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Clips from Superstore - Toy Drive (S05E05)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 5, Episode 8 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 601 clips
Comedy
I am in the middle of something, dummy.
"I am in the middle of something, dummy."
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Ugh, God.
"Ugh, God."
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Probably, although that was our best take so far.
"Probably, although that was our best take so far."
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Well, I can't control who enters the shot, Amy.
"Well, I can't control who enters the shot, Amy."
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Jeez, where have you guys been?
"Jeez, where have you guys been?"
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who said he wished he could've visited.
"who said he wished he could've visited."
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you... [breathes loudly]
"you... [breathes loudly]"
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Toy drive!
"Toy drive!"
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Donate to underprivileged youth!
"Donate to underprivileged youth!"
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Okay, this isn't working.
"Okay, this isn't working."
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I think faking charity
"I think faking charity"
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and, like, in life.
"and, like, in life."
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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,
"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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this week, enjoy 20% off
"this week, enjoy 20% off"
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Make Colleen Fall in Love With You and Then Dump Her
"Make Colleen Fall in Love With You and Then Dump Her"
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so I actually haven't seen her in a couple weeks.
"so I actually haven't seen her in a couple weeks."
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- because I wanna be there. - Mm-hmm.
"- because I wanna be there. - Mm-hmm."
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- We'll figure it out on the day. - Okay.
"- We'll figure it out on the day. - Okay."
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We barely even have time to text.
"We barely even have time to text."
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Really? She works at a Cloud 9.
"Really? She works at a Cloud 9."
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I'm in a group chat about "Chicago Fire,"
"I'm in a group chat about "Chicago Fire,""
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and stuff like that.
"and stuff like that."
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Can I see?
"Can I see?"
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Sure.
"Sure."
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a fish anymore, so you just stop feeding it
"a fish anymore, so you just stop feeding it"
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I mean, she had to reschedule our last date
"I mean, she had to reschedule our last date"
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Oh, Garrett. Girls never have aunts.
"Oh, Garrett. Girls never have aunts."
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I guess it's probably how nice he is.
"I guess it's probably how nice he is."
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The toy section right over there.
"The toy section right over there."
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you can donate to our toy drive.
"you can donate to our toy drive."
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to the St. Louis Samaritans guy out front.
"to the St. Louis Samaritans guy out front."
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Yeah, and I already gave and posted about it.
"Yeah, and I already gave and posted about it."
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It'd be weird to do another post for this.
"It'd be weird to do another post for this."
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Couldn't you just donate and not post?
"Couldn't you just donate and not post?"
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So, like, you would post it and then tag me, or...
"So, like, you would post it and then tag me, or..."
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And they'd post it? Do they have phones?
"And they'd post it? Do they have phones?"
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to help people without your permission?
"to help people without your permission?"
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[bell ringing]
"[bell ringing]"
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- Thank you, happy holidays! - Could you...
"- Thank you, happy holidays! - Could you..."
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could you stop ringing the bell for just a second?
"could you stop ringing the bell for just a second?"
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so I'm gonna have to ask you to...
"so I'm gonna have to ask you to..."
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Exclamation point, end quote.
"Exclamation point, end quote."
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I just said, "Sounds great!"
"I just said, "Sounds great!""
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As in, "Sounds great"
"As in, "Sounds great""
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that you want to do charity, as an idea."
"that you want to do charity, as an idea.""
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Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you.
"Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you."
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and no one's giving because they've already given to you.
"and no one's giving because they've already given to you."
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I shouldn't have to leave because you're a bad manager.
"I shouldn't have to leave because you're a bad manager."
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Uh, okay, wow.
"Uh, okay, wow."
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says that I have to stop raising money,
"says that I have to stop raising money,"
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so people can spend more in her store!
"so people can spend more in her store!"
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Wow, so that's what this store is about.
"Wow, so that's what this store is about."
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Money.
"Money."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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- to come back another day? - Mm-hmm.
"- to come back another day? - Mm-hmm."
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to kick out the Samaritans.
"to kick out the Samaritans."
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customers excited about donating.
"customers excited about donating."
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You know, you could connect with people.
"You know, you could connect with people."
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[pop music playing over stereo]
"[pop music playing over stereo]"
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especially eyebrow tweezers.
