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Clips from Superstore - Video Game Release (S03E03)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 3, Episode 13 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 498 clips
Comedy
And we don't want to risk a trampling.
"And we don't want to risk a trampling."
Superstore
I just don't get how
"I just don't get how"
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I remember a glitch in the original "Donkey Kong"
"I remember a glitch in the original "Donkey Kong""
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My old best friend is currently in prison
"My old best friend is currently in prison"
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Ugh, hair gel and urine.
"Ugh, hair gel and urine."
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- You des... - Don't say "you deserve this."
"- You des... - Don't say "you deserve this.""
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I deserve to disembowel warlocks.
"I deserve to disembowel warlocks."
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Yes, you... do.
"Yes, you... do."
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Thank you so much for coming by.
"Thank you so much for coming by."
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- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
"- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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That is awesome!
"That is awesome!"
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That's all I wanted to say.
"That's all I wanted to say."
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and you know, you mean the world to me.
"and you know, you mean the world to me."
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- Okay. - That's...
"- Okay. - That's..."
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I mean, not the world, but a lot, you know?
"I mean, not the world, but a lot, you know?"
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You, you mean a lot to me.
"You, you mean a lot to me."
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Yeah, yeah, I can taste it.
"Yeah, yeah, I can taste it."
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If we could just, like, move, and make a line to the side.
"If we could just, like, move, and make a line to the side."
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And then people could pass on this side.
"And then people could pass on this side."
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Okay, guys, I really need you to make a line that way.
"Okay, guys, I really need you to make a line that way."
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Attention, all soft boys. Get off your butts,
"Attention, all soft boys. Get off your butts,"
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and move to the side, now!
"and move to the side, now!"
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The first person to step out of line
"The first person to step out of line"
Superstore
I think my bicep might be a little big for...
"I think my bicep might be a little big for..."
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Okay, you don't have to mock me.
"Okay, you don't have to mock me."
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There might be a false wall, you know?
"There might be a false wall, you know?"
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They're pretty much all hollow spots.
"They're pretty much all hollow spots."
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Maybe this is it?
"Maybe this is it?"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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- Right. - Good talking with you.
"- Right. - Good talking with you."
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- Okay. - He's a legend.
"- Okay. - He's a legend."
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I don't know, just small talk.
"I don't know, just small talk."
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Tell me everything he said.
"Tell me everything he said."
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Once again, mouth breathers, this is not personal.
"Once again, mouth breathers, this is not personal."
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This is not attacking any one individual.
"This is not attacking any one individual."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
Superstore
No, I think they give you access
"No, I think they give you access"
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are just going to magically get up and fold themselves?
"are just going to magically get up and fold themselves?"
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No, Glenn, because magic doesn't [bleep] exist!
"No, Glenn, because magic doesn't [bleep] exist!"
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But I'm feeding my child, so...
"But I'm feeding my child, so..."
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- Oh. - "I'm feeding my child, so."
"- Oh. - "I'm feeding my child, so.""
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Tell you what, why don't you take
"Tell you what, why don't you take"
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- Oh, is there any... - Almond milk.
"- Oh, is there any... - Almond milk."
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- Right. - Right.
"- Right. - Right."
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- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
"- Thank you. - Mm-hmm."
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- I never saw that. - "The Goonies"?
"- I never saw that. - "The Goonies"?"
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Answer it.
"Answer it."
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Amy? Amy?
"Amy? Amy?"
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- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.
"- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby."
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Yeah, I think the line is somewhere
"Yeah, I think the line is somewhere"
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Why can't they just do it in their cars,
"Why can't they just do it in their cars,"
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We eat cows.
"We eat cows."
Superstore
I want everybody to know, I am not with this guy.
"I want everybody to know, I am not with this guy."
Superstore
That explains "Border Hopper,"
"That explains "Border Hopper,""
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300 grams of sugar?
"300 grams of sugar?"
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flaunting their bare breasts. It's disgusting.
"flaunting their bare breasts. It's disgusting."
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Let's get your game signed and get out of here.
"Let's get your game signed and get out of here."
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We're on it. Have a heavenly day.
"We're on it. Have a heavenly day."
Superstore
Wait, you want me to be your wingman
"Wait, you want me to be your wingman"
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No, it's bowling.
"No, it's bowling."
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- Yeah. - Okay, then, just,
"- Yeah. - Okay, then, just,"
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hold on to the thing.
"hold on to the thing."
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Over, over.
"Over, over."
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It burns, it burns, it burns, it burns, get it off.
