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Clips from Superstore - Ladies' Lunch (S02E02)

"Good morning, everyone."
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"Hey, who here likes cash, huh?"
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"Oh, good, I'm glad you're excited,"
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"because our computer system is down,"
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"so today all we can take is cash."
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"- What? - Why are you waving"
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"the cash around like that?"
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"I thought it would make you excited."
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"Like I was gonna give you the cash or something."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, where's Amy?"
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"Oh, she's been late a lot lately."
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"Last Thursday, last Monday. Thursday before that."
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"Oh, no. What if Emma was kidnapped?"
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"Yeah, what if she's getting kidnapped"
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"every Monday and Thursday morning?"
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"It has nothing to do with Emma, okay?"
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"It's a personal thing. End of conversation."
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"- Is it? - Beginning of conversation."
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"- "Personal thing"? - Oh, my God, is she sick?"
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"Zika, I bet. Everyone's getting Zika."
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"You know what? It's probably drugs."
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"You can tell from her teeth."
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"It is not drugs!"
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"It's just marriage counseling."
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"What?"
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"How is that worse than drugs?"
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"Is Amy gonna get divorced?"
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"Look, I shouldn't have said anything, okay?"
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"Look, Adam hasn't even moved out."
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"He's just sleeping in the basement."
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"- What? - Shut up!"
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"How is that worse than divorce?"
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"- Oh, my God. - That is so bad."
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"She told me this in confidence."
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"So, you know, just clam up your face holes."
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"Here she is. Shut up. Just shut up, just shut up!"
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"- Shut up! Shut up! - Be normal, be normal."
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"- Shut up! Shut up! - Be normal!"
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"Sorry I'm late. Traffic."
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"It's okay."
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"Oh, man, traffic will slow things down."
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"Oh, dude, especially in this town, you know?"
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"- With all the cars. - Traffic."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, okay. So everybody knows about my counseling."
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"Well, they do now!"
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"Oh, hey."
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"I just wanted to let you know I restocked all the toothpaste"
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"that Myrtle decided looked "just fine" in electronics, so..."
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"And?"
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"And... what?"
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"Well, I know there's more."
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"No, there's not. There's just..."
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"There's just no shame in counseling."
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"- Is all I'm saying. - And there it is."
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"No. Mental health is important and it shouldn't be stigmatized."
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"- I think it's ridiculous that... - Jonah, please stop."
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"I know you're trying to help me and I really appreciate it,"
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"but I don't want to talk about it, okay?"
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"I don't. I just want everybody to treat me normally."
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"Okay?"
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"Oh, hey, Sandra, I..."
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"- Shh. - Oh, God."
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"It's okay."
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"You are loved."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, Adam, it's Carol at Cloud 9."
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"I got your number off of Amy's emergency contact form."
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"I heard about you and Amy,"
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"and I just wanted to see how you were you-ing."
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""Youing"? How you were doing."
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"Why am I so nervous?"
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"You trusted me with a secret, and I betrayed you."
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"I'm a monster."
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"If you want, you can tell everyone"
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"something embarrassing about me."
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"A tiny spider once crawled into the entrance of my..."
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"Okay, I just... I don't really"
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"wanna talk about this anymore."
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"Oh, Franklin and Bash, gabbin' away."
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"- What you talking about? - Nothing."
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"- Spider story. - Amy!"
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"Listen. Buck up, buttercup."
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"I know exactly what you need."
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"Ladies' lunch."
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"Huh? You, me, whoever, not Glenn."
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"Um... yeah, no."
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"I'm not really in the mood."
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"Come on. We can gab and dish"
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"and talk about our periods."
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"Your red zone usually starts around the 24th, right?"
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"Wha... is that something I'm supposed to know?"
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"I am the worst friend."
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"Yeah, you are."
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"Guys, it's not that big a deal."
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"It's just counseling."
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"- They're gonna be fine. - Yeah, but if"
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"the marriage goes pffft..."
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"I call dibs on Amy."
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"But you can't just call dibs on a human."
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"Why, did you already call it?"
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"Did I? No, I... no."
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"- I don't have any interest in... - He's already got"
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"- a girlfriend. - Oh."
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"No, actually, Naomi and I broke up."
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"- Whoa! - Because of Amy?"
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"No, gross. Because she thought of me more as a brother."
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"But you don't have dibs on Amy, then."
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"- No. - Cool. Dibs! Dibs infinity!"
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"No takebacks. Mm! Yeah!"
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"Durbs!"
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"I feel so bad for her."
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"Oh, she is this close to a breakdown."
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"I know."
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"I don't know what I would do without Jeff."
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"I can't believe she's still pretending to be dating Jeff."
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"I'm dating Jeff, okay?"
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"She's dating no one."
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"That's how the world works."
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"Someone sounds jealous."
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