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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Gayle Tales (S05E05)

"Hey, this stool is making a new sound when I spin on it."
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"Here's something fun. I need someone to run the old grease"
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"Mom, are you still mad?"
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"But it's the weekend."
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"Can I just... L-Lin. Not talking about it. Ever."
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"Oh. Here comes Aunt Gayle. And I know this sounds crazy,"
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"Stacy? Yeah..."
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"Wait, men can be named Stacy? I love America!"
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"for ages but couldn't make our calendars work, remember?"
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"I need to touch the wind!"
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"Ah, they only want to go 'cause they're grounded."
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"They're not allowed to go. Okay, fine."
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"One of them can go. I don't care which one."
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"No. I'll tell you what you're gonna do."
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"What a great idea, Tina. I love it."
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"Since I'm the one with the tickets,"
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"I want action, adventure, love, drama."
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"And time. Pencils down."
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"I'll go first because I have the biggest ding dong!"
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"Nashville, Tennessee."
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"at the Fiddle of the Road Saloon couldn't wait to hear"
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"They had the glitz and glam to make you say, "Hot damn!""
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"♪ He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab ♪"
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"Hi, kids."
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"We say yes!"
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"I'm sorry, but we're a duo. No! I'm going solo!"
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes! ♪ Yes... ♪"
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"But what about me?!"
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"and introduce you to, uh, I don't know, Mr. Scott Bakula?"
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"and you're like a trunk full of wet boots."
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"Fine! But I'm taking the rest of the cold cuts!"
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"And my sequin tube top! And my dreams!"
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"And the pepperoncinis!"
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"Tough night, huh?"
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"Here it comes. Ah!"
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"Oh, God. Gayle!"
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"♪ I looked inside the glove box ♪"
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"Ugh, the bathroom pipes? Sorry they're clogged."
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"My name's Jo Gene, and I'm looking"
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"The preposterous ostrich's legs"
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"Well, howdy, former pardner."
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"because that has my sandwich in it!"
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"I need them for eye exams!"
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"Psst. Hey. Stage girl."
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"Let's give a big Nashville welcome to Gayle and Jo Gene!"
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"We call this one "I Won't Go Solo on You.""
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"Use it."
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"♪ But you want vindaloo ♪"
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"♪ So I'll leave in a hurry and order some curry ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you and me ♪ ♪ You and me ♪"
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"And that wacky snake! What? That's my snake!"
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"where they saw the Hollywood Sign and met Scott Bakula!"
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"And Lindette ended up married to the old drunk from the bar"
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"Aw, nuts."
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"The sisters Chatterteeth"
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"were the most beautiful sisters in all of Withering Wharf,"
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"She was like a nine. Nine and a half, maybe."
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"less important and not that much fun in general."
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"Though Gayle was extremely beautiful,"
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"The sisters got by as seamstresses,"
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"Why for not can there be an end to this war?"
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"But, sister, until you marry, none of us can marry, either."
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"I want a wedding! But instead of a wedding cake,"
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"I want to get a bunch of cupcakes"
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"because it's a long time ago, so that idea is still good!"
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"Don't be mad, though, 'kay?"
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"That was the night that Tina decided she had to find a match"
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"Tina tried every eligible bachelor she could think of,"
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"Theodore the blacksmith. Thank you."
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"But alas, Gayle's heart remained empty."
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"Until he showed up. My horse broke down in front of your cottage."
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"May I use your old-fashioned ink pens and paper"
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"Nah, we usually just let her sleep there when that happens."
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"Oh. Wait. No, she's on fire. Let's move her."
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"The date of the ball had arrived."
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"Wow. Everyone from town is here."
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"Oh, I can't wait to see Sir Bob!"
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"I'm gonna go put a bunch of crumpets down my corset."
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"Hello, Gayle."
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"Come, let's dance."
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"They're playing the Heinie Liney."
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"Tina, seriously? Dad, please! I'm almost done."
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"Where is he?!"
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"Uh, here I am. Uh, hi... honey."
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"Screeches. Wake up! Stop being sick!"
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"But nothing worked. They called the vicar"
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"And Sir Bob and Linda were also married,"
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"And your father and I are not cousins."
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"That we know of."
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"Oh, gosh, this is tough."
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"Oh, right. Okay, go ahead."
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"People of Catsteros, please eat, drink and be meowy!"
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"Your Royal Highness... meow..."
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"visitors from the kingdom of Litter Boxia!"
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"Oh, well, she didn't mention that."
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"I'm Gene from the House of the Unfarting."
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"He was over there... meow... and now he's over here. Meow."
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"I'm befuddled."
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"Oh, phew. Blee."
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"Ew."
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"At least let our bravest knight go with you"
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"Knight Louise, this is my fight."
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"The Burgarean Slapper!"
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"without me and my breast milk."
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"And so they set off for Litter Boxia,"
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"There are the gates of Litter Boxia, My Queen."
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"Yes, Litter Boxia has not been cleaned in many moons."
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"the most dreaded monsters"
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"What is it? It sounds really boring."
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"literally bore you into a deathlike slumber."
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"I tried everything"
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"to get that barbecue stain out of my underpants."
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"The best place to park at the hardware store"
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"Oh, it's so itchy. Oh, I got to itch it. Don't itch it!"
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"Do not take your hands off your ears!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, oh! Ugh."
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"Sister. Surprised to see me?"
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"and I knew when you did I'd get rid of you once and for all!"
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"Yes! But let's do that thing"
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"I choose The Mort-tain!"
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