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Clips from Superstore - Halloween Theft (S02E02)

"Let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs,"
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"Oh, come on, Dina."
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"- Shut up, Sandra! - [Laughs]"
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"♪"
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"[Spooky Music]"
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"I cannot stop staring at her giant breasts."
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"ta-dow, but you got to factor in the Dina that lies beneath."
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"It's not like I'm one of those people who can't"
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"Hey, did you see? I'm a hot dog."
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"♪"
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, look, it's working!"
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"Has anyone noticed anything out of the ordinary back here?"
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"♪ Caught up in the rapture of love ♪"
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"Funny, I've never been, uh..."
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"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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"Customers can leave."
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"You know, some thieves have a tell..."
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"You don't have the courage or the intelligence"
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"There's something about you I just don't trust."
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"♪ Gone away ♪"
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"- Yeah. - Why you looking at me?"
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"It's like, my rational brain says"
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"I called around to other stores."
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"where the jewelry's supposed to be."
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"Wow, so guilty, you can't even look at me, can you?"
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"[Both Laugh]"
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"That's narrow."
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"I finished marking down the clearance items."
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"I mean, she's... I don't know. That's insane."
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"I mean, if you want."
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"Yes, yes, of course. It's cool."
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"All right, fine, okay? I took the fruit."
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"like some Saudi Arabian street rat.""
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"Hey, come on in."
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"You've charmed me. I'm in."
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"What are you in?"
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"Today is a high-alert day."
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"I can't stress enough the importance of being vigilant and cautious"
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"in light of the serious threats we'll be facing."
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"Dina's right."
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"So everybody keep an eye out for anything out of the ordinary."
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"Okay? Good."
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"shaving cream, ketchup,"
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"your squeezables, your squirtables..."
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"everything is a weapon today, okay?"
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"- What about guns? - Those are fine."
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"Incidentally, that costume is ridiculous."
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"Professor X doesn't drink martinis."
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"[With British Accent] Yes, but James Bond does."
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"Ugh."
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"Stop being the Halloween version of Scrooge, whatever that is."
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"Oh, Booge!"
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"Boo, Scrooge. I just thought of that."
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"Yeah, don't be such a Booge."
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"Put on a costume."
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"ALL: Yeah, don't be a Booge!"
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"Ooh, peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect."
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"Now, that's scary."
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"I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"but Sandra's the only other grown-up here."
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"Actually, I am dressed up. I'm you."
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"- What? - "Shut up, Sandra.""
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"Oh, my God, that's so cool."
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"- You're gonna be twinsies. - No, we're not."
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"Wait, you guys should stand together all day."
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"I'm up for it."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna find a costume to put on."
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"[Coughing] Booge."
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"[Soft Upbeat Music]"
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"So let's keep an eye out for teens, tweens,"
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"people who look inappropriately large or small..."
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"Are you guys even listening to me?"
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"Hello?"
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"- [Indistinct Murmuring] - Nothing."
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"Yep, got it."
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"[Wicked Laughter]"
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"It's a... interesting costume."
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"Boots. Yes, definitely the boots."
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"You know, now that you say it..."
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"There is a lot of décolletage, yes."
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"I'm seeing it."
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"You guys, relax."
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"We all think she looks hot, okay?"
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"No, not me. [Laughs]"
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"I mean, maybe with another personality in that body, sure,"
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"Not so fast."
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"Uh, I'll take extra bacon, extra cheese,"
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"and if you can, make it extra quick,"
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"'cause this outlaw needs to get his grub on."
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"- Boo! - Jeff."
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"- Hey. - What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, uh, there was a stabbing at the Kirkwood store."
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"Well, that's boring, but, you know,"
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"I'm in town till tomorrow, so, you know, I'm free tonight if..."
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"I know it's last-minute, but..."
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"Please, last-minute is fine. [Chuckles]"
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"go on a date unless he, you know, works out"
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"and waxes and plucks and bleaches..."
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"got to plan at least two or three outfits."
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"Good. All right, well, then I'll pick you up after work."
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"- That sounds great. - Right?"
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"- Jeff? - Hey."
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"- Hey. - To what do we owe this honor?"
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"Oh, um, well, I just came..."
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"Oh, right, the Kirkwood stabbing."
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"Not actually a real nun, by the way..."
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"just a woman in a costume."
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"But still, stabbed right in the face... oh."
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"- Yeah. - Terrible Halloween."
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"- I did. - Yeah."
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"♪ I want you in my life ♪"
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"♪ For all time ♪"
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"Happy Halloween! Bye!"
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"[Laughs] I love how into Halloween you are."
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"Oh, my God, it's my favorite day of the year."
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"And later, I get to go trick-or-treating with Emma, which is the best."
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"Oh, and it doesn't get any cuter than this."
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"Left and right and whoo-whoo!"
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"Come on, keep doing the candy dance."
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