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Clips from Superstore - Forced Hire (S05E05)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 5, Episode 3 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 548 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Hey, Rodriguez. Good news.
"Hey, Rodriguez. Good news."
Superstore
Well, I'm not really dying
"Well, I'm not really dying"
Superstore
Oh, God, you've gotta be kidding me.
"Oh, God, you've gotta be kidding me."
Superstore
All right, okay. Ready?
"All right, okay. Ready?"
Superstore
The one who sucks and is like if Satan
"The one who sucks and is like if Satan"
Superstore
and friendly competition, right?
"and friendly competition, right?"
Superstore
No, Amy. I hate her with the fire
"No, Amy. I hate her with the fire"
Superstore
of a thousand suns. Frankly, I'd like her dead.
"of a thousand suns. Frankly, I'd like her dead."
Superstore
God, I wish I could dropkick her dumb head.
"God, I wish I could dropkick her dumb head."
Superstore
Ugh, who knows why these things happen?
"Ugh, who knows why these things happen?"
Superstore
Thanks, Deener. I appreciate that.
"Thanks, Deener. I appreciate that."
Superstore
She's been with the company a long time.
"She's been with the company a long time."
Superstore
Corporate wanted to relocate her.
"Corporate wanted to relocate her."
Superstore
[clears throat]
"[clears throat]"
Superstore
Well, I'm wearing your vest and I'm keeping it
"Well, I'm wearing your vest and I'm keeping it"
Superstore
So you have to wear that thing all the time?
"So you have to wear that thing all the time?"
Superstore
I have to charge it every eight hours,
"I have to charge it every eight hours,"
Superstore
because I've heard at some weddings
"because I've heard at some weddings"
Superstore
they don't have enough shrimp, and some...
"they don't have enough shrimp, and some..."
Superstore
I'm doing a lot of wedding planning this week
"I'm doing a lot of wedding planning this week"
Superstore
Wait, what? Why?
"Wait, what? Why?"
Superstore
He agreed to do all of my invitations.
"He agreed to do all of my invitations."
Superstore
[sighing happily]
"[sighing happily]"
Superstore
I guess I should've pushed back more when
"I guess I should've pushed back more when"
Superstore
corporate made me hire her, but I just thought
"corporate made me hire her, but I just thought"
Superstore
Dina hated her like, "I hate Mondays."
"Dina hated her like, "I hate Mondays.""
Superstore
But no, she wants to follow Monday home,
"But no, she wants to follow Monday home,"
Superstore
Well, at least I put my foot down.
"Well, at least I put my foot down."
Superstore
Hopefully. How was the union meeting?
"Hopefully. How was the union meeting?"
Superstore
down the aisle to "The Hamster Dance."
"down the aisle to "The Hamster Dance.""
Superstore
for some reason they listen to him.
"for some reason they listen to him."
Superstore
I think it's 'cause he's tall.
"I think it's 'cause he's tall."
Superstore
I just feel so useless.
"I just feel so useless."
Superstore
Okay, you can't grapple with it once it's down.
"Okay, you can't grapple with it once it's down."
Superstore
- What? - Yeah.
"- What? - Yeah."
Superstore
Just loft...
"Just loft..."
Superstore
[gasps]
"[gasps]"
Superstore
Makes sense. He loves being better
"Makes sense. He loves being better"
Superstore
at stuff than people.
"at stuff than people."
Superstore
[phone ringing] Oh, crap.
"[phone ringing] Oh, crap."
Superstore
- My phone's in there. - Oh.
"- My phone's in there. - Oh."
Superstore
Yeah, well, but we... we really need the numbers, and I...
"Yeah, well, but we... we really need the numbers, and I..."
Superstore
As in, you and me?
"As in, you and me?"
Superstore
Yeah, just, you know, just quickly to go over what to say.
"Yeah, just, you know, just quickly to go over what to say."
Superstore
Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Superstore
get the guys back on board, we go celebrate for dinner.
"get the guys back on board, we go celebrate for dinner."
Superstore
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Superstore
Meet me at my car.
"Meet me at my car."
Superstore
I'll put together a playlist.
"I'll put together a playlist."
Superstore
Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers.
"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers."
Superstore
Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me...
"Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me..."
Superstore
- How many enemies do you have? - 37.
"- How many enemies do you have? - 37."
Superstore
36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
"36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby."
Superstore
go about making someone quit.
"go about making someone quit."
Superstore
Just get her out of here
"Just get her out of here"
Superstore
and I'll stop doing things like this.
"and I'll stop doing things like this."
Superstore
That was Elias's.
"That was Elias's."
Superstore
Oh, well, that's fine.
"Oh, well, that's fine."
Superstore
Oh, Mateo, thank God you're here.
"Oh, Mateo, thank God you're here."
Superstore
Thin as prosciutto.
"Thin as prosciutto."
Superstore
and thank you.
"and thank you."
Superstore
Glen, let me help... Glen!
"Glen, let me help... Glen!"
