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Clips from Superstore - New Initiative (S04E04)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 4, Episode 7 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 540 clips
Comedy
the standard amount of smayzles to begin with?
"the standard amount of smayzles to begin with?"
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I... well, Dina?
"I... well, Dina?"
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Basically they just want everyone to start
"Basically they just want everyone to start"
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By having Sandra talk about her dying cat?
"By having Sandra talk about her dying cat?"
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or what race they're worried about getting robbed by.
"or what race they're worried about getting robbed by."
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It's so weird how they always have the most time to talk,
"It's so weird how they always have the most time to talk,"
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and yet, the least time to live.
"and yet, the least time to live."
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Boom! Have fun.
"Boom! Have fun."
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- Hello. - Hi.
"- Hello. - Hi."
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- Oh, I'm great. - Good.
"- Oh, I'm great. - Good."
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- He's in medical school. - That's lovely.
"- He's in medical school. - That's lovely."
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Yeah. What's the difference between this one and the F590?
"Yeah. What's the difference between this one and the F590?"
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Uh, you know, well,
"Uh, you know, well,"
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if you like red.
"if you like red."
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- but I needed it today. - Ah.
"- but I needed it today. - Ah."
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We... we've got music.
"We... we've got music."
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Go check out our CD selection.
"Go check out our CD selection."
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No, I don't want it anymore.
"No, I don't want it anymore."
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Yup, yup. It's pretty comfortable.
"Yup, yup. It's pretty comfortable."
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Mm-hmm, you did. Quite a few times.
"Mm-hmm, you did. Quite a few times."
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You know, my cousin deep-fried a turkey last year,
"You know, my cousin deep-fried a turkey last year,"
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Huge explosion.
"Huge explosion."
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He's had to have a ton of surgeries.
"He's had to have a ton of surgeries."
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We keep telling him he looks good as new, but
"We keep telling him he looks good as new, but"
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Talking about your cousin with no lips?
"Talking about your cousin with no lips?"
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Hey, I'm there with you.
"Hey, I'm there with you."
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I don't know, it's just not strong.
"I don't know, it's just not strong."
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I have complete musculofascial control.
"I have complete musculofascial control."
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When I was seven, I corrected my own lazy eye.
"When I was seven, I corrected my own lazy eye."
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See who could smile the longest,
"See who could smile the longest,"
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I guess we're doing this?
"I guess we're doing this?"
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- 'Cause I'm installing a... - Guess how he scored on his...
"- 'Cause I'm installing a... - Guess how he scored on his..."
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1,600?
"1,600?"
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That's... wow.
"That's... wow."
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just find it on our own, so thank you
"just find it on our own, so thank you"
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Okay, uh... thank you.
"Okay, uh... thank you."
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Children's underwear in aisle 12.
"Children's underwear in aisle 12."
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Oh, you know what?
"Oh, you know what?"
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It's not funny. I'm going through hell.
"It's not funny. I'm going through hell."
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Hey, man, I don't think it's funny,
"Hey, man, I don't think it's funny,"
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Did he... grow out of it?
"Did he... grow out of it?"
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
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Insane. Cuckoo Bananas.
"Insane. Cuckoo Bananas."
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It's just my parents have really high expectations.
"It's just my parents have really high expectations."
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I don't know. I have to Google it again.
"I don't know. I have to Google it again."
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Got it. So they're in electronics?
"Got it. So they're in electronics?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait."
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Oh, come on. Give me some credit.
"Oh, come on. Give me some credit."
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I'm not going to out you to your parents.
"I'm not going to out you to your parents."
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- Okay. - But I do think
"- Okay. - But I do think"
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He was so embarrassed that he tried to hide under the water
"He was so embarrassed that he tried to hide under the water"
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needs to hear all of this.
"needs to hear all of this."
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Well, he's in medical school.
"Well, he's in medical school."
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I'm thinking captain of the football team?
"I'm thinking captain of the football team?"
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Oh, God, no. Ew.
"Oh, God, no. Ew."
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not to leave the Sudafed case open,
"not to leave the Sudafed case open,"
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with skateboard tricks and all of their friends
"with skateboard tricks and all of their friends"
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will come and steal all the Sudafed?
"will come and steal all the Sudafed?"
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Well, that happened.
"Well, that happened."
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"You're an idiot! I'm so angry!"
""You're an idiot! I'm so angry!""
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"but I really love you" back-and-forth.
""but I really love you" back-and-forth."
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No, this is not a joke. I really, really hate you.
