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Clips from Superstore - Election Day (S02E02)

"I get to let the voters in."
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"No!"
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"Great. Three wrong codes, so now we have to wait"
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"What is a comptroller?"
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"We want a 100% employee turnout."
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"It means that I'm an illegal alien."
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"you can't give poll workers gifts."
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"Fine, I guess I'll go buy myself a Danish."
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"- Have a heavenly snack. - Enjoy it."
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"I really want these poll workers to love me."
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"What did you do?"
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"Are you voting?"
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"Could've been anyone."
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"You know we got to get these back before anyone notices."
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"That could change the outcome of a close election,"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Come back!"
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"- Do you want to go to jail? - No!"
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"and bury that ballot box, and I mean bury it deep."
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"Ooh, what about Palatino?"
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"but I'm fed up with these corporate fat cats."
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"- She's a good broad, huh? - And you're a good guy, Jonah."
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"like it's her last tub of Activia."
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"Hey, youse a good kid,"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Hey, Syd. Everything all right?"
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"'cause, you know, we wouldn't want any voter fraud to happen."
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"Prison."
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"Okay."
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""Those cards are blank!""
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"Oh, Naomi, this is Amy. She's my boss."
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"It's nice to meet you."
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"This guy sounds crazy."
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"Thank you."
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"She's super cute."
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"I just noticed something on the ballot about a "Supertrain.""
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"son of Arthur and Marian Sturgis."
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"Is that something that I'm supposed to inform you about or?"
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"and you'll never know where it is,"
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"He's such an idiot."
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"Ames! Did you see?"
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"I, Glenn Sturgis, deliberately destroyed..."
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"If we line up the voters this way,"
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"they'll be shuttled towards the impulse buys."
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"There are going to be millions of new customers in here,"
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"and you're focused on the chewing gum?"
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"Why not funnel them towards, I don't know,"
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"the big-ticket stuff?"
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"Get your head in the game."
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"Oh, my head is in the game."
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"I've been here since 4:00 a.m."
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"I've already had three meals."
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"It's not even 7:00. That's too many meals."
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"It's 7:00. We should open."
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"Good idea. I'm on it."
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"Let the democratic process begin."
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"No, I'm in charge."
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"Let the democratic process begin."
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"- No, you messed it up. - I know what the code is."
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"Yeah, but I already put in the first three digits."
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"Okay, so what's clear?"
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"That's enter. You got to go back."
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"five minutes before we can try again."
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"Yeah. Thanks, Dina."
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"I'm sorry. It'll be a few minutes."
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"Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here,"
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"and we're offering up big discounts"
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"on all American-made products."
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"So that's 40% off your generic medications,"
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"inferior electronics, and cheese curls."
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"Something to do with computers, I think."
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"Really? Or do those two words just sound the same?"
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"- They sound the same. - Yeah."
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"Doesn't mean it's not true, though."
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"What is this?"
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""Official Cloud 9 Election Guide.""
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"They're trying to tell us who to vote for!"
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"I don't know what you're complaining about."
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"I love getting mail."
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"You don't think it's a little misleading?"
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"For State Senator:"
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""Jack Peterson supports your right to work,""
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"which is basically just another way of saying "anti-union.""
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"Let's not use the U-word."
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"They're actually using the nickname his opponent gave him."
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"Langham "has never gone on record as being pro-America.""
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"What's his problem?"
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"Are they even allowed to do this?"
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"Come on."
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"It's not like anyone around here ever reads anything anyway."
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"- Yeah, we do! - That's ridiculous."
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"Oh? What was the emergency safety memo"
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"I sent out last week about?"
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"- Um... - The..."
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"See? Relax."
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"It'll be fine."
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"By the way, the answer was the building got an F"
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"in tornado preparedness."
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"The inspector says this place is a house of cards."
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"Hey. I'm just reminding everyone to vote."
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"A lot of people died so you could vote."
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"Also, a lot of horses died."
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"We always forget about the horses."
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"Oh, I'm not 18 yet."
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"You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote."
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"Well, I'll be definitely getting my vote on."
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"Hey!"
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"Okay, good."
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"Also, voting time is unpaid."
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"Nobody paid those horses to die."
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"Cheyenne, can you keep a secret?"
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"Oh, my God. Not really, but go."
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"Okay."
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"A few months ago, I found out that I'm actually undocumented."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"No, I'm... I'm human,"
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"who happens to live in the country illegally."
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"Oh. That's your secret?"
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