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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife (S17E17)

"I am so stoked about Lenny's party."
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"He said he's gonna make a surprise announcement."
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"...to tell you that I have adopted..."
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"Chop-chop."
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"Look at that picture quality."
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"You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Break out!"
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"I ain't fallin' for that again."
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"Stupid non-plasma tv."
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"Might as well rub dirt in my eyes."
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"so I entered a contest where the first prize is a plasma screen tv."
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"Marge! I love you! I love you!"
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"You've won."
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"Look, I gotta go."
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"Say something funny!"
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"You might get hurt."
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"So, what's the prize on this wife swap show?"
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"About enough to buy a new plasma tv."
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"I'll do it!"
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"I'll do it. I'll do it!"
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"It's a little british humor."
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"I'll bet the twist is he's gay."
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"Especially the hair."
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"Not sexual."
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"You take forever to say nothing."
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"You know, you don't seem like the money-hungry"
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"I see."
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"You know, I despise my husband."
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"So, Charles, what do you do for a living?"
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"I don't, I don't choose the committee as such,"
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"but, you know, I choose where they meet."
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"And I do not call that doing the dishes."
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"That was a joint."
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""Then itchy used an ice cream scoop"
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"He's a very impressive boy."
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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
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"A tree that's been alone for far too long."
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"Wordplay, brilliant."
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"and a genie comes out."
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"That's funny."
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"So the genie says, "I'll give you three wishes,"
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"The man says, "I want a new car."
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"So the man says..."
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"Little amusing, don't you think?"
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"Me, either."
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"well, I liked the genie part. That was fun."
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"You think so?"
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"Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa."
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"Where's Ben?"
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"and I'm never sick of drinkin' these."
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"Yes. Not interested."
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"Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play."
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"No way."
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"That song was very nice."
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"Listen, Charles, I don't want to hurt your feelings..."
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"each others' arms on reality tv."
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"I'm sorry, but I love Homer."
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"Of course you do."
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"God, I miss Homer."
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"he's loved me ever since the first moment he saw me,"
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"And whatever it takes to make me happy,"
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"Lisa, que fais tu dans cet Etat?"
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"J'ai eu le droit de prendre FreedoLance Air Force Yum."
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"Je ne pense pas."
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"Je ne la vois nul part."
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"Remets ton pantalon."
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"Magie?"
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"Non, je parle de ma future ex femme."
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"Elle va avoir le choc de sa vie."
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"Charles, je te quitte."
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"Tu roupilles, tu perds."
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"Mais le cousin Ed' est né femme."
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"Je plaisante. Je plaisante."
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"Et Marge, tu assures aussi."
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"Maybe he's getting married."
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"Why the hell would he want to do that..."
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"blessed sacrament that has made my life so rich?"
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"I like your hat, sweetie."
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"I'm not wearing a hat."
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"I mean, the one at the house."
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"Another party and we cain't go."
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"Yeah. Just 'cause we's afraid of using the uppity box."
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"Hey, Ned."
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"Ain't no party like a Lenny party 'cause a Lenny party don't stop."
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"I got to work tomorrow."
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"I better go."
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"My god. How did Lenny get to be newsfake magazine's man of the year?"
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"That's just a souvenir from an amusement park."
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"What?"
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"Next you'll be telling me he didn't meet Woody Woodpecker."
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"I dated the woman in that suit for three months."
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"Then she left me for the guy who cleans the vomit off the roller coasters."
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"Hey, Lenny, I see you cut the celery at an angle here."
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"Makes my straight-cut celery look like crap."
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"Attention, everybody!"
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"Please shut up!"
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"I know you're all wondering why you're here."
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"The fact is, I'm dying..."
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"...a new faith..."
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"...in the power of technological advances to make me happy."
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"That's right, I've got a new plasma screen HDTV!"
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"I've never seen a picture so highly defined!"
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"Lenny, this tv is amazing."
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"If you're not careful, I might just spend the rest of my life on your couch."
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"You don't mean that literally, of course."
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"You're right, Lenny. I..."
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"Lenny, bring me a beer and your deepest chamber pot."
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"Two and a half men."
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"You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes."
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"Dad, please come home."
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"We miss you."
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"Is that a high-def tv?!"
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"Mom didn't say anything about high-def!"
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"Later, if I have enough energy, we can walk"
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"up to the tv and I'll show you how thin it is."
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"Wow, there's a rainbow outside."
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"Well, right there's a commercial with a dancing cold sore."
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"Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha!"
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"Break out!"
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