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Clips from Superstore - Conspiracy (S06E06)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 6, Episode 9 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 603 clips
Comedy

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Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
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Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
and can't in good conscious call it a match.
"and can't in good conscious call it a match."
Superstore
- But he posed for so many photos with me.
"- But he posed for so many photos with me."
Superstore
I'm honestly impressed with the commitment.
"I'm honestly impressed with the commitment."
Superstore
like someone put a Pixar character
"like someone put a Pixar character"
Superstore
into a microwave.
"into a microwave."
Superstore
to one round tonight.
"to one round tonight."
Superstore
Oh, and make sure to text the group chain
"Oh, and make sure to text the group chain"
Superstore
Speaking of, I read your postcoital report
"Speaking of, I read your postcoital report"
Superstore
You didn't fill in emotional state.
"You didn't fill in emotional state."
Superstore
They're not accepting coupons. - Didn't you get that email?
"They're not accepting coupons. - Didn't you get that email?"
Superstore
We're only accepting digital coupons now.
"We're only accepting digital coupons now."
Superstore
- What?
"- What?"
Superstore
- It seems crazy to change something that's working.
"- It seems crazy to change something that's working."
Superstore
but then they developed the car, and--
"but then they developed the car, and--"
Superstore
Zephra's asking that we no longer
"Zephra's asking that we no longer"
Superstore
Then say one of those instead. - To the customers?
"Then say one of those instead. - To the customers?"
Superstore
Let me change it.
"Let me change it."
Superstore
Do you guys know every time you see Cheyenne
"Do you guys know every time you see Cheyenne"
Superstore
it's 'cause that's where she goes to fart.
"it's 'cause that's where she goes to fart."
Superstore
- - Ew.
"- - Ew."
Superstore
- Blowing up my fart spot is messed up.
"- Blowing up my fart spot is messed up."
Superstore
- Well, it happened. Nina dumped me.
"- Well, it happened. Nina dumped me."
Superstore
- Guys?
"- Guys?"
Superstore
Getting really real about Cheyenne.
"Getting really real about Cheyenne."
Superstore
♪
"♪"
Superstore
tone-deaf, Celine wannabe--
"tone-deaf, Celine wannabe--"
Superstore
- Uh, I think Cheyenne might've slipped another one in there.
"- Uh, I think Cheyenne might've slipped another one in there."
Superstore
- What's a "Dune" fight?
"- What's a "Dune" fight?"
Superstore
I came home, and you and Randy were watching
"I came home, and you and Randy were watching"
Superstore
That's why I was so pissed, remember?
"That's why I was so pissed, remember?"
Superstore
- That's why you did that?
"- That's why you did that?"
Superstore
- You thought I was gonna eat
"- You thought I was gonna eat"
Superstore
at Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us
"at Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us"
Superstore
I keep getting this weird message back
"I keep getting this weird message back"
Superstore
from a mailer demon.
"from a mailer demon."
Superstore
- So no more Gary, no more Heaven,
"- So no more Gary, no more Heaven,"
Superstore
just more computers and demons.
"just more computers and demons."
Superstore
they're nuts.
"they're nuts."
Superstore
- You're 5'8". - Same difference.
"- You're 5'8". - Same difference."
Superstore
you have my number.
"you have my number."
Superstore
Get it? Talking about Mateo.
"Get it? Talking about Mateo."
Superstore
- Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help.
"- Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help."
Superstore
She's got less brains-- - Guys.
"She's got less brains-- - Guys."
Superstore
Can you take it outside?
"Can you take it outside?"
Superstore
Life is railing Sayid right now.
"Life is railing Sayid right now."
Superstore
- Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off.
"- Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off."
Superstore
An old man shook his cane at me--
"An old man shook his cane at me--"
Superstore
flirtatiously at first, but then it got mean.
"flirtatiously at first, but then it got mean."
Superstore
- I'm sorry.
"- I'm sorry."
Superstore
Just--I started doing some research,
"Just--I started doing some research,"
Superstore
and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra."
"and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra.""
Superstore
- Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking?
"- Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking?"
Superstore
What are we talking here?
"What are we talking here?"
Superstore
- You think Zephra's involved in mind control?
"- You think Zephra's involved in mind control?"
Superstore
- No, it's not that I believe in mind control,
"- No, it's not that I believe in mind control,"
Superstore
I've learned some stuff.
"I've learned some stuff."
Superstore
You ready to wake up? - Well, I am awake.
"You ready to wake up? - Well, I am awake."
Superstore
I don't get it.
"I don't get it."
