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Clips from Superstore - Myrtle (S05E05)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 5, Episode 12 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 550 clips
Comedy

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Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella.
"Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella."
Superstore
Great, now I gotta do two things.
"Great, now I gotta do two things."
Superstore
I don't know why this...
"I don't know why this..."
Superstore
There's 1,000 bucks in it. I already opened it.
"There's 1,000 bucks in it. I already opened it."
Superstore
or when I took her to her doctor's appointments.
"or when I took her to her doctor's appointments."
Superstore
I mean, I was nice to her, but, you know,
"I mean, I was nice to her, but, you know,"
Superstore
Who's rich?
"Who's rich?"
Superstore
but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts.
"but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts."
Superstore
Look, guys, I have no idea why she gave me the money,
"Look, guys, I have no idea why she gave me the money,"
Superstore
you all see me as.
"you all see me as."
Superstore
Can you back me up here, please?
"Can you back me up here, please?"
Superstore
Why? You're doing great.
"Why? You're doing great."
Superstore
♪ Tell me who to be ♪
"♪ Tell me who to be ♪"
Superstore
Just thinking about Myrtle.
"Just thinking about Myrtle."
Superstore
- We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please.
"- We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please."
Superstore
It's just, when someone dies, it...
"It's just, when someone dies, it..."
Superstore
It's really been making me think about my dad.
"It's really been making me think about my dad."
Superstore
I started smiling before I heard what you said.
"I started smiling before I heard what you said."
Superstore
Hey, Glenn, how you holding up?
"Hey, Glenn, how you holding up?"
Superstore
I didn't have it in me.
"I didn't have it in me."
Superstore
Who knows? Maybe...
"Who knows? Maybe..."
Superstore
Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us.
"Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us."
Superstore
Yeah, or that was just the whole message.
"Yeah, or that was just the whole message."
Superstore
- What's... - Jonah.
"- What's... - Jonah."
Superstore
This could be a sign.
"This could be a sign."
Superstore
and then I'll shake your hand with the lipstick in my palm.
"and then I'll shake your hand with the lipstick in my palm."
Superstore
You're selling bootleg makeup.
"You're selling bootleg makeup."
Superstore
No, no, no, it's called multi-level marketing.
"No, no, no, it's called multi-level marketing."
Superstore
The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up.
"The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up."
Superstore
It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
"It's kind of shaped like a triangle."
Superstore
But it's so easy.
"But it's so easy."
Superstore
I just recruit people, and then I get a cut.
"I just recruit people, and then I get a cut."
Superstore
Nah, not really a hand lotion guy.
"Nah, not really a hand lotion guy."
Superstore
[chuckles] Yeah, obviously.
"[chuckles] Yeah, obviously."
Superstore
Oh, all right.
"Oh, all right."
Superstore
Now just watch the money roll in.
"Now just watch the money roll in."
Superstore
Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida.
"Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida."
Superstore
- Cool. - And I'm here for support.
"- Cool. - And I'm here for support."
Superstore
So you're gonna call him
"So you're gonna call him"
Superstore
Uh, this is Sandra Johnson.
"Uh, this is Sandra Johnson."
Superstore
passed away.
"passed away."
Superstore
Oh, God. [Crying]
"Oh, God. [Crying]"
Superstore
She's dying.
"She's dying."
Superstore
I'm sorry, what are you...
"I'm sorry, what are you..."
Superstore
Damn it, Sandra.
"Damn it, Sandra."
Superstore
what the hell can you do?
"what the hell can you do?"
Superstore
Hi, Sandra?
"Hi, Sandra?"
Superstore
Sandra Johnson?
"Sandra Johnson?"
Superstore
Yes?
"Yes?"
Superstore
I'm Dina's dad, Howard.
"I'm Dina's dad, Howard."
Superstore
I mean, she's dead? She's dying...
"I mean, she's dead? She's dying..."
Superstore
Yes, but small heads-up. She's very angry.
"Yes, but small heads-up. She's very angry."
Superstore
it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay?
"it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay?"
Superstore
Dad?
"Dad?"
Superstore
Now that everything's out in the open,
"Now that everything's out in the open,"
Superstore
Yeah, sure it is.
"Yeah, sure it is."
Superstore
was her celebrity crush.
"was her celebrity crush."
Superstore
Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs
"Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs"
Superstore
You shouldn't outlive your employees.
"You shouldn't outlive your employees."
Superstore
Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it.
"Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it."
Superstore
She wrote my name on the envelope,
"She wrote my name on the envelope,"
Superstore
but who knows who she could've meant, you know?
"but who knows who she could've meant, you know?"
Superstore
Oh, my God. Thank you.
"Oh, my God. Thank you."
