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Clips from Superstore - Lady Boss (S05E05)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 5, Episode 11 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 553 clips
Comedy
And just like any time a new parent comes into the picture,
"And just like any time a new parent comes into the picture,"
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- Really? - Heather, you're in Housewares.
"- Really? - Heather, you're in Housewares."
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- How? - Justine just said it.
"- How? - Justine just said it."
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They're moving the whole store to China?
"They're moving the whole store to China?"
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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So Saint Louis has this program
"So Saint Louis has this program"
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where you can request a free tree,
"where you can request a free tree,"
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- You don't have to. - I'll do it.
"- You don't have to. - I'll do it."
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Or I'll find someone with a machine.
"Or I'll find someone with a machine."
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A-and I'm really glad that you're still looking
"A-and I'm really glad that you're still looking"
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Okay, all right, all right. I get it.
"Okay, all right, all right. I get it."
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I thought I was gonna tell her.
"I thought I was gonna tell her."
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Marcus came to me with a problem with...
"Marcus came to me with a problem with..."
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Oh, you're gonna laugh, but I've forgotten what it was.
"Oh, you're gonna laugh, but I've forgotten what it was."
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay."
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So no new contracts until the acquisition is finalized,
"So no new contracts until the acquisition is finalized,"
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when the weekend kale-heads roll in.
"when the weekend kale-heads roll in."
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Just tell 'em that nothing's gonna change.
"Just tell 'em that nothing's gonna change."
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Emphasize "probably."
"Emphasize "probably.""
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and then he put it in his pocket and drove off.
"and then he put it in his pocket and drove off."
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Sure, yeah.
"Sure, yeah."
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Oh, that's weird.
"Oh, that's weird."
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Well, I guess it doesn't matter.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter."
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But I thought you guys were cool?
"But I thought you guys were cool?"
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Okay, you know what? You're making too big a deal out of this.
"Okay, you know what? You're making too big a deal out of this."
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Wow, what a wordsmith.
"Wow, what a wordsmith."
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You should tell her exactly like that.
"You should tell her exactly like that."
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Oh, me? No, I'm not...
"Oh, me? No, I'm not..."
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You're right. It just makes sense
"You're right. It just makes sense"
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Thanks, Garrett.
"Thanks, Garrett."
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Telling Carol is more than enough.
"Telling Carol is more than enough."
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- Girl, you're looking hot. - Oh, my God. I love this.
"- Girl, you're looking hot. - Oh, my God. I love this."
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so he's having a really dated midlife crisis.
"so he's having a really dated midlife crisis."
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Wow. Cool shirts.
"Wow. Cool shirts."
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what if we gave them all computers, you know?
"what if we gave them all computers, you know?"
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You want to give mannequins jobs?
"You want to give mannequins jobs?"
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Never forget how fun you are, Jonah.
"Never forget how fun you are, Jonah."
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and when I drink juice, I develop Type 2 diabetes, so...
"and when I drink juice, I develop Type 2 diabetes, so..."
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Sure, take... some time.
"Sure, take... some time."
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It's funny 'cause Tuesday's are usually the husky days.
"It's funny 'cause Tuesday's are usually the husky days."
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- [sighs] - Please continue to hold.
"- [sighs] - Please continue to hold."
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Good job on the display.
"Good job on the display."
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Which obviously doesn't matter, but it matters.
"Which obviously doesn't matter, but it matters."
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Anytime we cash in on a cause,
"Anytime we cash in on a cause,"
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it always means cha-ching, cha-ching.
"it always means cha-ching, cha-ching."
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That's a cash register.
"That's a cash register."
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'Cause I know the truth.
"'Cause I know the truth."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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We're taking advantage of you.
"We're taking advantage of you."
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Did you take all those girly power shirts down?
"Did you take all those girly power shirts down?"
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I... I don't think there's a connection.
"I... I don't think there's a connection."
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These... these had to be ordered way before the acquisition.
"These... these had to be ordered way before the acquisition."
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You know, maybe breaking the news to Carol
"You know, maybe breaking the news to Carol"
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Sure, I'm great at delivering bad news.
"Sure, I'm great at delivering bad news."
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See?
"See?"
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Oh! Amy.
"Oh! Amy."
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Have you made a decision
"Have you made a decision"
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A really... a really good movie.
"A really... a really good movie."
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that are only made for women?
"that are only made for women?"
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- There's no pee on the floor. - None.
