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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Thelma & Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (S07E07)

"(panting)"
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"- (sighs) - You-you know about that?"
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"- I looked like an idiot. - Y-You did."
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"And ever since then, Colleen's taken it over"
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"But now it's Linda's turn again!"
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"- Um... - That's fine."
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"like Masquerade or Vegas, Baby!"
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"Oh, no! Okay. One of us will be right there."
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"Yeah, me. I just got the bake sale."
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"Oh, my keys, my keys."
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"in-school suspension, Linda?"
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"Uh, is it like you're suspended"
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"and write an essay on what they did wrong."
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"Timmy and Scott O'Brien took Pocket Sized Rudy's lunch"
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"He's so little. He needs to eat."
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"- And no one else was helping. - Oh."
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"Am I a hero? I don't know."
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"But Wagstaff has a zero tolerance pantsing policy."
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"Yes! I was!"
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"Not some tolerance. Are we not on the same page?"
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"Oh! Uh, no, same page. Absolutely."
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"What a crazy world."
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"acknowledging Louise will spend the rest of the day"
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"- and mind my own business. - Hmm."
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"She has six ingrown toenails."
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"- On one foot. - (gags)"
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"- No. - Please, Ms. Schnur."
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"I wouldn't ask if it weren't an emergency."
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"Ugh, fine."
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"I know. I'm like that guard in Shawshank Redemption."
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"and you'll get in-school suspension for a week."
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"Good. All right."
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"Uh, uh... Okay, I'm leaving."
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"What you did was very bad, Louise!"
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"- Why are you yelling? - There are rules, Louise!"
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"And you got to learn to follow 'em!"
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"(loud thud)"
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"and a desk! And that's what made that loud sound!"
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"Now get out some paper and start writing, Miss Missy!"
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"(whispering): I'm gonna lower you out the window."
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"Leave your stuff here and meet me at the car."
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"(strained): You did something nice for someone."
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"LOUISE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"- (tire screech) - Louise! You scared me!"
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"Well, listen, what you did was wrong."
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"Keep talking."
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"and you can write your essay and no one will be the wiser."
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"Or we could blow off the whole essay thing,"
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"keep driving and start new lives in Boca."
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"Hi, welcome. "The first"?"
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"Your meeting point? A-Are you just meeting or also eating?"
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"All of it. We dropped some of our group on the way here,"
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"Eventually. (laughs)"
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"Right?"
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"Hi. Let me just clear this booth for you guys,"
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"Bob, you're swamped. Let me get that for you."
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"Okay. It's fine! I got it!"
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"Okay, great!"
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"Sorry about him."
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"(quietly): Louise, are you in there?"
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"we'll get suspended, too."
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"Those notes really lifted my spirits, J-Ju!"
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"- GENE: Ah! - Get away from there."
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"All right, go to class."
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"- All right. Bye! - Bye."
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"You know, I used to get into trouble"
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"- You did? - Uh-huh."
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"He was making fun of Vicki Tufo's forehead."
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"Everyone saw everything."
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"filled up a bunch of water balloons,"
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"They were, they were mean pooping girls."
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"Oh, what, like we're getting a big rush today?"
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"I would've lost a foot."
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"Hey, can we get another round of beer, too?"
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"- And more fries? Like a butt-load? - Yup."
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"- I have a wife, she's just not here. - She's real, though."
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"- And I do, too. - Teddy, stop it."
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"You will not regret it! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!"
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"Hello, and welcome to Bob's Burgers."
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"- before we get going here? - Teddy, Teddy, Teddy."
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"I'll try."
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"So you wrote her a note, too?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"Well, I've had a lot of practice."
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"'Cause I have a problem with impulse control. (laughs)"
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"Yeah, Zeke definitely would've written back by now."
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"She resents us for our freedom."
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"Are we by this door? Oh, we are."
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"Yeah. She must be having the worst day."
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"(both laugh, sigh)"
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"Back at ya. This has been fun."
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"- Fine, I'll mail it back to them. - Not that."
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"(man humming)"
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"I got to go."
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"I got a meeting with the city council... !"
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"- Oh, in there. - LOUISE: Yes."
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"LINDA: Oh, don't come in here,"
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"don't come in here, don't come in here."
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"- Mother. - What?"
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"You want to win a goldfish? Three shots for a dollar."
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"- Crap, that's right. - Yeah."
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"You want to just take one look at these goldfish?"
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"See, that guy's wiggling a little bit."
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"Aw, I love him. Little wiggler."
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"Frond's coming this way; we got to go in deeper."
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"- Uh, can I get extra jalapeños on that? - You got it."
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"I associate something with their order,"
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"angry hot dog. This time, he's at the beach,"
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"Uh-oh. They put a guard on the door."
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"I'll try to distract him while you slip the notes under."
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"Well, how do we know if that's our situation?"
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"Gene, I think that is our situation."
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"- (gasps) That's us! - Could you look up again?"
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"(bell dings)"
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"- Get in there, guys. - What are you doing? No, Teddy."
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"- Get back in there, come on. - I don't even know if"
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"Not in the food. Much."
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"Oh, Princess Wash-Your-Hands"
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"Uh, my other senses are coming up."
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"I'm more alive now than I've ever been before."
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