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Clips from Superstore - Secret Shopper (S01E01)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 1, Episode 6 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 538 clips
Comedy

Credits

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Yeah, obstructed view is fine.
"Yeah, obstructed view is fine."
Superstore
Fired everyone.
"Fired everyone."
Superstore
- Like money? - No.
"- Like money? - No."
Superstore
I'd know.
"I'd know."
Superstore
Nah, that's never gonna work.
"Nah, that's never gonna work."
Superstore
Yeah, it's a terrible idea.
"Yeah, it's a terrible idea."
Superstore
being surpassed by your protégé.
"being surpassed by your protégé."
Superstore
and then stock Charcoal in Patio.
"and then stock Charcoal in Patio."
Superstore
I got that answer right on the test.
"I got that answer right on the test."
Superstore
So unless we want to spend the next few weeks being MapQuest,
"So unless we want to spend the next few weeks being MapQuest,"
Superstore
I'm not gonna live in fear of some corporate spy.
"I'm not gonna live in fear of some corporate spy."
Superstore
You don't still use MapQuest, do you?
"You don't still use MapQuest, do you?"
Superstore
- Cockapoo... - How old?
"- Cockapoo... - How old?"
Superstore
So I'll just leave you to your shopping.
"So I'll just leave you to your shopping."
Superstore
Sure it is.
"Sure it is."
Superstore
You know, they say my head looks amazing in hats.
"You know, they say my head looks amazing in hats."
Superstore
Yeah, that was cute and funny.
"Yeah, that was cute and funny."
Superstore
I can help you with that.
"I can help you with that."
Superstore
Uh, I got this, man.
"Uh, I got this, man."
Superstore
Yeah, that's why his nickname is "The Rapist."
"Yeah, that's why his nickname is "The Rapist.""
Superstore
What the was that?
"What the was that?"
Superstore
I just hope for your sake,
"I just hope for your sake,"
Superstore
but I'm just kind of one of those guys
"but I'm just kind of one of those guys"
Superstore
Good luck.
"Good luck."
Superstore
I mean, I'm being cool.
"I mean, I'm being cool."
Superstore
Jonah?
"Jonah?"
Superstore
before you go to Glenn, all right?
"before you go to Glenn, all right?"
Superstore
Yeah, so next time, do a better job of it.
"Yeah, so next time, do a better job of it."
Superstore
But there really is a policy.
"But there really is a policy."
Superstore
But I'm now trying to do a better job of saying it.
"But I'm now trying to do a better job of saying it."
Superstore
Bummer. Who died?
"Bummer. Who died?"
Superstore
Look who knows a lot about Cloud 9 store policies.
"Look who knows a lot about Cloud 9 store policies."
Superstore
Enough, all right?
"Enough, all right?"
Superstore
What you doing in here?
"What you doing in here?"
Superstore
You notice how Jonah
"You notice how Jonah"
Superstore
Do you know what else is in Illinois?
"Do you know what else is in Illinois?"
Superstore
Cloud 9 headquarters.
"Cloud 9 headquarters."
Superstore
I mean, now it makes sense how he beat my score
"I mean, now it makes sense how he beat my score"
Superstore
Um, I-I don't think so.
"Um, I-I don't think so."
Superstore
- Absolutely. - Really?
"- Absolutely. - Really?"
Superstore
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
Superstore
Excuse me, Dina? Have you seen Jonah?
"Excuse me, Dina? Have you seen Jonah?"
Superstore
Yes, but sometimes you say you're going to do things,
"Yes, but sometimes you say you're going to do things,"
Superstore
Dildos are on sale for 69 cents in aisle 69.
"Dildos are on sale for 69 cents in aisle 69."
Superstore
Oh...
"Oh..."
Superstore
'Cause he can't.
"'Cause he can't."
Superstore
Oh.
"Oh."
Superstore
- It's a plush toy... - Yeah, I know who Nosey is.
"- It's a plush toy... - Yeah, I know who Nosey is."
Superstore
No, no. No. No, thank you.
"No, no. No. No, thank you."
Superstore
from that place he always calls "an unassuming gem."
"from that place he always calls "an unassuming gem.""
Superstore
Why are you getting meatballs for Jonah?
"Why are you getting meatballs for Jonah?"
Superstore
What?
"What?"
Superstore
- Sorry, not this! - Turn it off!
"- Sorry, not this! - Turn it off!"
Superstore
The printers are right underneath...
"The printers are right underneath..."
Superstore
- Cool? - No, not cool!
"- Cool? - No, not cool!"
Superstore
Okay, all right.
"Okay, all right."
Superstore
Turn... I'm not touching anything!
"Turn... I'm not touching anything!"
Superstore
I flunked out of business school...
"I flunked out of business school..."
Superstore
And then I wanted a snack,
"And then I wanted a snack,"
Superstore
You are preaching to the choir.