"especially eyebrow tweezers."
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Excuse me. Um...
"Excuse me. Um..."
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[ringing bell] Foul on the play!
"[ringing bell] Foul on the play!"
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- Okay, don't... - Over here, people!
"- Okay, don't... - Over here, people!"
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Don't give anything once you're inside!
"Don't give anything once you're inside!"
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Molly, hand these out, please.
"Molly, hand these out, please."
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Aw, Jonah, no one believes that.
"Aw, Jonah, no one believes that."
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Yeah, just traveling the world shirtless.
"Yeah, just traveling the world shirtless."
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Garrett, no, it's over.
"Garrett, no, it's over."
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No, again, nothing to rebound from, so...
"No, again, nothing to rebound from, so..."
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I'd be open to it. Colleen seems lovely.
"I'd be open to it. Colleen seems lovely."
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- Colleen ghosted him, so... - Didn't get ghosted.
"- Colleen ghosted him, so... - Didn't get ghosted."
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so you're not rejecting me!
"so you're not rejecting me!"
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You're Sandra's maid of honor, right?
"You're Sandra's maid of honor, right?"
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I mean, how well do you know her and Jerry as a couple?
"I mean, how well do you know her and Jerry as a couple?"
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that are getting married, end of story.
"that are getting married, end of story."
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I'm not just gonna marry two people
"I'm not just gonna marry two people"
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From the bottom of my heart,
"From the bottom of my heart,"
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thank you for your donation.
"thank you for your donation."
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This toy will go to a child who will cherish it...
"This toy will go to a child who will cherish it..."
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Yeah, cool, give me the gift card.
"Yeah, cool, give me the gift card."
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Our customers go insane when they hear the word "free."
"Our customers go insane when they hear the word "free.""
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They came from out of state.
"They came from out of state."
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Uh, guys.
"Uh, guys."
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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Oh, sorry, is this not a toy? It looks like a toy.
"Oh, sorry, is this not a toy? It looks like a toy."
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Plays like a toy.
"Plays like a toy."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Gift card, please.
"Gift card, please."
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Stupid little Army Man?
"Stupid little Army Man?"
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- What emails? - Nothing.
"- What emails? - Nothing."
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She said I could be here today
"She said I could be here today"
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- You didn't. - What?
"- You didn't. - What?"
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That's different.
"That's different."
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Mateo, give him the gift card.
"Mateo, give him the gift card."
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- Really? - Um, Amy...
"- Really? - Um, Amy..."
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Oh, thank you, wow. Can I have a gift card, please?
"Oh, thank you, wow. Can I have a gift card, please?"
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Save it. I'm not here to donate.
"Save it. I'm not here to donate."
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of our solicitor guidelines.
"of our solicitor guidelines."
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I am 10 feet from the entrance.
"I am 10 feet from the entrance."
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And a certificate from my organization,
"And a certificate from my organization,"
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Please, that's what it's there for.
"Please, that's what it's there for."
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Huh, okay, well,
"Huh, okay, well,"
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and I see you've got multiple layers
"and I see you've got multiple layers"
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in case of a temperature swing.
"in case of a temperature swing."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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Yeah, that's well put. It's true.
"Yeah, that's well put. It's true."
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Wow, thank you so much.
"Wow, thank you so much."
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I have really good vision.
"I have really good vision."
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Amy, just admit that you're wrong
"Amy, just admit that you're wrong"
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I'd donate myself, Mateo,
"I'd donate myself, Mateo,"
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in a third world country and then it just ends up taking
"in a third world country and then it just ends up taking"
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hogging the shower and stuff.
"hogging the shower and stuff."
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Was that... are you thinking of a cartoon?
"Was that... are you thinking of a cartoon?"
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If folks are looking for a good place to donate,
"If folks are looking for a good place to donate,"
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I donate my hair to chemo patients.
"I donate my hair to chemo patients."
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still about Mateo and the kids, right?
"still about Mateo and the kids, right?"
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Can you hear that?
"Can you hear that?"
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♪
"♪"
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Oh, no, this is completely unrelated.
"Oh, no, this is completely unrelated."
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♪ My legacy, like royalty ♪
"♪ My legacy, like royalty ♪"
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