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Clips from Superstore - Christmas Eve (S03E03)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 3, Episode 7 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 493 clips
Comedy
Hey. Dina, is something wrong?
"Hey. Dina, is something wrong?"
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That is a normal barn baby
"That is a normal barn baby"
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No, below average.
"No, below average."
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What a stupid, stupid dummy I am.
"What a stupid, stupid dummy I am."
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Guess that brings us to this little gentleman.
"Guess that brings us to this little gentleman."
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Born with a simple destiny...
"Born with a simple destiny..."
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She... could... go... all... the... way!
"She... could... go... all... the... way!"
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for two months to solve this problem.
"for two months to solve this problem."
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but I just don't get why people make such a big deal out of Christmas.
"but I just don't get why people make such a big deal out of Christmas."
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It's not about a day.
"It's not about a day."
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- It's just a sucky year. - The doctors aren't sure
"- It's just a sucky year. - The doctors aren't sure"
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- the voltage tester, please? - But I do have to say
"- the voltage tester, please? - But I do have to say"
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No. I mean, maybe.
"No. I mean, maybe."
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or skydiving, or, like,
"or skydiving, or, like,"
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All right, well, that was just a idea.
"All right, well, that was just a idea."
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So would you mind stepping away from the door?
"So would you mind stepping away from the door?"
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Listen, Glenn, I know what you're trying to do.
"Listen, Glenn, I know what you're trying to do."
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But I'm actually trying to limit my carbs right now.
"But I'm actually trying to limit my carbs right now."
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- So just... - Just try it.
"- So just... - Just try it."
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- Narc alert. - Oh, it's the fun police.
"- Narc alert. - Oh, it's the fun police."
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I mean, it's nothing personal, but...
"I mean, it's nothing personal, but..."
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I don't understand
"I don't understand"
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I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol.
"I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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Oh, hey, man. Merry Christmas.
"Oh, hey, man. Merry Christmas."
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Oh, wow. Thank you, Garrett.
"Oh, wow. Thank you, Garrett."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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You know? So you don't... you don't have
"You know? So you don't... you don't have"
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- That would be a gift. - Ha! Yeah.
"- That would be a gift. - Ha! Yeah."
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out of his coma and winked at me,
"out of his coma and winked at me,"
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- Uh-huh. - Did you check the twitch
"- Uh-huh. - Did you check the twitch"
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to stop talking, or it's possible
"to stop talking, or it's possible"
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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All right, listen, it is dangerously
"All right, listen, it is dangerously"
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cold out here, and I cannot turn
"cold out here, and I cannot turn"
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You'll be warm inside.
"You'll be warm inside."
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- Yeah, but weren't you 19? - Still a teen.
"- Yeah, but weren't you 19? - Still a teen."
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Okay, well, we're not in stupid Angola, Marcus.
"Okay, well, we're not in stupid Angola, Marcus."
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Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last
"Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last"
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drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks,
"drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks,"
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It was awesome.
"It was awesome."
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No, I'm at her place. Um, what did you want?
"No, I'm at her place. Um, what did you want?"
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and then you put your shoes on my couch.
"and then you put your shoes on my couch."
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Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08.
"Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08."
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Maybe Santa has to drink because Mrs. Claus
"Maybe Santa has to drink because Mrs. Claus"
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Well, I've come up with my New Year's resolutions...
"Well, I've come up with my New Year's resolutions..."
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Always, like, lurking around,
"Always, like, lurking around,"
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Adam got with that?
"Adam got with that?"
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Good for him.
"Good for him."
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Oh, there won't be a next tour.
"Oh, there won't be a next tour."
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- at close range. - Oh, God.
"- at close range. - Oh, God."
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that you're home for the birth of your baby.
"that you're home for the birth of your baby."
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Hey, uh, thank you for your service.
"Hey, uh, thank you for your service."
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- I Googled that! No results! - We have to go.
"- I Googled that! No results! - We have to go."
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- on your night stand? - Come on, guys.
"- on your night stand? - Come on, guys."
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Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa...
"Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa..."
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Candy cane!
"Candy cane!"
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- Oh, yes! - Boom, boom.
"- Oh, yes! - Boom, boom."
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Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking.
"Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking."
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Yeah, just always assume we're talking about Bridgett's house.
