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Clips from Superstore - Safety Training (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 14 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 511 clips
Comedy

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Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Now, we all know the standard cheeses.
"Now, we all know the standard cheeses."
Superstore
- You knowhat's really good? - Grilled cheese.
"- You knowhat's really good? - Grilled cheese."
Superstore
Oh, my God, is that what this is?
"Oh, my God, is that what this is?"
Superstore
I don't have enough money for a prototype.
"I don't have enough money for a prototype."
Superstore
You're messing with my flow.
"You're messing with my flow."
Superstore
Ugh.
"Ugh."
Superstore
Dried milk.
"Dried milk."
Superstore
- That you're staring at. - No, I'm not star...
"- That you're staring at. - No, I'm not star..."
Superstore
- I'm not staring at anything. - Oh, sorry.
"- I'm not staring at anything. - Oh, sorry."
Superstore
and I'm an ass gal, so I guess I just assume
"and I'm an ass gal, so I guess I just assume"
Superstore
to a monster truck rally."
"to a monster truck rally.""
Superstore
January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?"
"January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?""
Superstore
Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can.
"Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can."
Superstore
Hey, girl.
"Hey, girl."
Superstore
No, because I joke around with everyone,
"No, because I joke around with everyone,"
Superstore
Oh oh!
"Oh oh!"
Superstore
- You didn't bolt the anchor? - There's bolts too?
"- You didn't bolt the anchor? - There's bolts too?"
Superstore
- You should go help him. - You want me to just
"- You should go help him. - You want me to just"
Superstore
- go up there and talk to him? - It's literally your job.
"- go up there and talk to him? - It's literally your job."
Superstore
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it."
Superstore
Yes.
"Yes."
Superstore
You did not have to take the blame for me.
"You did not have to take the blame for me."
Superstore
so that we can do a spit handshake.
"so that we can do a spit handshake."
Superstore
I think it's the pregnancy.
"I think it's the pregnancy."
Superstore
When I shattered my nose, I held out and got $1,000.
"When I shattered my nose, I held out and got $1,000."
Superstore
Don't worry about it. It's like I said.
"Don't worry about it. It's like I said."
Superstore
This was Amy's mess, and she needs to clean it up herself,
"This was Amy's mess, and she needs to clean it up herself,"
Superstore
I'll just text you tonight
"I'll just text you tonight"
Superstore
All right. Clean this up for real.
"All right. Clean this up for real."
Superstore
I went to business school for a year.
"I went to business school for a year."
Superstore
the assistant debate coach of an Ohio middle school.
"the assistant debate coach of an Ohio middle school."
Superstore
I'll take this.
"I'll take this."
Superstore
Okay, well, that is the real money.
"Okay, well, that is the real money."
Superstore
Hey, Amy.
"Hey, Amy."
Superstore
I mean, you just said it wasn't those things,
"I mean, you just said it wasn't those things,"
Superstore
What does that mean?
"What does that mean?"
Superstore
and things are all good on their end.
"and things are all good on their end."
Superstore
Uh, um...
"Uh, um..."
Superstore
We're gonna pass.
"We're gonna pass."
Superstore
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Superstore
Good sparring with you, buddy. All right.
"Good sparring with you, buddy. All right."
Superstore
Go!
"Go!"
Superstore
Damn it! Bad!
"Damn it! Bad!"
Superstore
- Compromising safety harness. - I was just loosening it.
"- Compromising safety harness. - I was just loosening it."
Superstore
Okay, but now you're not secure.
"Okay, but now you're not secure."
Superstore
I need you to back up...
"I need you to back up..."
Superstore
Sandra, you're on me!
"Sandra, you're on me!"
Superstore
you want a nice swaying motion.
"you want a nice swaying motion."
Superstore
so you're not expecting it.
"so you're not expecting it."
Superstore
That's not a bad idea.
"That's not a bad idea."
Superstore
- And you should be able to. - Okay.
"- And you should be able to. - Okay."
Superstore
$4,000.
"$4,000."
Superstore
and I just wanted to say I hope everything's okay.
"and I just wanted to say I hope everything's okay."
Superstore
I was wondering if you could climb in and get it out.
"I was wondering if you could climb in and get it out."
Superstore
Oh, did I say there was no point?
"Oh, did I say there was no point?"
Superstore
Sometimes I do that thing where I act like
"Sometimes I do that thing where I act like"
Superstore
Yeah, except for this time,
"Yeah, except for this time,"
Superstore
you wouldn't really be that far off.
"you wouldn't really be that far off."
Superstore
- No, no. - Uh-uh.
"- No, no. - Uh-uh."
Superstore
if Saint Patrick hadn't driven the snakes out of Ireland, so...
"if Saint Patrick hadn't driven the snakes out of Ireland, so..."
Superstore
Yes, but morally...
"Yes, but morally..."
