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Clips from Superstore - Lost and Found (S02E02)

"- "Apathy..." - Give me a break."
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"- Sandra's up. - All right, Sandra!"
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"- Am I doing this right? - Yes, but pace yourself."
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"Well, corporate tells us to clean out Lost and Found every January,"
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"but they never tell us how."
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"Even better, I'm a pharmacist. Doctor to the doctors."
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"Oh, close enough, anyway I..."
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"Doesn't really narrow it down."
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"so I guess laughter's as good as anything."
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"A lot of boobs."
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"- Ooh. - Hey."
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"Ooh, this kind of works on me."
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"If you're gonna be a little bitch about it."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Hey, Cheyenne."
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"That's so true."
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"Okay, dog."
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"Okay."
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"- Silly string attack! - No, what are you doing?"
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"Nine hundred and six dollars."
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"where you get me to magically discover the"
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"I guess it's starting to work."
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"Maybe if you go a little faster?"
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"I'm not smiling at you."
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"Oh, grow up."
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"Fast as I can."
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"You suck at being selfish."
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"Look, $820.00 is plenty to have a nice day at the spa."
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"Are you there?"
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"for an Arizona iced tea, so we know it's somebody with class."
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"No."
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"Fix up the break room."
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"Yo, this is gonna be dope. We're gonna get all these lamps."
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"- A bucket? - Yeah, a new one."
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"I mean, I wasn't smiling at you. See, I was pretending to smile"
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"It's heavy though, you wanna try it on?"
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"Nah, I'm cool."
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"Everything... I'm chill, man."
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"Hey, excuse me, uh, my son is taking dishes off the shelves"
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"for the rest of the day."
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"I'm relaxing now."
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"which is not something I normally do,"
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"Can I help you, Turtleneck? You need some help?"
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"Now, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my car"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"It's like watching a mummy unwrap itself."
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"I mean, how long can this go on for, really?"
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"Oh, she'll... she'll get there. Oh, nope, nope, she's going"
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"- in the wrong direction now. - Come on, Myrtle."
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"Oh, this could take a while."
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"Ugh, can we, like, get some coat hooks or something?"
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"Well, before we do that, can we fix this drip?"
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"Or, like, at least get a new bucket?"
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"Oh, I would love to fix that, but, no, corporate"
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"only gave us $15.00 for break room repairs,"
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"and we blew through that on the bat traps."
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"Speaking of corporate, this memo just came through:"
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""This time of year, many of us suffer"
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"from Seasonal Affective Disorder."
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"Look out for the following symptoms of depression...""
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"Pfft! Who would get depressed here?"
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"- "Listlessness..." - Come on."
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"- "Irritability..." - You wish."
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"- "General discontent..." - No way."
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""Above all, remember Cloud 9 cares."
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"This memo clears parent company of any liability"
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"for employee suicide.""
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"Hmm, Cloud 9 really does care."
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"Well, they did send a letter."
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"- Hey. - Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?"
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"So are you just planning to avoid me"
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"until one of us quits, or...?"
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"No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy."
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"You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras."
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"Look, Dina, the time we had together was special,"
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"but, as a child of divorce..."
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"Oh, believe me."
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"I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this."
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"I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had?"
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"Sky diving instructors, hand models,"
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"two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals."
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"- Come on. - Okay, well, great."
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"So just a one time thing then."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Just don't be weird, and things will be fine."
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"Okay, I won't be weird, lady who has multiple birds."
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"Okay. I can't believe you guys do this every year."
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"We used to give it to charity, but then Goodwill told us"
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"not to leave our trash on their loading dock."
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"Hurry up, Sandra. It's not like you're gonna find a man in there."
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"Please, hold on, last year I ended up with a broken comb."
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"I just need one second."
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"Boo! Three, two, one."
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"- Ah! - And Sandra's got"
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"an old pair of dentures, yes!"
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"A lot of good stuff in there this year."
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"Oh, hey, uh, Tate, you're basically a doctor, right?"
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"Do I regret not going for the big M-D? Not usually, sometimes."
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"Yeah, when I'm laying in my tanning bed alone with my thoughts..."
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"sometimes."
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"Hey, anyway, um, I wanted to ask you a question."
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"- Sure. - Okay, I always thought"
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"depression was this thing that housewives invented"
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"so they could take extra naps,"
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"but you don't think that people around here could have it, do you?"
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"Well, there are lots of employees here"
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"on antidepressants."
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"What? Who?"
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"Glenn, you know I can't tell you that."
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"Well, how many?"
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"About 20."
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"13 women, 7 men."
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"Now, I can't give you names, but it's mostly the uggos."
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"You know, I do volunteer work at this children's ward,"
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"and there's a guy who dresses up as a clown"
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"and goes around cheering up the kids."
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"Maybe that would work?"
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"They say laughter's the best medicine."
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"The best medicine is penicillin."
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