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Clips from Superstore - Health Fund (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 6 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 553 clips
Comedy

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Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
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Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
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Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Mateo, we get it.
"Mateo, we get it."
Superstore
Why would you go looking for breast milk
"Why would you go looking for breast milk"
Superstore
when we have VapoRub
"when we have VapoRub"
Superstore
Gallstones, pinkeye.
"Gallstones, pinkeye."
Superstore
Okay, you can use some of mine.
"Okay, you can use some of mine."
Superstore
and is cancer free. Everybody but Dale.
"and is cancer free. Everybody but Dale."
Superstore
Enzymes...
"Enzymes..."
Superstore
whenever somebody gets sick? That's...
"whenever somebody gets sick? That's..."
Superstore
That's inhuman.
"That's inhuman."
Superstore
Would love to get people to pony up
"Would love to get people to pony up"
Superstore
Jonah.
"Jonah."
Superstore
That's amazing.
"That's amazing."
Superstore
You solved healthcare.
"You solved healthcare."
Superstore
and they couldn't, and then here you are...
"and they couldn't, and then here you are..."
Superstore
- Okay. - Jonah the working class
"- Okay. - Jonah the working class"
Superstore
Are you out of your mind?
"Are you out of your mind?"
Superstore
I can't give you meds without a prescription.
"I can't give you meds without a prescription."
Superstore
Calm down.
"Calm down."
Superstore
Uh, yeah, buddy. I can hook you up.
"Uh, yeah, buddy. I can hook you up."
Superstore
Perfect.
"Perfect."
Superstore
- Gotcha. - Thank you.
"- Gotcha. - Thank you."
Superstore
That was Oxy.
"That was Oxy."
Superstore
Any room at the inn for a fella
"Any room at the inn for a fella"
Superstore
Sure.
"Sure."
Superstore
Oh, I wouldn't wait.
"Oh, I wouldn't wait."
Superstore
till essentially there's nothing left.
"till essentially there's nothing left."
Superstore
Don't eat it!
"Don't eat it!"
Superstore
So instead of relying on the jar method,
"So instead of relying on the jar method,"
Superstore
and then the fund grows,
"and then the fund grows,"
Superstore
and then we pay it out...
"and then we pay it out..."
Superstore
and we all know where that leads.
"and we all know where that leads."
Superstore
Uh, no, the government watching us on the toilet.
"Uh, no, the government watching us on the toilet."
Superstore
seems really not well thought out
"seems really not well thought out"
Superstore
That's all I wanted to say.
"That's all I wanted to say."
Superstore
I actually think it sounds
"I actually think it sounds"
Superstore
All right.
"All right."
Superstore
at least I will be on the top
"at least I will be on the top"
Superstore
The more the merrier.
"The more the merrier."
Superstore
Oh.
"Oh."
Superstore
Yeah, you're a real saint.
"Yeah, you're a real saint."
Superstore
Hey, I'm gonna need you to clean the men's room.
"Hey, I'm gonna need you to clean the men's room."
Superstore
Someone dumped chili in the urinal.
"Someone dumped chili in the urinal."
Superstore
You know what I mean though?
"You know what I mean though?"
Superstore
- Mm-hmm. - I wonder if this is
"- Mm-hmm. - I wonder if this is"
Superstore
A lot of people still hate Obama.
"A lot of people still hate Obama."
Superstore
- Thanks for taking a look. - Yeah, sure.
"- Thanks for taking a look. - Yeah, sure."
Superstore
I'm making you less self-conscious.
"I'm making you less self-conscious."
Superstore
No, you don't have to do that.
"No, you don't have to do that."
Superstore
really rather you didn't.
"really rather you didn't."
Superstore
Oh, is that a fact.
"Oh, is that a fact."
Superstore
Well and I'm so hideous you couldn't possibly
"Well and I'm so hideous you couldn't possibly"
Superstore
- Look at it. - I don't want to.
"- Look at it. - I don't want to."
Superstore
And I have not improved my diet.
"And I have not improved my diet."
Superstore
Now Jonah's being the mother bear
"Now Jonah's being the mother bear"
Superstore
Plus, the divorce.
"Plus, the divorce."
Superstore
- Ah, ah. - Oh.
"- Ah, ah. - Oh."
Superstore
Hey.
"Hey."
Superstore
God, he's an adorable little hero.
"God, he's an adorable little hero."
Superstore
So, um... just checking.
"So, um... just checking."
Superstore
that was all you, right?
"that was all you, right?"
Superstore
What?
"What?"
Superstore
You didn't want to do it.
"You didn't want to do it."