"- There's no pee on the floor. - None."
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Okay, guys, settle down.
"Okay, guys, settle down."
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I mean, I get that the acquisition
"I mean, I get that the acquisition"
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♪
"♪"
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Gotta say, your new cause is unexpected.
"Gotta say, your new cause is unexpected."
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but I really tapped into something here.
"but I really tapped into something here."
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Why does everybody hate Band-Aids?
"Why does everybody hate Band-Aids?"
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if we don't actually address
"if we don't actually address"
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- the problem here. - Oh, God.
"- the problem here. - Oh, God."
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Maybe, instead, we should make them feel
"Maybe, instead, we should make them feel"
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like they're actually being heard.
"like they're actually being heard."
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Give them a voice, you know?
"Give them a voice, you know?"
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Why are the Hawaiian shirts out again?
"Why are the Hawaiian shirts out again?"
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Carol, so, um...
"Carol, so, um..."
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I ended up buying these tickets
"I ended up buying these tickets"
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No, thanks.
"No, thanks."
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Sandra,
"Sandra,"
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their clothes are designed for comfort,
"their clothes are designed for comfort,"
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so that everyone feels like they've got a safe space that they can...
"so that everyone feels like they've got a safe space that they can..."
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What if we call it "the Octagon."
"What if we call it "the Octagon.""
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- Yeah, yeah. - What does that mean?
"- Yeah, yeah. - What does that mean?"
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you will not be judged here in the Octagon.
"you will not be judged here in the Octagon."
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Right? Just want to make sure I'm safe.
"Right? Just want to make sure I'm safe."
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♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪
"♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪"
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♪ Angel ♪
"♪ Angel ♪"
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♪ Just touch my cheek ♪
"♪ Just touch my cheek ♪"
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right in front of my mechanic.
"right in front of my mechanic."
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perhaps going forward, we could all focus on...
"perhaps going forward, we could all focus on..."
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No, I think it's okay for you to run this one by yourself.
"No, I think it's okay for you to run this one by yourself."
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And now the new CEO?
"And now the new CEO?"
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All men have left are the NFL and the country.
"All men have left are the NFL and the country."
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- [grumbling and chatter] - Guys, look,
"- [grumbling and chatter] - Guys, look,"
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Personally, I'm not a feminist.
"Personally, I'm not a feminist."
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Okay, I've heard what you all are saying,
"Okay, I've heard what you all are saying,"
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Of course I want the world to be better for Rose,
"Of course I want the world to be better for Rose,"
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Okay, okay, okay!
"Okay, okay, okay!"
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This is great, this is healthy, this is... this is...
"This is great, this is healthy, this is... this is..."
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Yeah, it feels kinda good.
"Yeah, it feels kinda good."
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I mean, you know, I know I say I'm mad,
"I mean, you know, I know I say I'm mad,"
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I need this job.
"I need this job."
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This man has dumped his guts out all over the floor,
"This man has dumped his guts out all over the floor,"
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Guys, she is not listening to us.
"Guys, she is not listening to us."
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We need to make her listen!
"We need to make her listen!"
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Hey, Marcus, put some pants on.
"Hey, Marcus, put some pants on."
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Like, "I'm a woman, wearing women's underwear."
"Like, "I'm a woman, wearing women's underwear.""
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all day long to make men feel comfortable.
"all day long to make men feel comfortable."
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- These guys, Glenn, you. - Me?
"- These guys, Glenn, you. - Me?"
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Yes, you.
"Yes, you."
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just to go along with your new cause,
"just to go along with your new cause,"
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This ends now.
"This ends now."
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With cheese.
"With cheese."
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- And you're good with this? - Uh-huh.
"- And you're good with this? - Uh-huh."
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- We can go now. - Okay.
"- We can go now. - Okay."
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- [sighs] - Oh, nice to have you, man.
"- [sighs] - Oh, nice to have you, man."
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Didn't think you'd come on over.
"Didn't think you'd come on over."
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- Yep. - Yeah!
"- Yep. - Yeah!"
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Wow, uh, anybody else? Glenn, you... you look like you...
"Wow, uh, anybody else? Glenn, you... you look like you..."
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Amy, us men of the store
"Amy, us men of the store"
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- Hell yeah it is! - Men: Yeah!
"- Hell yeah it is! - Men: Yeah!"
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Yeah, Amy,
"Yeah, Amy,"
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It's something, besides my legs are really cold.
"It's something, besides my legs are really cold."
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