyish."
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"I mean, why can't we do a mock trial"
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"and guide us through the process."
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"why don't you get us started?"
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"(laughing) He's funny!"
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"Ooh, the somewhat wet and messy Judge Conklin."
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"We will first hear from the prosecution."
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"I'm hosting my mom's birthday party, and I need a caterer."
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"If it doesn't have a shrimp on it, she won't eat it."
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"Huh. This is a brown hair. That's weird."
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"I've eaten here over the years."
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"Are you going somewhere with this, Counselor?"
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"No, not really, I just wanted"
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"If there are no further questions,"
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"Look! This is his trash can."
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"Hey, let's try this in student court!"
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"We've already got a judge."
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"a dirty yogurt thief!"
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"Well, I'd preside over this case."
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"Well, if everyone's on board, I guess"
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"Ha, yes!"
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"you get to defend Mr. Frond."
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"♪ ♪"
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"but I guess I'm responsible for your defense."
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"All you got to do is cop a plea so we can get out of here."
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"and knit yourself to sleep."
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"Who cares! Just say you did it,"
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"The signs look really good."
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"They're just fine."
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"(whispers): We mustn't."
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"Let's begin with the opening statements."
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"But now, we have more evidence than an alligator"
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"Yeah, I think it is."
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"Well, maybe we can track him down."
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"I didn't eat the yogurt!"
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"Guilty as charged."
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"must see and hear a lot of things."
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"Sitting at the front desk,"
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"Ms. Selbo,"
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"Wait, what do you mean he leaves them lying around?"
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"- How did I eat it? - Hmm."
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"- Why not? - 'Cause we're getting revenge."
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"If you're not gonna defend me,"
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"spit-out guidance counselor like Mr. Frond."
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"But it's all Jimmy Junior and I can do."
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"Ugh! Gross! I am not!"
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"I have to think. I have to go think in bed."
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"That kind of talk in my courtroom, Missy."
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"- You are? - Big time."
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"Mr. Branca, please tell the court what you were doing"
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"Yeah. I just make the sound."
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"(imitates vacuum)"
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"mopped up something vomit-ish."
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"What? Did you just say "a spoon"?"
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"You need me out there finding your spoons."
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"But I know who did."
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"innocent."
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"- Yeah! - Don't you accuse my judge!"
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"The squirty fountain did what it does best,"
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"(sobs)"
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"When this case fell in our lap, it seemed like a good challenge."
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"So this whole time, you were teaching us."
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"Bye everyone! Hope you all become lawyers!"
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"I, uh, I think he's about to wrap it up."
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"This has to be the finale. Let's go."
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"- Move it! - Ow."
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"It's almost like we found a hair in your Borat."
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"when you put your credit card in on the Web site."
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"No cancellations or refunds one hour prior to performance."
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"I've been a lawyer for three long, sweltering days,"
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"Because you lost the case?"
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"I mean, we didn't, but we would have"
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"Sorry I didn't believe you in the first place."
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"Gene, breakfast. Yum!"
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"Sorry I took so long,"
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"but I think you'll agree"
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"it was worth the wait."
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"Ooh, yes."
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"Why are you wearing your fancy clothes?"
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"Why aren't you wearing yours?"
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"- These are my fancy clothes. - Mm."
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"Gene's all dressed up for the school-wide mock trial."
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"He's the big, tough prosecutor."
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"Oh, right. Right."
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"I'm a sharp-dressed, silver-tongued devil."
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"And he's going up against Louise,"
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"the savvy defense lawyer."
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"It's Belcher against Belcher!"
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"Whoop-Dee-Doo!"
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"It is impressive that our kids"
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"It really is. Also, totally random."
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"Yep. Literally picked out of a hat."
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"And we can't forget the most important role of all..."
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"With great jury comes great responsibility."
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"I wish I could sit on the jury and zone out"
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"while we do a mock trial of Snow White."
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"Whoa, do you think the Evil Queen"
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"gave Snow White a poison apple?"
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"Yes!"
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"But probably."
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"of a double homicide or something?"
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"Ooh, double homicide. Twice as nice!"
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"Judge Conklin is just outside, and he's ready to begin."
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"He's retired, but today he's going to hear our case"
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"- I want to be Snow White. - _"
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"- Uh, snow way. - _"
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"Bailiff Zeke,"
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"Hear ye, hear ye!"
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"The court of the Honorable Judge Conklin"
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"is now in session."
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"- All rise. - Honorable?"
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"I haven't been called that since 1997."
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"Maybe you should call me"
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"I had a little accident. Just water, not pee."
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"(laughs): God, this guy's got no filter."
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