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Clips from Superstore - High Volume Store (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 10 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 536 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Okay then, well, Jeff, the floor is yours.
"Okay then, well, Jeff, the floor is yours."
Superstore
I mean, you're here a lot.
"I mean, you're here a lot."
Superstore
Quadruple-A, guys. We're gonna be a Quad-A store.
"Quadruple-A, guys. We're gonna be a Quad-A store."
Superstore
We're gonna be a high volume store.
"We're gonna be a high volume store."
Superstore
Exactly.
"Exactly."
Superstore
That's a formal Pizza Hut.
"That's a formal Pizza Hut."
Superstore
- It was Brett. - I know.
"- It was Brett. - I know."
Superstore
It's very satisfying.
"It's very satisfying."
Superstore
When you've been here long enough, any change is amazing.
"When you've been here long enough, any change is amazing."
Superstore
Uh, no, the one with the Pizza Hut.
"Uh, no, the one with the Pizza Hut."
Superstore
to tell us about all this.
"to tell us about all this."
Superstore
That's what my dad said
"That's what my dad said"
Superstore
Both of his parents were homeowners.
"Both of his parents were homeowners."
Superstore
Actually, it was his friend's condo.
"Actually, it was his friend's condo."
Superstore
Check it out, maybe. Just to be safe.
"Check it out, maybe. Just to be safe."
Superstore
we'd get from a Craigslist ad, but...
"we'd get from a Craigslist ad, but..."
Superstore
What does 4K mean?
"What does 4K mean?"
Superstore
Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
"Wow. Okay, I'll take it."
Superstore
Okay, so Charles Marquard,
"Okay, so Charles Marquard,"
Superstore
this is your American Express Business card.
"this is your American Express Business card."
Superstore
Yep.
"Yep."
Superstore
And you don't have an ID with you.
"And you don't have an ID with you."
Superstore
Yeah, you know, for the kids.
"Yeah, you know, for the kids."
Superstore
Oh, you know if it was me,
"Oh, you know if it was me,"
Superstore
Got it, got it. Hey, now let's talk dancers.
"Got it, got it. Hey, now let's talk dancers."
Superstore
Music and balloons with no dancers?
"Music and balloons with no dancers?"
Superstore
about what we can expect once this store becomes Quad-A.
"about what we can expect once this store becomes Quad-A."
Superstore
That sounds amazing.
"That sounds amazing."
Superstore
Right.
"Right."
Superstore
You know what, there's a lot of liars out there, okay?
"You know what, there's a lot of liars out there, okay?"
Superstore
Believe me. It's gonna be great.
"Believe me. It's gonna be great."
Superstore
Man, I can't wait for it to be great.
"Man, I can't wait for it to be great."
Superstore
Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying
"Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying"
Superstore
to send me a message that people in their late 50s
"to send me a message that people in their late 50s"
Superstore
Absolutely.
"Absolutely."
Superstore
Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show.
"Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show."
Superstore
Do you like working here?
"Do you like working here?"
Superstore
- Great. Thank you. - Have a heavenly day.
"- Great. Thank you. - Have a heavenly day."
Superstore
Where I come from, something being the best thing
"Where I come from, something being the best thing"
Superstore
No part. It's wonderful.
"No part. It's wonderful."
Superstore
It's the best job I've ever had.
"It's the best job I've ever had."
Superstore
Did you hear that? That was...
"Did you hear that? That was..."
Superstore
Excuse me. Hi.
"Excuse me. Hi."
Superstore
Ah!
"Ah!"
Superstore
Jerusha is making embroidery of your face on a rabbit's body.
"Jerusha is making embroidery of your face on a rabbit's body."
Superstore
Means so much to me.
"Means so much to me."
Superstore
or irresponsible? Or stupid?
"or irresponsible? Or stupid?"
Superstore
Cheyenne, do you still wanna do this?
"Cheyenne, do you still wanna do this?"
Superstore
Oh...
"Oh..."
Superstore
Yes. Definitely.
"Yes. Definitely."
Superstore
You just, you know, try and stop me.
"You just, you know, try and stop me."
Superstore
If it were up to me, I would just say,
"If it were up to me, I would just say,"
Superstore
Yeah. Bo sucks.
"Yeah. Bo sucks."
Superstore
Oh, she's fine. She does this every day.
"Oh, she's fine. She does this every day."
Superstore
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Superstore
Relax, we're legit.
"Relax, we're legit."
Superstore
so we just wanted to see what that was like.
"so we just wanted to see what that was like."
Superstore
- I don't understand. - It's total chaos.
"- I don't understand. - It's total chaos."
Superstore
Everyday there is like Black Friday.
"Everyday there is like Black Friday."
Superstore
Everyone there is exhausted all the time.