Superstore
Oh, hey, uh...
"Oh, hey, uh..."
Superstore
- Colleen, right? - Yeah, Colleen.
"- Colleen, right? - Yeah, Colleen."
Superstore
with the "Neon Genesis" sticker.
"with the "Neon Genesis" sticker."
Superstore
Also a fan of my locker.
"Also a fan of my locker."
Superstore
I, um...
"I, um..."
Superstore
it's good enough for me.
"it's good enough for me."
Superstore
Has that just been sitting in your car all day?
"Has that just been sitting in your car all day?"
Superstore
what to say and then I go and I say it.
"what to say and then I go and I say it."
Superstore
it sounds natural. And that means...
"it sounds natural. And that means..."
Superstore
So, what should I know?
"So, what should I know?"
Superstore
and friendly lady
"and friendly lady"
Superstore
for some Lysol because the fish smell is escalating.
"for some Lysol because the fish smell is escalating."
Superstore
Okay.
"Okay."
Superstore
doesn't do anything like this again.
"doesn't do anything like this again."
Superstore
I mean, it's so bland.
"I mean, it's so bland."
Superstore
Nothing's accessorized.
"Nothing's accessorized."
Superstore
[groans] It looks like a baby did this.
"[groans] It looks like a baby did this."
Superstore
Oh, it's okay. I've got this.
"Oh, it's okay. I've got this."
Superstore
anyone's ever done for me.
"anyone's ever done for me."
Superstore
Have a heavenly day.
"Have a heavenly day."
Superstore
Very funny.
"Very funny."
Superstore
Aw, that's really generous.
"Aw, that's really generous."
Superstore
and need the dead fish, so...
"and need the dead fish, so..."
Superstore
I should give you my number.
"I should give you my number."
Superstore
Yes, okay, Dina did put me up to that,
"Yes, okay, Dina did put me up to that,"
Superstore
That's why you need to do something.
"That's why you need to do something."
Superstore
In the meantime, can you just not sleep with her?
"In the meantime, can you just not sleep with her?"
Superstore
but I couldn't stop myself from sleeping with Dina
"but I couldn't stop myself from sleeping with Dina"
Superstore
after I killed her birds.
"after I killed her birds."
Superstore
Are you seriously saying you can't promise
"Are you seriously saying you can't promise"
Superstore
you are sexy, and any guy would kill
"you are sexy, and any guy would kill"
Superstore
Well, I didn't put a lot of thought in it
"Well, I didn't put a lot of thought in it"
Superstore
because I didn't want to do it.
"because I didn't want to do it."
Superstore
drop it at her feet.
"drop it at her feet."
Superstore
did this just fall out of your pocket?"
"did this just fall out of your pocket?""
Superstore
All you have to do is plant some illegal drugs
"All you have to do is plant some illegal drugs"
Superstore
It's supposed to be a pyramid.
"It's supposed to be a pyramid."
Superstore
- I'm Syrian, not Egyptian. - Clearly.
"- I'm Syrian, not Egyptian. - Clearly."
Superstore
Sorry, she's not usually this bad.
"Sorry, she's not usually this bad."
Superstore
- [gasps] - Heavy stuff
"- [gasps] - Heavy stuff"
Superstore
Well, I mean there's always the option
"Well, I mean there's always the option"
Superstore
Maybe some one-on-one, a little Horse,
"Maybe some one-on-one, a little Horse,"
Superstore
or just, like, run some passing drills?
"or just, like, run some passing drills?"
Superstore
the... the... the announcement that you...
"the... the... the announcement that you..."
Superstore
- Oh... great, thanks, friend. - Anytime, buddy.
"- Oh... great, thanks, friend. - Anytime, buddy."
Superstore
Nice, let's do it! Shirts versus skins.
"Nice, let's do it! Shirts versus skins."
Superstore
- I'm wearing a shirt, so... - Okay, you know what, Marcus,
"- I'm wearing a shirt, so... - Okay, you know what, Marcus,"
Superstore
You need me, okay?
"You need me, okay?"
Superstore
who would chug a liter of barbecue sauce just
"who would chug a liter of barbecue sauce just"
Superstore
I think they are gonna listen to reason.
"I think they are gonna listen to reason."
Superstore
Come on, Amy. There's a very angry customer
"Come on, Amy. There's a very angry customer"
Superstore
- we need you to translate. - Get Cody to help.
"- we need you to translate. - Get Cody to help."
Superstore
Oh, my God. These dogs in bathing suits
"Oh, my God. These dogs in bathing suits"
Superstore
make me really uncomfortable.
"make me really uncomfortable."
Superstore
ask me out, maybe? Or...
"ask me out, maybe? Or..."
Superstore
Guys... is it... is it all guys?
"Guys... is it... is it all guys?"
Superstore
probably some reservations about this whole union thing,
"probably some reservations about this whole union thing,"
Superstore
just... just like, um, you know, better educated.
"just... just like, um, you know, better educated."
Superstore