Superstore
So if anything, lying in the first place
"So if anything, lying in the first place"
Superstore
Yeah, I was thinking maybe you could show the footage
"Yeah, I was thinking maybe you could show the footage"
Superstore
my hands were clean. I told everyone to meet,
"my hands were clean. I told everyone to meet,"
Superstore
I can't. I still know it's coming.
"I can't. I still know it's coming."
Superstore
So here's what we're gonna do.
"So here's what we're gonna do."
Superstore
Doesn't matter. Okay...
"Doesn't matter. Okay..."
Superstore
so unless there's some reason I just can't get my...
"so unless there's some reason I just can't get my..."
Superstore
cruises are gross.
"cruises are gross."
Superstore
Whoa, is that from the tornado?
"Whoa, is that from the tornado?"
Superstore
can you turn off the video, please?
"can you turn off the video, please?"
Superstore
- Stop the video! - What are you doing?
"- Stop the video! - What are you doing?"
Superstore
Just go when you say the word "go."
"Just go when you say the word "go.""
Superstore
Go on the word "go."
"Go on the word "go.""
Superstore
Ahh, damn it!
"Ahh, damn it!"
Superstore
I am secure, Sandra. And also, could you, like,
"I am secure, Sandra. And also, could you, like,"
Superstore
maybe move, like, two inches that way?
"maybe move, like, two inches that way?"
Superstore
You're in my space.
"You're in my space."
Superstore
Glenn told me to stay close to you.
"Glenn told me to stay close to you."
Superstore
And also, I'm terrified of heights,
"And also, I'm terrified of heights,"
Superstore
so I feel like the ground is always just kind of
"so I feel like the ground is always just kind of"
Superstore
- coming up at me... - Okay, fine, fine.
"- coming up at me... - Okay, fine, fine."
Superstore
It's just making this a lot more difficult.
"It's just making this a lot more difficult."
Superstore
- Oh! - Almost dropped sign.
"- Oh! - Almost dropped sign."
Superstore
Almost? Are you serious?
"Almost? Are you serious?"
Superstore
You're writing down almost mistakes now?
"You're writing down almost mistakes now?"
Superstore
- Now you're losing your temper. - No, I'm not losing my temper, Sandra.
"- Now you're losing your temper. - No, I'm not losing my temper, Sandra."
Superstore
I just don't think that you need to be writing down every single little thing.
"I just don't think that you need to be writing down every single little thing."
Superstore
Stop!
"Stop!"
Superstore
- No, you stop it. - Glenn gave that to me!
"- No, you stop it. - Glenn gave that to me!"
Superstore
- Back up, Sandra. - We're moving!
"- Back up, Sandra. - We're moving!"
Superstore
- We're going to die! - Oh, my God!
"- We're going to die! - Oh, my God!"
Superstore
Sandra, you're pushing me into the lever!
"Sandra, you're pushing me into the lever!"
Superstore
Sandra, snap out of it!
"Sandra, snap out of it!"
Superstore
Bloopers on a TV show are delightful.
"Bloopers on a TV show are delightful."
Superstore
But in the workplace, they can be dangerous.
"But in the workplace, they can be dangerous."
Superstore
So I thought that some of us
"So I thought that some of us"
Superstore
who have had a couple of incidents
"who have had a couple of incidents"
Superstore
could review some basic safety training.
"could review some basic safety training."
Superstore
Now, when would you put out one of these?
"Now, when would you put out one of these?"
Superstore
- On the holidays? - No.
"- On the holidays? - No."
Superstore
Anyone?
"Anyone?"
Superstore
Now, when you're cleaning up that spill,
"Now, when you're cleaning up that spill,"
Superstore
Think of it like you took your mop to a dance.
"Think of it like you took your mop to a dance."
Superstore
One, two, three.
"One, two, three."
Superstore
One, two, three.
"One, two, three."
Superstore
One, two, three. One, two, three.
"One, two, three. One, two, three."
Superstore
Okay, all right.
"Okay, all right."
Superstore
Whoa!
"Whoa!"
Superstore
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
Superstore
I'm trying to get injured.
"I'm trying to get injured."
Superstore
It's just hard to make myself do it.
"It's just hard to make myself do it."
Superstore
You know, the problem is, you can see it coming.
"You know, the problem is, you can see it coming."
Superstore
Yes, obviously that's the problem.
"Yes, obviously that's the problem."
Superstore
You know, maybe, and I'm just spitballing here,
"You know, maybe, and I'm just spitballing here,"
Superstore
but maybe you have someone else do it
"but maybe you have someone else do it"
Superstore
Do you think you could do it?
"Do you think you could do it?"
Superstore
Me? Wow.
"Me? Wow."
Superstore
Whoof, that's unexpected.
"Whoof, that's unexpected."
Superstore
Hmm, yeah, I'll do it. I'd be honored.
"Hmm, yeah, I'll do it. I'd be honored."
Superstore