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Clips from Superstore - Sal's Dead (S03E03)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 3, Episode 5 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 590 clips
Comedy
Then Gary showed it to me.
"Then Gary showed it to me."
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- Who? - Selena.
"- Who? - Selena."
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I thought you were J.Lo.
"I thought you were J.Lo."
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was one of our employees.
"was one of our employees."
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Salvatore Kazlauskas.
"Salvatore Kazlauskas."
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Poor guy.
"Poor guy."
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Sal was a bit of a...
"Sal was a bit of a..."
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When he looked at you, it felt like he was grabbing you.
"When he looked at you, it felt like he was grabbing you."
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We're not sure.
"We're not sure."
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Well, that explains the rotting smell
"Well, that explains the rotting smell"
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I know we all assumed that was Amy.
"I know we all assumed that was Amy."
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I'm sure there's a lot of churn going on in there.
"I'm sure there's a lot of churn going on in there."
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I'm not working next to a dead body.
"I'm not working next to a dead body."
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Technically we've all been working next Sal's dead body for the past year.
"Technically we've all been working next Sal's dead body for the past year."
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Actually he still had both of his feet.
"Actually he still had both of his feet."
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Oh, you're not ready to jump back in?
"Oh, you're not ready to jump back in?"
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No.
"No."
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And even if I were,
"And even if I were,"
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Oh, hello, Jessicah...
"Oh, hello, Jessicah..."
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Oh, gross.
"Oh, gross."
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- Jonah! - Next.
"- Jonah! - Next."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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bride of "Babadook," and then
"bride of "Babadook," and then"
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eating the rest of your body.
"eating the rest of your body."
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Um, these are a bit much.
"Um, these are a bit much."
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Uh-huh, that's great. Um...
"Uh-huh, that's great. Um..."
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I'm so sick of basic people.
"I'm so sick of basic people."
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No, my cousin is getting married in the Philippines,
"No, my cousin is getting married in the Philippines,"
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Do you know what "undocumented" means?
"Do you know what "undocumented" means?"
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be disturbing a crime scene.
"be disturbing a crime scene."
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I mean, we're a family store.
"I mean, we're a family store."
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Uh, because I said you can't.
"Uh, because I said you can't."
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Why would I...
"Why would I..."
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I'm gonna let you have this one.
"I'm gonna let you have this one."
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AKA on her parents' phone plan. Next.
"AKA on her parents' phone plan. Next."
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Oh, yeah, it is.
"Oh, yeah, it is."
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"Just a small-town girl livin' in a lonely world."
""Just a small-town girl livin' in a lonely world.""
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Well, you swiped right.
"Well, you swiped right."
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You know what it is?
"You know what it is?"
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Tell her you stole Jonah's phone, and you were stalking her on it.
"Tell her you stole Jonah's phone, and you were stalking her on it."
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Okay, that's not gonna happen.
"Okay, that's not gonna happen."
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I could sneak up like a ninja,
"I could sneak up like a ninja,"
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take her phone, cancel the notification,
"take her phone, cancel the notification,"
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That's okay. I'd rather do it myself.
"That's okay. I'd rather do it myself."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Like he's a dead employee.
"Like he's a dead employee."
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No.
"No."
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That was the coroner's office.
"That was the coroner's office."
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- How long are they gonna be? - I don't know.
"- How long are they gonna be? - I don't know."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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I thought you took your lunch break already?
"I thought you took your lunch break already?"
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Take me downtown, Officer Bumblebee.
"Take me downtown, Officer Bumblebee."
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- so the... - Oh, hey.
"- so the... - Oh, hey."
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Just kidding.
"Just kidding."
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What is this new cop thing?
"What is this new cop thing?"
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I think the fact that it's Halloween
"I think the fact that it's Halloween"
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The Housewares section is very, very scary.
"The Housewares section is very, very scary."
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- Oh, my God, you're right. - Yeah.
"- Oh, my God, you're right. - Yeah."
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than any haunted house you have ever seen.
"than any haunted house you have ever seen."
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No. No, no.
"No. No, no."
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Ew.
"Ew."
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Huh.
"Huh."
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Wait, why did Elias want to be Dame Edna?
"Wait, why did Elias want to be Dame Edna?"
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He didn't, I just did it.
"He didn't, I just did it."
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We agreed on a kitty cat.
"We agreed on a kitty cat."
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Oh, okay, we need to "Freaky Friday" this.
"Oh, okay, we need to "Freaky Friday" this."
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You need to find a cursed object,
"You need to find a cursed object,"
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have a whirlwind romance with her,
"have a whirlwind romance with her,"
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She sent him a wink.
"She sent him a wink."
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"I won't tell Jonah."
""I won't tell Jonah.""
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Definitely the second one.
"Definitely the second one."
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Oh, so now you're just gonna straight up "Catfish" her? Cool.
"Oh, so now you're just gonna straight up "Catfish" her? Cool."
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Thanks for the wink.
"Thanks for the wink."
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It means the world.
"It means the world."
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I think you're a great girl,
"I think you're a great girl,"
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There are, like, dozens of aisles.
"There are, like, dozens of aisles."
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And where were you born?
"And where were you born?"
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South Dakota. It's great.
"South Dakota. It's great."
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Good save.
"Good save."
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- Thailand. - In 2014...
"- Thailand. - In 2014..."
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Kelly texted Jonah, and I thought,
"Kelly texted Jonah, and I thought,"
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if she doesn't get a text back from him."
"if she doesn't get a text back from him.""
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So I texted and...
"So I texted and..."
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It's not good.
"It's not good."
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the world."
"the world.""
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"You're very spicy."
""You're very spicy.""
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It did it again.
"It did it again."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry."
""Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.""
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"I don't really like to talk about it."
""I don't really like to talk about it.""
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"No one here knows."
""No one here knows.""
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"I understand."
""I understand.""
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Help me, who should I get fired?
"Help me, who should I get fired?"
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You're a genius.
"You're a genius."
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Well I mean, not literally, but you know.
"Well I mean, not literally, but you know."
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We've been waiting for you.
"We've been waiting for you."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Oh, no, no, I'm fine.
"Oh, no, no, I'm fine."
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I'm stronger than people think.
"I'm stronger than people think."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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for the trip back.
"for the trip back."
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Huh.
"Huh."
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That's stupid.
"That's stupid."
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Thank you, Governor Greitens.
"Thank you, Governor Greitens."
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So where am I supposed to put thing?
"So where am I supposed to put thing?"
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I guess.
"I guess."
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Chuck, what are you doing?
"Chuck, what are you doing?"
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Hummus?
"Hummus?"
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- Okay, okay, okay! - Back up!
"- Okay, okay, okay! - Back up!"
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then I think I can make it so that they never see each other.
"then I think I can make it so that they never see each other."
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I don't feel so good.
"I don't feel so good."
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Why did you lie to me?
"Why did you lie to me?"
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Like, like, what?
"Like, like, what?"
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I'm an ally.
"I'm an ally."
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Then explain all those texts!
"Then explain all those texts!"
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I took Jonah's phone,
"I took Jonah's phone,"
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[bleep]!
"[bleep]!"
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did you have to use...
"did you have to use..."
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I get it.
"I get it."
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So funny.
"So funny."
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- Got me. - Ha-ha.
"- Got me. - Ha-ha."
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