"No, this is not a joke. I really, really hate you."
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- Why? - Because...
"- Why? - Because..."
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then I need you to go clean the men's washroom.
"then I need you to go clean the men's washroom."
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that he should clean the bathroom?
"that he should clean the bathroom?"
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Because I'm the one who did it,
"Because I'm the one who did it,"
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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You were about to give away his secret,
"You were about to give away his secret,"
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Glenn, do you mind if I clock out early
"Glenn, do you mind if I clock out early"
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What are they going to do, take you off their cell phone plan?
"What are they going to do, take you off their cell phone plan?"
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which actually saves them money.
"which actually saves them money."
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down the toilet to make it look like a robbery.
"down the toilet to make it look like a robbery."
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but really, I was eating alone at Imo's Pizza.
"but really, I was eating alone at Imo's Pizza."
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I don't know, but it's not like I'm going to be here forever, you know.
"I don't know, but it's not like I'm going to be here forever, you know."
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there are definitely parts of this job that I really like.
"there are definitely parts of this job that I really like."
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I have to go put bait in the rat traps.
"I have to go put bait in the rat traps."
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Well, mostly raising this little guy.
"Well, mostly raising this little guy."
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Hi, Daddy.
"Hi, Daddy."
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So you tracked down my ex-girlfriend who I haven't seen in years
"So you tracked down my ex-girlfriend who I haven't seen in years"
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but I appreciate it. Have a heavenly day.
"but I appreciate it. Have a heavenly day."
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Because I work here.
"Because I work here."
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I have been working here as an employee for three years.
"I have been working here as an employee for three years."
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and if managing this store makes you happy,
"and if managing this store makes you happy,"
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so why don't you just go be a doctor
"so why don't you just go be a doctor"
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Hey, um...
"Hey, um..."
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listen, don't be too mad at Jonah.
"listen, don't be too mad at Jonah."
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I mean, if he's happy and Natalie is okay with it...
"I mean, if he's happy and Natalie is okay with it..."
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- You're right. - Natalie?
"- You're right. - Natalie?"
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Who's Natalie?
"Who's Natalie?"
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His fiancée.
"His fiancée."
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I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm very weirded out
"I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm very weirded out"
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- "Garden State"? - Mm-hmm.
"- "Garden State"? - Mm-hmm."
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- Natalie Portman. - Right.
"- Natalie Portman. - Right."
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Well...
"Well..."
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and your dad abandoned you at a gas station?
"and your dad abandoned you at a gas station?"
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a movie with Natalie Portman,
"a movie with Natalie Portman,"
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I mean, we don't... you know, just until...
"I mean, we don't... you know, just until..."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Wow. I gotta say that was underwhelming.
"Wow. I gotta say that was underwhelming."
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Today is the start of a brand-new corporate initiative:
"Today is the start of a brand-new corporate initiative:"
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"Going the Extra Smay-zle!"
""Going the Extra Smay-zle!""
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- A couple questions. - Mm-hmm.
"- A couple questions. - Mm-hmm."
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What is a smayzle, how do you go the extra one,
"What is a smayzle, how do you go the extra one,"
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and what if you probably weren't going
"and what if you probably weren't going"
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Uh, I think it's supposed to be "Going the Extra Smile,"
"Uh, I think it's supposed to be "Going the Extra Smile,""
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- and we have "aisles." - One interpretation.
"- and we have "aisles." - One interpretation."
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making small talk with the customers.
"making small talk with the customers."
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Oh, come on. It'll be fun!
"Oh, come on. It'll be fun!"
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You just put on your best Cloud 9 smile...
"You just put on your best Cloud 9 smile..."
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And then talk about whatever.
"And then talk about whatever."
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You know, ask them about their purchases
"You know, ask them about their purchases"
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or ask about their Thanksgiving plans.
"or ask about their Thanksgiving plans."
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Oh, you can talk about your pets.
"Oh, you can talk about your pets."
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Does that include exotic pets?
"Does that include exotic pets?"
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Oh, Sandra, for the last time.
"Oh, Sandra, for the last time."
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There's nothing exotic about a cat with dementia.
"There's nothing exotic about a cat with dementia."
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The point is,
"The point is,"
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human connection is what sets us apart from online retailers.
"human connection is what sets us apart from online retailers."
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That's our secret weapon.
"That's our secret weapon."
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Oh, so this is how corporate plans on taking down Amazon?
"Oh, so this is how corporate plans on taking down Amazon?"
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