"It burns, it burns, it burns, it burns, get it off."
Superstore
This is just a witch's broom. Why would they recall this?
"This is just a witch's broom. Why would they recall this?"
Superstore
Oh, I remember this. Here.
"Oh, I remember this. Here."
Superstore
That's very funny, but I can't... I need your help.
"That's very funny, but I can't... I need your help."
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- I got you know, you... - Boom, oh, in your face!
"- I got you know, you... - Boom, oh, in your face!"
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That's enough of that.
"That's enough of that."
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- Naive and useless? - Mm-hmm.
"- Naive and useless? - Mm-hmm."
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- Whichever one you prefer. - Either way,
"- Whichever one you prefer. - Either way,"
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Progress, that's right.
"Progress, that's right."
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Ah.
"Ah."
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- Hi. - Hi.
"- Hi. - Hi."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Uh, I read the blueprints wrong.
"Uh, I read the blueprints wrong."
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Excuse us.
"Excuse us."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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I am not trying to shame anyone,
"I am not trying to shame anyone,"
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Oh, you're pathetic.
"Oh, you're pathetic."
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I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen.
"I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen."
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LOL."
"LOL.""
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I'm going to be a daddy.
"I'm going to be a daddy."
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So enjoy losing another DICE award to Troy Baker.
"So enjoy losing another DICE award to Troy Baker."
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So...
"So..."
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- It's over, huh? - Yeah.
"- It's over, huh? - Yeah."
Superstore
Oh, my God, I can't wait to decapitate somebody.
"Oh, my God, I can't wait to decapitate somebody."
Superstore
I kind of promised Kelly that I would meet her tonight.
"I kind of promised Kelly that I would meet her tonight."
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I can still smell them.
"I can still smell them."
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Yeah, I think I do.
"Yeah, I think I do."
Superstore
"Barbarian's Gate 3" is being released today,
""Barbarian's Gate 3" is being released today,"
Superstore
so I need everybody on their A-game,
"so I need everybody on their A-game,"
Superstore
as this store is going to be packed with video game nerds.
"as this store is going to be packed with video game nerds."
Superstore
Well, we're never going to totally prevent tramplings.
"Well, we're never going to totally prevent tramplings."
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Oh, no, obviously we're never going to have zero tramplings,
"Oh, no, obviously we're never going to have zero tramplings,"
Superstore
but we can have fewer tramplings.
"but we can have fewer tramplings."
Superstore
before we sell out?
"before we sell out?"
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Amy, employees can't reserve merchandise, you know this.
"Amy, employees can't reserve merchandise, you know this."
Superstore
- You're into video games? - After a long day of work,
"- You're into video games? - After a long day of work,"
Superstore
It's nice to have a glass of wine and reach into
"It's nice to have a glass of wine and reach into"
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a stable boy's chest and pull out his still-beating heart.
"a stable boy's chest and pull out his still-beating heart."
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Feed the birds.
"Feed the birds."
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murdering people is considered fun.
"murdering people is considered fun."
Superstore
I mean, what happened to all those innocent games?
"I mean, what happened to all those innocent games?"
Superstore
You know, like "Frogger," and "Qbert," and "Donkey Kong."
"You know, like "Frogger," and "Qbert," and "Donkey Kong.""
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Innocent? "Qbert" is about a big-nosed, creepily little
"Innocent? "Qbert" is about a big-nosed, creepily little"
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freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
"freak that commits suicide when things get hard."
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"Frogger" is basically a frog Holocaust.
""Frogger" is basically a frog Holocaust."
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where it looks like the ape has a penis.
"where it looks like the ape has a penis."
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Sometimes when I'm playing "The Sims," I give myself a family.
"Sometimes when I'm playing "The Sims," I give myself a family."
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Jesus Christ.
"Jesus Christ."
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The nerd smell is overwhelming.
"The nerd smell is overwhelming."
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It's like a potent blend of
"It's like a potent blend of"
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BO, pizza rolls, and misogyny.
"BO, pizza rolls, and misogyny."
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Hey, Dina, so I know that employees aren't supposed
"Hey, Dina, so I know that employees aren't supposed"
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to set aside merch, but I was just wondering
"to set aside merch, but I was just wondering"
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if maybe you'd want to make an exception
"if maybe you'd want to make an exception"
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for your best friend?
"for your best friend?"
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Ask her if I'm willing to "make an exception."
"Ask her if I'm willing to "make an exception.""
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I can't, I can't.
"I can't, I can't."
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