"Everyone there is exhausted all the time."
Superstore
Ah, she's at the zoo. She's good.
"Ah, she's at the zoo. She's good."
Superstore
It's like, I wanna be sex-positive, but, like,
"It's like, I wanna be sex-positive, but, like,"
Superstore
But I also understand your point that
"But I also understand your point that"
Superstore
Oh, I've never done that before.
"Oh, I've never done that before."
Superstore
- Hold on a sec. - Okay, okay, okay.
"- Hold on a sec. - Okay, okay, okay."
Superstore
- Okay, okay. - Be gentle.
"- Okay, okay. - Be gentle."
Superstore
Whoops.
"Whoops."
Superstore
collectively as a nation at the time,
"collectively as a nation at the time,"
Superstore
but things just really felt like they could be solved.
"but things just really felt like they could be solved."
Superstore
- I can't let you buy these. - What? Why?
"- I can't let you buy these. - What? Why?"
Superstore
It's been recalled, sorry.
"It's been recalled, sorry."
Superstore
All right, now it's buzzing at me like it's mad at me.
"All right, now it's buzzing at me like it's mad at me."
Superstore
My wife needs this. I promised her I'd get it.
"My wife needs this. I promised her I'd get it."
Superstore
Perhaps we've lost some innocence.
"Perhaps we've lost some innocence."
Superstore
has soured.
"has soured."
Superstore
Here, let me help you with that.
"Here, let me help you with that."
Superstore
Whoo! Not today, bro.
"Whoo! Not today, bro."
Superstore
so I gotta get back in there, okay?
"so I gotta get back in there, okay?"
Superstore
Wait, no, no, no, wait, no. That wasn't the emergency.
"Wait, no, no, no, wait, no. That wasn't the emergency."
Superstore
I'd like that.
"I'd like that."
Superstore
I'm torn.
"I'm torn."
Superstore
On the other hand, what would?
"On the other hand, what would?"
Superstore
Yes, good work.
"Yes, good work."
Superstore
and people do not like what they're hearing.
"and people do not like what they're hearing."
Superstore
Can't. It's a floor model. No returns.
"Can't. It's a floor model. No returns."
Superstore
May God have mercy on us all.
"May God have mercy on us all."
Superstore
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪
"♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪"
Superstore
♪
"♪"
Superstore
with all your free time for the next nine months.
"with all your free time for the next nine months."
Superstore
I'm really happy about it.
"I'm really happy about it."
Superstore
How do you get money stains off your hands?
"How do you get money stains off your hands?"
Superstore
Wait, no, that's piss.
"Wait, no, that's piss."
Superstore
Where we at?
"Where we at?"
Superstore
- Alright! - You tiny little fool.
"- Alright! - You tiny little fool."
Superstore
Oh, actually, we didn't make Quad-A.
"Oh, actually, we didn't make Quad-A."
Superstore
I was so close to having a baby.
"I was so close to having a baby."
Superstore
I mean, if you were interested
"I mean, if you were interested"
Superstore
- Okay. - Okay.
"- Okay. - Okay."
Superstore
You know, I've always wanted
"You know, I've always wanted"
Superstore
to have a family of my own someday,
"to have a family of my own someday,"
Superstore
A few last bits of housekeeping.
"A few last bits of housekeeping."
Superstore
We switched the isle six endcaps,
"We switched the isle six endcaps,"
Superstore
so don't be alarmed.
"so don't be alarmed."
Superstore
The softball team will once again
"The softball team will once again"
Superstore
not be happening and...
"not be happening and..."
Superstore
Lastly, ah...
"Lastly, ah..."
Superstore
We found out that Jerusha has an abnormally shaped uterus
"We found out that Jerusha has an abnormally shaped uterus"
Superstore
which will prevent her from getting pregnant.
"which will prevent her from getting pregnant."
Superstore
So if any of you know any women
"So if any of you know any women"
Superstore
who might like to carry our baby, you know, let me know.
"who might like to carry our baby, you know, let me know."
Superstore
Any questions about softball?
"Any questions about softball?"
Superstore
Thank you for that warm reception.
"Thank you for that warm reception."
Superstore
True. Today's not about me, though.
"True. Today's not about me, though."
Superstore
It's about something big.
"It's about something big."
Superstore
Bigger than all of us.
"Bigger than all of us."
Superstore
Is it your forehead?
"Is it your forehead?"
Superstore
No. Hi, Mateo.
"No. Hi, Mateo."
Superstore
Um, sales are up this quarter.
"Um, sales are up this quarter."
Superstore
We are within $80,000 of reclassification.
"We are within $80,000 of reclassification."
Superstore
If we can make that by the end of the day,
"If we can make that by the end of the day,"
Superstore