Superstore
It's yours.
"It's yours."
Superstore
It takes out all the think work.
"It takes out all the think work."
Superstore
I'll take one.
"I'll take one."
Superstore
- Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm.
"- Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm."
Superstore
the lotion or whatever?
"the lotion or whatever?"
Superstore
It's weird.
"It's weird."
Superstore
for what it's worth, when I left you that day,
"for what it's worth, when I left you that day,"
Superstore
I watched this belt buckle go from prototype to market ready,
"I watched this belt buckle go from prototype to market ready,"
Superstore
but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady,
"but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady,"
Superstore
well, that's not okay.
"well, that's not okay."
Superstore
is kind of like my own personal belt buckle knife,
"is kind of like my own personal belt buckle knife,"
Superstore
and we've decided what I'm gonna do with Myrtle's money.
"and we've decided what I'm gonna do with Myrtle's money."
Superstore
Oh, you and Pastor Craig decided?
"Oh, you and Pastor Craig decided?"
Superstore
Yeah, he said that all the signs
"Yeah, he said that all the signs"
Superstore
that Myrtle has been leaving me
"that Myrtle has been leaving me"
Superstore
means that she hasn't ascended into heaven yet.
"means that she hasn't ascended into heaven yet."
Superstore
Ugh. What a waste of money.
"Ugh. What a waste of money."
Superstore
♪ Why the good times Nev... ♪
"♪ Why the good times Nev... ♪"
Superstore
Dina, have you seen Glenn?
"Dina, have you seen Glenn?"
Superstore
I use it all the time. No big deal.
"I use it all the time. No big deal."
Superstore
Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle.
"Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle."
Superstore
Fast as lightning, but sharper.
"Fast as lightning, but sharper."
Superstore
Amy, why don't you tell my dad about
"Amy, why don't you tell my dad about"
Superstore
She tackled a guy.
"She tackled a guy."
Superstore
so I'm basically the first lady of the store.
"so I'm basically the first lady of the store."
Superstore
Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store...
"Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store..."
Superstore
I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team.
"I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team."
Superstore
Yes! Chateo back in business.
"Yes! Chateo back in business."
Superstore
Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about.
"Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about."
Superstore
something really nice?
"something really nice?"
Superstore
Like for $600, Myrtle can get into heaven,
"Like for $600, Myrtle can get into heaven,"
Superstore
But for the thousand,
"But for the thousand,"
Superstore
You can't assume someone's taking you out to dinner.
"You can't assume someone's taking you out to dinner."
Superstore
Hey, I'd love to chip in, but I'm still paying off
"Hey, I'd love to chip in, but I'm still paying off"
Superstore
Okay, all right, Marcus is a pass.
"Okay, all right, Marcus is a pass."
Superstore
- Justine? - I've just got big bills on me.
"- Justine? - I've just got big bills on me."
Superstore
wait, where's my five? Who took my five?
"wait, where's my five? Who took my five?"
Superstore
- Watch this, Dad. - Right in the pocket.
"- Watch this, Dad. - Right in the pocket."
Superstore
- That's my girl. - [forklift beeping]
"- That's my girl. - [forklift beeping]"
Superstore
I won't tell the assistant manager.
"I won't tell the assistant manager."
Superstore
[chuckles] You know something, Dina?
"[chuckles] You know something, Dina?"
Superstore
maybe it was a good thing that I left.
"maybe it was a good thing that I left."
Superstore
Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today.
"Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today."
Superstore
I hadn't thought about it that way.
"I hadn't thought about it that way."
Superstore
All right, let me try this, all right?
"All right, let me try this, all right?"
Superstore
I can't hang out with my dad all day.
"I can't hang out with my dad all day."
Superstore
I mean, I have a job.
"I mean, I have a job."
Superstore
I still have to go through all the security footage
"I still have to go through all the security footage"
Superstore
form this morning, so...
"form this morning, so..."
Superstore
Don't worry. I'm in heaven now.
"Don't worry. I'm in heaven now."
Superstore
Did I hear her say, "I'm in heaven"?
"Did I hear her say, "I'm in heaven"?"
Superstore
I mean, it only makes sense.
"I mean, it only makes sense."
Superstore
But I'm still gonna give the money to Pastor Craig
"But I'm still gonna give the money to Pastor Craig"
Superstore
[chuckles] That's a fair joke.
"[chuckles] That's a fair joke."
Superstore
Celebrate our reunion. You like meatball subs, right?
"Celebrate our reunion. You like meatball subs, right?"
Superstore
I'm a vegan now, but don't beat yourself up.
"I'm a vegan now, but don't beat yourself up."
Superstore
Our neighbor Mr. Gianetti did.
"Our neighbor Mr. Gianetti did."
Superstore