Superstore
doesn't mean you don't give the seed credit
"doesn't mean you don't give the seed credit"
Superstore
when everyone starts freaking out about the plant.
"when everyone starts freaking out about the plant."
Superstore
- You want credit. - What? No.
"- You want credit. - What? No."
Superstore
No, I don't want credit.
"No, I don't want credit."
Superstore
was actually Amy's idea.
"was actually Amy's idea."
Superstore
Thank you. I know that that's sort of awkward to have to ask
"Thank you. I know that that's sort of awkward to have to ask"
Superstore
four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
"four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000."
Superstore
We just got to keep signing people up.
"We just got to keep signing people up."
Superstore
then that will pay for these people.
"then that will pay for these people."
Superstore
Shh. How could it be? I'm not benefiting.
"Shh. How could it be? I'm not benefiting."
Superstore
What is this?
"What is this?"
Superstore
It will just be more of a...
"It will just be more of a..."
Superstore
- You're kicking us out. - No.
"- You're kicking us out. - No."
Superstore
than the realities of the world.
"than the realities of the world."
Superstore
- There you go. - Sandra.
"- There you go. - Sandra."
Superstore
You're trying to [bleep] us.
"You're trying to [bleep] us."
Superstore
You're trying to [bleep] us.
"You're trying to [bleep] us."
Superstore
to [bleep] with Sandra Kaluiokalani!
"to [bleep] with Sandra Kaluiokalani!"
Superstore
Oh, okay, Sandra, just calm down.
"Oh, okay, Sandra, just calm down."
Superstore
Guys, just... just...
"Guys, just... just..."
Superstore
Okay! Listen up.
"Okay! Listen up."
Superstore
and also for those with slightly more health requirements
"and also for those with slightly more health requirements"
Superstore
You're sitting up there in your ivory towers
"You're sitting up there in your ivory towers"
Superstore
Nobody is doing any of those things.
"Nobody is doing any of those things."
Superstore
Yeah, hold up. How come I'm in Group B?
"Yeah, hold up. How come I'm in Group B?"
Superstore
Jesus Christ, Sandra,
"Jesus Christ, Sandra,"
Superstore
I've got a handle on it.
"I've got a handle on it."
Superstore
- What? - Ridiculous.
"- What? - Ridiculous."
Superstore
- Thanks Jonah. - Okay, look, I get it
"- Thanks Jonah. - Okay, look, I get it"
Superstore
up to Diamond Plus, but when you get down to Wall of Fire,
"up to Diamond Plus, but when you get down to Wall of Fire,"
Superstore
We just got to simplify.
"We just got to simplify."
Superstore
that some of us are going to use the fund more than others,
"that some of us are going to use the fund more than others,"
Superstore
what if we restrict the fund to those of us who are able
"what if we restrict the fund to those of us who are able"
Superstore
physical challenges?
"physical challenges?"
Superstore
I can absolutely jump on a table.
"I can absolutely jump on a table."
Superstore
No one needs to jump on a table.
"No one needs to jump on a table."
Superstore
I will totally sleep with Marcus.
"I will totally sleep with Marcus."
Superstore
No, it doesn't mean anything, Isaac.
"No, it doesn't mean anything, Isaac."
Superstore
Are you sure you should be
"Are you sure you should be"
Superstore
- It was good. - Yeah.
"- It was good. - Yeah."
Superstore
Oh, no, no.
"Oh, no, no."
Superstore
What about your ear?
"What about your ear?"
Superstore
And here's to the health fund, a total failure.
"And here's to the health fund, a total failure."
Superstore
- It was like a... - Did it?
"- It was like a... - Did it?"
Superstore
Oh, you know, we're just...
"Oh, you know, we're just..."
Superstore
Yes, of course.
"Yes, of course."
Superstore
- Cool. - Yeah.
"- Cool. - Yeah."
Superstore
Such a power move.
"Such a power move."
Superstore
Also...
"Also..."
Superstore
with two scoops of ice cream.
"with two scoops of ice cream."
Superstore
You're bathing in gold.
"You're bathing in gold."
Superstore
- Y'all Group-B'ed me? - Yes.
"- Y'all Group-B'ed me? - Yes."
Superstore
But not because of the wheelchair.
"But not because of the wheelchair."
Superstore
Because you eat too many Cheez-Its
"Because you eat too many Cheez-Its"
Superstore
- for one human stomach. - Oh, come on.
"- for one human stomach. - Oh, come on."
Superstore
This sucks.
"This sucks."
Superstore
You have me in Group B with Sandra,
"You have me in Group B with Sandra,"
Superstore
and she has gout.
"and she has gout."
Superstore