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Clips from Superstore - Essential (S06E06)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 6, Episode 1 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 612 clips
Comedy
[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
Superstore
- Okay, maybe I'm not following
"- Okay, maybe I'm not following"
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- Ahh... - Damn.
"- Ahh... - Damn."
Superstore
[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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- 20 seconds?
"- 20 seconds?"
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- Yeah, but whose name do we insert?
"- Yeah, but whose name do we insert?"
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I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend
"I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend"
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are moving to Cali?
"are moving to Cali?"
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- Well, um...
"- Well, um..."
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with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date.
"with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date."
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during this chaotic time."
"during this chaotic time.""
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if we definitely wouldn't be here
"if we definitely wouldn't be here"
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You don't care if I keep this, do ya?
"You don't care if I keep this, do ya?"
Superstore
["Down With The Sickness" playing over speakers]
"["Down With The Sickness" playing over speakers]"
Superstore
- ♪ Get up, come on, get down with the sickness...♪
"- ♪ Get up, come on, get down with the sickness...♪"
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- What happened to the café?
"- What happened to the café?"
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- Damn. This is my favorite restaurant.
"- Damn. This is my favorite restaurant."
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- Uh, are y-- are you serious?
"- Uh, are y-- are you serious?"
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- Jonah, just let it go. - No, no, no.
"- Jonah, just let it go. - No, no, no."
Superstore
Have you tried Barrell and Sage?
"Have you tried Barrell and Sage?"
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If you give me your email address,
"If you give me your email address,"
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[whistle blows]
"[whistle blows]"
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- Let's go, sir. No lingering.
"- Let's go, sir. No lingering."
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and yelling at them about masturbation.
"and yelling at them about masturbation."
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from here to Sunday.
"from here to Sunday."
Superstore
- Sorry. Where's the bottled water?
"- Sorry. Where's the bottled water?"
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because now that all concerts are shut down,
"because now that all concerts are shut down,"
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for my birthday that I charge people for.
"for my birthday that I charge people for."
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- Oh, really? Tickets are still available.
"- Oh, really? Tickets are still available."
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- Oh, um, sir? If you just wanna wait,
"- Oh, um, sir? If you just wanna wait,"
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we're gonna, um...
"we're gonna, um..."
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- We're gonna put it out, so just be chill.
"- We're gonna put it out, so just be chill."
Superstore
There's a highly contractable virus out there
"There's a highly contractable virus out there"
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that our country does not have a hold of.
"that our country does not have a hold of."
Superstore
- Sandra? What--
"- Sandra? What--"
Superstore
Okay, well, if they're not gonna help us,
"Okay, well, if they're not gonna help us,"
Superstore
then we're gonna have to figure this out ourselves.
"then we're gonna have to figure this out ourselves."
Superstore
Okay, listen up!
"Okay, listen up!"
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We've got this under control.
"We've got this under control."
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- Oh, yeah. Totally.
"- Oh, yeah. Totally."
Superstore
- Totally!
"- Totally!"
Superstore
- I think women nips, men tips.
"- I think women nips, men tips."
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- Yeah.
"- Yeah."
Superstore
Okay, um, some good news.
"Okay, um, some good news."
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- We're also required to wear masks.
"- We're also required to wear masks."
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and I've been tonguing it like crazy.
"and I've been tonguing it like crazy."
Superstore
I'm like a sitting duck in customer service.
"I'm like a sitting duck in customer service."
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come to me and I will do everything I can
"come to me and I will do everything I can"
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at the end of the shift. - Bo and I have had to
"at the end of the shift. - Bo and I have had to"
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start using newspaper.
"start using newspaper."
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The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors.
"The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors."
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set a pack aside somewhere, out of sight,
"set a pack aside somewhere, out of sight,"
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- So, no returns on food,
"- So, no returns on food,"
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clothing, or anything that looks open.
"clothing, or anything that looks open."
Superstore
- In the whole store? - Yeah, I think we're sold out.
"- In the whole store? - Yeah, I think we're sold out."
Superstore
- Sayid, I don't think that's doing anything.
"- Sayid, I don't think that's doing anything."
Superstore
[sighs]
"[sighs]"
Superstore
We'll just say that one was defected.
"We'll just say that one was defected."
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- So what are you going to do about everything else?
"- So what are you going to do about everything else?"