Superstore
-
"-"
Superstore
- Right?
"- Right?"
Superstore
if we just up our game a little.
"if we just up our game a little."
Superstore
- Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck.
"- Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck."
Superstore
- Good. I wouldn't want to, dick.
"- Good. I wouldn't want to, dick."
Superstore
Ooh, we should get clown sundaes.
"Ooh, we should get clown sundaes."
Superstore
- What?
"- What?"
Superstore
We'll just talk quietly.
"We'll just talk quietly."
Superstore
- Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out
"- Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out"
Superstore
What's with that room in the back
"What's with that room in the back"
Superstore
- Exactly.
"- Exactly."
Superstore
a couple months ago.
"a couple months ago."
Superstore
- Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder.
"- Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder."
Superstore
You had a Kia Optima, right?
"You had a Kia Optima, right?"
Superstore
- What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins,
"- What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins,"
Superstore
is someone who I thought was my close friend
"is someone who I thought was my close friend"
Superstore
in our friendship, which makes me wonder
"in our friendship, which makes me wonder"
Superstore
But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think--
"But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think--"
Superstore
- Yes, because they want you to convince me
"- Yes, because they want you to convince me"
Superstore
- How does a bird kill itself? - Just stops flapping.
"- How does a bird kill itself? - Just stops flapping."
Superstore
- I'll tell you what's a big lie--
"- I'll tell you what's a big lie--"
Superstore
where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat.
"where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat."
Superstore
Marcus, let's talk this out.
"Marcus, let's talk this out."
Superstore
- You've done that?
"- You've done that?"
Superstore
Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours
"Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours"
Superstore
until ships disappear?
"until ships disappear?"
Superstore
Would people actually believe
"Would people actually believe"
Superstore
that I put bees in your sandwich?
"that I put bees in your sandwich?"
Superstore
I mean, like, where do we even get a bunch of dead bees?
"I mean, like, where do we even get a bunch of dead bees?"
Superstore
It's probably why this whole Sayid break-up thing
"It's probably why this whole Sayid break-up thing"
Superstore
"I know what you did!" - Okay.
""I know what you did!" - Okay."
Superstore
- Mm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm."
Superstore
that you're Harmonica's real father.
"that you're Harmonica's real father."
Superstore
- Yeah, imagine how pissed I'd be.
"- Yeah, imagine how pissed I'd be."
Superstore
- Let's not commit to anything just yet,
"- Let's not commit to anything just yet,"
Superstore
I asked him if he remembered me being mad
"I asked him if he remembered me being mad"
Superstore
when I came home that night, but I just got
"when I came home that night, but I just got"
Superstore
- Yeah, you texted him 12 times in 3 minutes.
"- Yeah, you texted him 12 times in 3 minutes."
Superstore
He texted you that so you would stop.
"He texted you that so you would stop."
Superstore
to your face. - Please don't.
"to your face. - Please don't."
Superstore
- Sometimes I save screenshots of texts that you send me.
"- Sometimes I save screenshots of texts that you send me."
Superstore
at the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018--
"at the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018--"
Superstore
at your wedding?
"at your wedding?"
Superstore
I thought his grandmother died.
"I thought his grandmother died."
Superstore
- Oh, yeah, they're going at it.
"- Oh, yeah, they're going at it."
Superstore
than you'll ever have! -
"than you'll ever have! -"
Superstore
This whole time, I thought that you were my friend,
"This whole time, I thought that you were my friend,"
Superstore
- What? "Ultimate betrayal."
"- What? "Ultimate betrayal.""
Superstore
- This is ridiculous. - Whatever.
"- This is ridiculous. - Whatever."
Superstore
- Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points.
"- Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points."
Superstore
Okay, this is way more interesting
"Okay, this is way more interesting"
Superstore
than some nobody getting dumped.
"than some nobody getting dumped."
Superstore
- What is wrong with you? - Dina, you don't understand.
"- What is wrong with you? - Dina, you don't understand."
Superstore
- Whoa.
"- Whoa."
Superstore
These are the mind-control machines.
"These are the mind-control machines."
Superstore
- They look like this! - Jesus, people.
"- They look like this! - Jesus, people."
Superstore
Freedom! - What?
"Freedom! - What?"
Superstore
- "Abre los ojos"!
"- "Abre los ojos"!"
Superstore
- Connection interrupted.
"- Connection interrupted."
Superstore
- Network error. Network error.
"- Network error. Network error."
Superstore
- Thank you for your patience.
"- Thank you for your patience."
Superstore
We did have a malfunction...
"We did have a malfunction..."
Superstore