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Clips from Bob's Burgers - L'il Hard Dad (S05E05)

"Wow, I feel the exact opposite way."
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"Ah! What page are you on?"
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"The cover."
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"Is it about an insane telemarketer?"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"I bid on an auction and, uh, yeah, helicopter."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I want to save Jamie Lee."
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"Lin, I just started."
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"Dad, you don't want to be, like, too cool."
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"All right, let me just bring it in for a landing."
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"Uh, you're welcome, Tina. Should we throw them back up?"
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"Look out, Tina!"
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""And following a skillful landing,"
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"Plus shipping. Which was..."
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"I'm not heroic like Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies!"
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"I'm not even Tom Arnold in True Lies!"
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"Or even in Roseanne!"
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"That was just part of being a dad."
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"But what if I never get those instincts?"
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""Sorry, I don't give refunds for crash landings"?!"
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""Heliflopter"?! All right, new plan."
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"Which I call "mactioning.""
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"Kissed it. Maybe I should've just bought it"
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"from The Hobby Hole. A real store."
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"Hobby Hole!"
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"and demand my money back? Yeah,"
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"the principle. Yep, there it is."
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"It's the principle!"
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"Prin... ci... ple!"
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"And someone's got to stand up for what's right!"
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"Things are pretty loud, so I'm just gonna put"
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"my fingers in my ears. Whoa, that's waxy!"
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"This is my school now, Mom,"
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"Come on, Gene. Let's go get our refund!"
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"I forgot my keys!"
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"Deal with it! Yeah!"
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"Ooh, I got chills just saying it. Well, Gene, it's..."
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"is this bag of crap. Nice! Listen to this."
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"and everyone's gonna know I didn't read the book!"
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"Thank you. Tina, Tina, honey, listen."
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"I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, mm-kay?"
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"No, it's okay. Don't slap her again."
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"All right, let me see. Let me see here."
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"forced to live as a sled dog"
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"Oh, my gosh, I'm getting so many ideas already!"
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"Musical numbers, choreography... Musical numbers?"
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"Louise, you're on props and costumes!"
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"Tina, go wash your face! We got a show to do!"
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"S. Felds. This is it."
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"- Let's give him hell! - Hello?"
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"So do the right thing and give us a refund."
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"Sheldon Felds doesn't give refunds to heliflopters"
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"My real passion is customizing serious RC choppers."
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"Well, what is that?"
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"Tap, tap. Missed me! Stop-stop that. Ah! Ah!"
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"So, shall I continue to masterfully poke you,"
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"You look great, hon. Maybe the best she's ever looked."
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"Wag it, wag it."
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"Shake it, shake it."
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"Okay. Ring, ring."
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"♪ It's the Wild, is anybody home? ♪"
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"That makes total sense. Uh-huh. So can you do it with vibrato?"
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"What? You think those nuns won't make you do book reports?"
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"from Sheldon's helicopter in a Dumpster..."
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"just r-regrouping. And now I will calmly check outside..."
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"I mean, regroup over. Uh, we can get out now."
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"Dad!"
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"so I'm ready to wrap this up."
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"No! We're not done! We're not?"
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"No! Two can play the game"
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"Follow me."
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"We have to be pretty discreet about our warfare showroom,"
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"as you can imagine, but neat-o, huh?"
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"War is brutal."
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"Of course, we advise you absolutely..."
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"do not aim these at people."
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"He used to work here."
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"and was clearly labeled."
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"to gently approach him about it, he attacked us with helicopters."
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"And now I no longer feel comfortable wearing shorts."
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"But I've got rightness on my side."
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"Oh, you've got rightness on your side."
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"Okay, then you're good. Really? You think so?"
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"No, but I just realized... why am I trying to stop you?"
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"Behold the Vanquisher."
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"That's not much."
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"it's about the principle."
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"Yeah, it's about the principle."
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"Teach me how to fly it."
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"Huh, it's actually pretty, uh, intuitive."
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"You know, before I let you go..."
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"good luck out there, buddy. Thanks."
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"Okay, well, thanks for coming in."
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"they think the reading must have happened."
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"A scooby tap, a scooby tap. Scoo-Scooby tap."
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"Hey. How's the tappin'?"
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"and I made it look like a dogsled, and the only thing is,"
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"so I told him I'd pull some strings, get him a small part,"
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"you can work it out then, okay?"
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"Cool? Is that cool? Very cool!"
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"You could tap with a wheelbarrow tied around you, right, hon?"
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"Oh!"
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"I'll just climb up on that roof!"
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"Yeah, I'm back, and I'm armed"
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"The Vanquisher. I see."
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"Yeah, go inside, Sheldon..."
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"to get your checkbook!"
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"I got it from The Hobby Hole."
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"Well, not if I vanquish it first!"
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"like the piece of crap True Lies one you sold me!"
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"All right, fine! On three. One..."
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"Not to interrupt, but is this the best way to solve this?"
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"I didn't eat your delicious"
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"roast beef and cheddar sandwich, Terry!"
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"Oh! Oh, my. Whoa!"
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"Dad, you're on a ledge!"
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"Yes, but I also have a butt full of... principles! Oh!"
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"♪ The other dogs are looking fierce ♪"
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"♪ And better answer that phone ♪"
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