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- Found more! Here you go.
"- Found more! Here you go."
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As long as it's over 60% alcohol,
"As long as it's over 60% alcohol,"
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[giggle]
"[giggle]"
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is twins."
"is twins.""
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Maybe it is time for humanity to wrap it up.
"Maybe it is time for humanity to wrap it up."
Superstore
♪
"♪"
Superstore
Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night,
"Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night,"
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we could be next.
"we could be next."
Superstore
Someone banging a pot for us?
"Someone banging a pot for us?"
Superstore
- Yeah, but we need to blast this virus off ya, buddy.
"- Yeah, but we need to blast this virus off ya, buddy."
Superstore
♪
"♪"
Superstore
That's your line.
"That's your line."
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- That's my new boss.
"- That's my new boss."
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Hi, Amy here. - Hey.
"Hi, Amy here. - Hey."
Superstore
We'll see you in a sec. [click]
"We'll see you in a sec. [click]"
Superstore
I mean, I should probably get back to my office,
"I mean, I should probably get back to my office,"
Superstore
But properly distanced, so don't move your chairs.
"But properly distanced, so don't move your chairs."
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because I have to jump on another call.
"because I have to jump on another call."
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- Hey, if the protests are gonna continue,
"- Hey, if the protests are gonna continue,"
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we need to protect the store from looters.
"we need to protect the store from looters."
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What are we, ghosts?
"What are we, ghosts?"
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- Yeah, we're not putting any of that up.
"- Yeah, we're not putting any of that up."
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- Racism?
"- Racism?"
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Definitely killed her husband.
"Definitely killed her husband."
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- Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic.
"- Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic."
Superstore
Do you think-- - Yep, by the end of the week!
"Do you think-- - Yep, by the end of the week!"
Superstore
Got it.
"Got it."
Superstore
So is that okay? - What? No, are you--
"So is that okay? - What? No, are you--"
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Yes, Dennis! I'm still here, hi.
"Yes, Dennis! I'm still here, hi."
Superstore
- Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office?
"- Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office?"
Superstore
I promise you we'll talk about it, I just--
"I promise you we'll talk about it, I just--"
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to go to the "Black Lives Matter" protest?
"to go to the "Black Lives Matter" protest?"
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- Um...
"- Um..."
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- But I have a medical condition!
"- But I have a medical condition!"
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- This man is harassing me,
"- This man is harassing me,"
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- This is America! Okay?
"- This is America! Okay?"
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- Oh, no. - Huh? yeah?
"- Oh, no. - Huh? yeah?"
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You're Satan workers!
"You're Satan workers!"
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that I would never work for!
"that I would never work for!"
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- Attention shoppers, we're sorry to announce
"- Attention shoppers, we're sorry to announce"
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- Our stuff! - Hands off, employees only!
"- Our stuff! - Hands off, employees only!"
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I'm gonna chase you, I'm just waiting for 6 feet.
"I'm gonna chase you, I'm just waiting for 6 feet."
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but they have me on these calls all day every day!
"but they have me on these calls all day every day!"
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- [gasps] Oh, my God.
"- [gasps] Oh, my God."
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With the CEO.
"With the CEO."
Superstore
- Oh! Really?
"- Oh! Really?"
Superstore
- Seems like Amy's always on a Zephra call these days.
"- Seems like Amy's always on a Zephra call these days."
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- She's drawn to that new young job.
"- She's drawn to that new young job."
Superstore
Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine!
"Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine!"
Superstore
In fact, in my panic dream last night,
"In fact, in my panic dream last night,"
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little taste of Tinseltown for y'all.
"little taste of Tinseltown for y'all."
Superstore
from our Cloud 9 stores.
"from our Cloud 9 stores."
Superstore
[clapping]
"[clapping]"
Superstore
the employees need PPE
"the employees need PPE"
Superstore
and maybe some of the earnings spike
"and maybe some of the earnings spike"
Superstore
- Well, yeah.
"- Well, yeah."
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masks and gloves to all our stores.
"masks and gloves to all our stores."
Superstore
Thank you!
"Thank you!"
Superstore
- Uh, nothing. Never mind.
"- Uh, nothing. Never mind."
Superstore
but I just don't know if it's safe.
"but I just don't know if it's safe."
Superstore
- Totally.
"- Totally."
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