"Yeah, just always assume we're talking about Bridgett's house."
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- Later, suckers! - We're free!
"- Later, suckers! - We're free!"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Great, and then what?
"Great, and then what?"
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- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!
"- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!"
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What, are you kidding me? I don't weigh 150 pounds.
"What, are you kidding me? I don't weigh 150 pounds."
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- when we get back. - Amy?
"- when we get back. - Amy?"
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You're honestly claiming
"You're honestly claiming"
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What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
"What the [bleep] is wrong with you?"
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This coffee is... terrible.
"This coffee is... terrible."
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So I bet you guys are wondering why we're here.
"So I bet you guys are wondering why we're here."
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Okay, guys, it's fine. Look, Adam's moving on.
"Okay, guys, it's fine. Look, Adam's moving on."
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Okay, we should sit.
"Okay, we should sit."
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Yeah, yeah. Fine.
"Yeah, yeah. Fine."
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I only take my trash out
"I only take my trash out"
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I want to say... seven. Is that...
"I want to say... seven. Is that..."
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Quick, take something! Hurry, come on!
"Quick, take something! Hurry, come on!"
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Go, go!
"Go, go!"
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Go, go, go, go!
"Go, go, go, go!"
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- Go! - There I go!
"- Go! - There I go!"
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of my ex-husband's girlfriend!
"of my ex-husband's girlfriend!"
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Jeez. Maybe my Christmas present
"Jeez. Maybe my Christmas present"
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that's open all night Christmas Eve.
"that's open all night Christmas Eve."
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Yeah, I could...
"Yeah, I could..."
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I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby.
"I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby."
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maybe we'll hit it off, and you'll end up at my place.
"maybe we'll hit it off, and you'll end up at my place."
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on a pool scholarship.
"on a pool scholarship."
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You guys! Jerry's out of his coma!
"You guys! Jerry's out of his coma!"
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I'll be right there.
"I'll be right there."
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You know the rules. No religious crap in the store.
"You know the rules. No religious crap in the store."
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Religious cr... Oh, this?
"Religious cr... Oh, this?"
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This is just a winter barn display.
"This is just a winter barn display."
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With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?
"With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?"
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and three men of average intelligence.
"and three men of average intelligence."
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No, average.
"No, average."
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Oh, wow. Well, I feel foolish.
"Oh, wow. Well, I feel foolish."
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It's an honest mistake.
"It's an honest mistake."
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I can't believe that I thought
"I can't believe that I thought"
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this guy was a wise man.
"this guy was a wise man."
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You're not that stupid.
"You're not that stupid."
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you'd probably be pretty upset if I did this.
"you'd probably be pretty upset if I did this."
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- Yeah, I probably would be. - Probably would be, yeah.
"- Yeah, I probably would be. - Probably would be, yeah."
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And I-I guess then you'd also be upset if I did this.
"And I-I guess then you'd also be upset if I did this."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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His head popped off.
"His head popped off."
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It's so much fun kicking them.
"It's so much fun kicking them."
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- Isn't it? - Yeah.
"- Isn't it? - Yeah."
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Okay, could you just...
"Okay, could you just..."
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to be punted across a Cloud 9 store.
"to be punted across a Cloud 9 store."
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Wait, give me that! That's Baby Jesus!
"Wait, give me that! That's Baby Jesus!"
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That is sweet little Baby Jesus!
"That is sweet little Baby Jesus!"
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They're all dolls, Glenn.
"They're all dolls, Glenn."
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Come on, I don't know if it's a bulb or a stripped wire.
"Come on, I don't know if it's a bulb or a stripped wire."
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Glenn, you've been trying
"Glenn, you've been trying"
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I really don't think you're gonna crack it
"I really don't think you're gonna crack it"
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My grandmother would kill me for saying this,
"My grandmother would kill me for saying this,"
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- What? - I mean, real talk...
"- What? - I mean, real talk..."
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Christmas is pretty disappointing and overhyped.
"Christmas is pretty disappointing and overhyped."
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- You don't like "Star Wars"? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
"- You don't like "Star Wars"? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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Can we just one-at-a-time this?
"Can we just one-at-a-time this?"
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on the year we shared and celebrating it.
"on the year we shared and celebrating it."
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