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Clips from Superstore - Cereal Bar (S05E05)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 5, Episode 15 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 581 clips
Comedy

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All-Nighter 1 9
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Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
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Rebranding 2 12
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Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
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Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
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Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
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Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
They asked me to say it that way,
"They asked me to say it that way,"
Superstore
Okay, let me guess.
"Okay, let me guess."
Superstore
and she'll give us lessons,
"and she'll give us lessons,"
Superstore
though you have to practice
"though you have to practice"
Superstore
Oh, I like this game.
"Oh, I like this game."
Superstore
Is it bigger than a dog?
"Is it bigger than a dog?"
Superstore
You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
"You don't know what dog I'm thinking of."
Superstore
I actually know what it is 'cause I helped set it up.
"I actually know what it is 'cause I helped set it up."
Superstore
I knew from before. I knew, like, two hours ago.
"I knew from before. I knew, like, two hours ago."
Superstore
It's a cereal bar!
"It's a cereal bar!"
Superstore
That's way better than a dog.
"That's way better than a dog."
Superstore
Or, like, eat anyway.
"Or, like, eat anyway."
Superstore
Yes! Thanks, Amy. I owe you one.
"Yes! Thanks, Amy. I owe you one."
Superstore
[whistling]
"[whistling]"
Superstore
Huh, look at that.
"Huh, look at that."
Superstore
That cereal really changed the mood of this place.
"That cereal really changed the mood of this place."
Superstore
You're being annoying. It's a small thing,
"You're being annoying. It's a small thing,"
Superstore
but it makes peoples' day better.
"but it makes peoples' day better."
Superstore
Cloud 9 has trained us to be very suspicious
"Cloud 9 has trained us to be very suspicious"
Superstore
of anything corporate does, but is there a small chance
"of anything corporate does, but is there a small chance"
Superstore
to welcome us to the Z-Fam?
"to welcome us to the Z-Fam?"
Superstore
- Z-Fam. - Stop it.
"- Z-Fam. - Stop it."
Superstore
I need you to act casual.
"I need you to act casual."
Superstore
He's been returning bogus items for months.
"He's been returning bogus items for months."
Superstore
You can say thank you and move along like a normal person.
"You can say thank you and move along like a normal person."
Superstore
Yeah, okay, got it, got it.
"Yeah, okay, got it, got it."
Superstore
I'd like to return that, please.
"I'd like to return that, please."
Superstore
or the knockoff brand?
"or the knockoff brand?"
Superstore
We're talking about a billion dollar corporation here.
"We're talking about a billion dollar corporation here."
Superstore
I mean, how about giving us stuff
"I mean, how about giving us stuff"
Superstore
that actually has an impact on our lives?
"that actually has an impact on our lives?"
Superstore
Hey!
"Hey!"
Superstore
Everyone happy with their cereal?
"Everyone happy with their cereal?"
Superstore
Probably gonna have to take that plant outside for sun
"Probably gonna have to take that plant outside for sun"
Superstore
every once in a while though.
"every once in a while though."
Superstore
Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
Superstore
Like, I heard... [gasps]
"Like, I heard... [gasps]"
Superstore
What?
"What?"
Superstore
- Seriously. - Yeah.
"- Seriously. - Yeah."
Superstore
is a confession.
"is a confession."
Superstore
Rocks.
"Rocks."
Superstore
You've got even weight distribution with the rocks,
"You've got even weight distribution with the rocks,"
Superstore
Well, it's a shame I'm innocent,
"Well, it's a shame I'm innocent,"
Superstore
I ate some ghost peppers earlier.
"I ate some ghost peppers earlier."
Superstore
Like to cleanse the system,
"Like to cleanse the system,"
Superstore
Do you think maybe they sent us the cereal bar today
"Do you think maybe they sent us the cereal bar today"
Superstore
Not everything is always half empty.
"Not everything is always half empty."
Superstore
- That's right. - Let me know what you decide.
"- That's right. - Let me know what you decide."
Superstore
That's gotta mean something.
"That's gotta mean something."
Superstore
You know, maybe this could actually be an opportunity.
"You know, maybe this could actually be an opportunity."
Superstore
No. No, Jonah.
"No. No, Jonah."
Superstore
No. I know what you're thinking.
"No. I know what you're thinking."
Superstore
Oh, come on, I'm just saying,
"Oh, come on, I'm just saying,"
Superstore
[with British accent] "But Daddy, I want health insurance now!"
"[with British accent] "But Daddy, I want health insurance now!""
Superstore
You know, not that they're children...
"You know, not that they're children..."
Superstore
- That's a really good point. - Yeah.
"- That's a really good point. - Yeah."
Superstore
We have to do something.
"We have to do something."
Superstore
Oh, my God. You like him!
"Oh, my God. You like him!"