"You are preaching to the choir."
Superstore
Um, Jonah? Jonah.
"Um, Jonah? Jonah."
Superstore
I wouldn't be surprised if he had CIA training.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he had CIA training."
Superstore
Spent a little time at The Farm.
"Spent a little time at The Farm."
Superstore
This is my favorite part.
"This is my favorite part."
Superstore
I know a camera when I see a camera.
"I know a camera when I see a camera."
Superstore
Man, the camera loves me.
"Man, the camera loves me."
Superstore
Excuse me, could you tell me where I can find the...
"Excuse me, could you tell me where I can find the..."
Superstore
Ah. I'm on the phone.
"Ah. I'm on the phone."
Superstore
I've been waiting for help for, like, 20 minutes.
"I've been waiting for help for, like, 20 minutes."
Superstore
I've been on hold for 40.
"I've been on hold for 40."
Superstore
But when the Chili Peppers come to town,
"But when the Chili Peppers come to town,"
Superstore
you do what it takes.
"you do what it takes."
Superstore
Is there a manager I could speak with?
"Is there a manager I could speak with?"
Superstore
Whatever it takes to see the Peppers.
"Whatever it takes to see the Peppers."
Superstore
What you watching? Stuff?
"What you watching? Stuff?"
Superstore
Corporate sent a secret shopper
"Corporate sent a secret shopper"
Superstore
to the Richmond Heights store.
"to the Richmond Heights store."
Superstore
- It did not go well. - I think the screen froze.
"- It did not go well. - I think the screen froze."
Superstore
Nah, he just stays like that for another 20 minutes.
"Nah, he just stays like that for another 20 minutes."
Superstore
Sir, excuse me.
"Sir, excuse me."
Superstore
I heard the Maplewood Commons got a secret shopper too.
"I heard the Maplewood Commons got a secret shopper too."
Superstore
Yeah, they cleaned house after.
"Yeah, they cleaned house after."
Superstore
Even the manager?
"Even the manager?"
Superstore
Especially the manager.
"Especially the manager."
Superstore
How do you get especially fired?
"How do you get especially fired?"
Superstore
Kirkwood got a secret shopper, but they did well.
"Kirkwood got a secret shopper, but they did well."
Superstore
All the associates got raises.
"All the associates got raises."
Superstore
Like they were lifted up into the air
"Like they were lifted up into the air"
Superstore
and waved around... yeah, money.
"and waved around... yeah, money."
Superstore
I wonder if they'll send one here.
"I wonder if they'll send one here."
Superstore
A secret shopper?
"A secret shopper?"
Superstore
I can always sniff out a fake.
"I can always sniff out a fake."
Superstore
The only way a secret shopper's getting past me
"The only way a secret shopper's getting past me"
Superstore
is if he doesn't even know he's a secret shopper.
"is if he doesn't even know he's a secret shopper."
Superstore
Like Harrison Ford in "Blade Runner."
"Like Harrison Ford in "Blade Runner.""
Superstore
I'm gonna say this one more time.
"I'm gonna say this one more time."
Superstore
Deckard was not a replicant.
"Deckard was not a replicant."
Superstore
Then explain the friggin' unicorn!
"Then explain the friggin' unicorn!"
Superstore
Director's Cut doesn't count!
"Director's Cut doesn't count!"
Superstore
I can't listen to
"I can't listen to"
Superstore
the "Blade Runner" debate one more time.
"the "Blade Runner" debate one more time."
Superstore
I would love for them to send a secret shopper.
"I would love for them to send a secret shopper."
Superstore
But then again, I got a 93
"But then again, I got a 93"
Superstore
on my last corporate policy test,
"on my last corporate policy test,"
Superstore
so nothing but net.
"so nothing but net."
Superstore
Mateo, those scores don't mean anything.
"Mateo, those scores don't mean anything."
Superstore
I don't know. 93 is pretty impressive.
"I don't know. 93 is pretty impressive."
Superstore
I got 100.
"I got 100."
Superstore
Really?
"Really?"
Superstore
Well, that was a hurtfully exaggerated "really."
"Well, that was a hurtfully exaggerated "really.""
Superstore
No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to sound bad.
"No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to sound bad."
Superstore
I just meant, you're not very good at your job.
"I just meant, you're not very good at your job."
Superstore
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
"Oh, okay. Well, thank you."
Superstore
Okay, guys, nothing else matters
"Okay, guys, nothing else matters"
Superstore
but this secret shopper, okay?
"but this secret shopper, okay?"
Superstore
We need a plan.
"We need a plan."
Superstore
I know.
"I know."
Superstore
What if we treated every customer
"What if we treated every customer"
Superstore
like they were the secret shopper?
"like they were the secret shopper?"
Superstore
This has got to be the lamest thing
"This has got to be the lamest thing"
Superstore