Superstore
Later today,
"Later today,"
Superstore
I heard it's not the one you think it is.
"I heard it's not the one you think it is."
Superstore
That was all her...
"That was all her..."
Superstore
Exactly. But you know, Kira might ask you all some questions,
"Exactly. But you know, Kira might ask you all some questions,"
Superstore
Just think of it like you're talking to me.
"Just think of it like you're talking to me."
Superstore
Oh, you know what, I forgot to mention
"Oh, you know what, I forgot to mention"
Superstore
Oh, thank God.
"Oh, thank God."
Superstore
♪ I don't know where you're going ♪
"♪ I don't know where you're going ♪"
Superstore
Oh, Garrett, you're so stupid.
"Oh, Garrett, you're so stupid."
Superstore
Is everything okay?
"Is everything okay?"
Superstore
things are just really hard right now.
"things are just really hard right now."
Superstore
What's going on?
"What's going on?"
Superstore
Just so much.
"Just so much."
Superstore
Unfortunately, as my supervisor,
"Unfortunately, as my supervisor,"
Superstore
you're not allowed to ask.
"you're not allowed to ask."
Superstore
Yeah, okay. All right, look.
"Yeah, okay. All right, look."
Superstore
You stay right here. I'm gonna be right back.
"You stay right here. I'm gonna be right back."
Superstore
A lot of people would say it's your only move.
"A lot of people would say it's your only move."
Superstore
Herds are for turds.
"Herds are for turds."
Superstore
[both moaning]
"[both moaning]"
Superstore
It's... it's Kira Moon, Zephra's CEO.
"It's... it's Kira Moon, Zephra's CEO."
Superstore
Yes. Yes, hi, I'm Amy.
"Yes. Yes, hi, I'm Amy."
Superstore
Sorry, you just said that. Sorry, thank you.
"Sorry, you just said that. Sorry, thank you."
Superstore
Your holiday numbers were outstanding,
"Your holiday numbers were outstanding,"
Superstore
and your rollout of the Z-tablets
"and your rollout of the Z-tablets"
Superstore
Tell me what you think we could do
"Tell me what you think we could do"
Superstore
we've been trying to get Cloud 9 to address...
"we've been trying to get Cloud 9 to address..."
Superstore
and be greeted by the cereal bar!
"and be greeted by the cereal bar!"
Superstore
[computer beeps]
"[computer beeps]"
Superstore
Hey, guys, I don't know if Kira noticed,
"Hey, guys, I don't know if Kira noticed,"
Superstore
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Superstore
Zephra is compatible with everything.
"Zephra is compatible with everything."
Superstore
- Is that a yes? - Don't mind Jonah.
"- Is that a yes? - Don't mind Jonah."
Superstore
Yes, you said you loved him.
"Yes, you said you loved him."
Superstore
and you can tell him everything.
"and you can tell him everything."
Superstore
It's... every time I see kids.
"It's... every time I see kids."
Superstore
No, it is not. It's better.
"No, it is not. It's better."
Superstore
Okay. Yes.
"Okay. Yes."
Superstore
At first, I was trying to seduce you into letting me off,
"At first, I was trying to seduce you into letting me off,"
Superstore
but there's some real chemistry here.
"but there's some real chemistry here."
Superstore
and I'm not about to compromise my morals
"and I'm not about to compromise my morals"
Superstore
soul-shattering sex.
"soul-shattering sex."
Superstore
But yes,
"But yes,"
Superstore
Your whole job is preventing risk.
"Your whole job is preventing risk."
Superstore
What if you took one?
"What if you took one?"
Superstore
I knew that you knew.
"I knew that you knew."
Superstore
But that's part of our tango.
"But that's part of our tango."
Superstore
So how about dinner?
"So how about dinner?"
Superstore
The storm shelter is just a great place
"The storm shelter is just a great place"
Superstore
I understand what you're saying,
"I understand what you're saying,"
Superstore
Okay, um...
"Okay, um..."
Superstore
Oh, hey, is Amy looking for me?
"Oh, hey, is Amy looking for me?"
Superstore
and get us our self-driving cars.
"and get us our self-driving cars."
Superstore
Again, not our... oh, no!
"Again, not our... oh, no!"
Superstore
Sandra, no! I don't think you should...
"Sandra, no! I don't think you should..."
Superstore
I know this year has been a tough one for...
"I know this year has been a tough one for..."
Superstore
Right, Jonah?
"Right, Jonah?"
Superstore
Okay, so shouting didn't do the trick,
"Okay, so shouting didn't do the trick,"
Superstore
there are no problems.
"there are no problems."
Superstore
I made it all up.
"I made it all up."
Superstore
Man, I'm tired.
"Man, I'm tired."
Superstore
sit at home alone playing video games
"sit at home alone playing video games"
Superstore