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Clips from Superstore - Minor Crimes (S04E04)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 4, Episode 14 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 531 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Uh, to... to say goodbye.
"Uh, to... to say goodbye."
Superstore
Pretty emotional for a guy
"Pretty emotional for a guy"
Superstore
Yeah, you'd think he'd mention that part.
"Yeah, you'd think he'd mention that part."
Superstore
No, he's getting to it.
"No, he's getting to it."
Superstore
He's getting really good at it.
"He's getting really good at it."
Superstore
While you've been helping people find light bulbs
"While you've been helping people find light bulbs"
Superstore
and paper towels,
"and paper towels,"
Superstore
before we sweep.
"before we sweep."
Superstore
God, I just realized this is the last time
"God, I just realized this is the last time"
Superstore
I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
"I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings."
Superstore
- Aww. - And I finally get to stop
"- Aww. - And I finally get to stop"
Superstore
That's what you've been doing?
"That's what you've been doing?"
Superstore
Does this mean Dina's gonna be manager?
"Does this mean Dina's gonna be manager?"
Superstore
No, thank you.
"No, thank you."
Superstore
You rank us?
"You rank us?"
Superstore
And I'm below Marcus?
"And I'm below Marcus?"
Superstore
That's crazy. I'm the worst.
"That's crazy. I'm the worst."
Superstore
It's that kind of self-awareness
"It's that kind of self-awareness"
Superstore
- So who's taking over? - Well, I'm hoping it's Amy.
"- So who's taking over? - Well, I'm hoping it's Amy."
Superstore
- What? - Cool!
"- What? - Cool!"
Superstore
I have to get Laurie to interview me,
"I have to get Laurie to interview me,"
Superstore
Eh, she's made some comments.
"Eh, she's made some comments."
Superstore
Oh, here he does. Here he goes.
"Oh, here he does. Here he goes."
Superstore
Oh, I think it's done now.
"Oh, I think it's done now."
Superstore
It's, uh... uh, been a minute.
"It's, uh... uh, been a minute."
Superstore
Um, is your hair the same?
"Um, is your hair the same?"
Superstore
Yes.
"Yes."
Superstore
Nice to see you guys.
"Nice to see you guys."
Superstore
Ah, does he pour hot gravy down his pants?
"Ah, does he pour hot gravy down his pants?"
Superstore
Yeah, but he does it with his dad.
"Yeah, but he does it with his dad."
Superstore
and made love to Jerusha that day.
"and made love to Jerusha that day."
Superstore
Um, if he gets a hole punch,
"Um, if he gets a hole punch,"
Superstore
so whenever we don't use it,
"so whenever we don't use it,"
Superstore
Yeah, and I would have if I needed to, but I didn't.
"Yeah, and I would have if I needed to, but I didn't."
Superstore
Wait, so... so you told them
"Wait, so... so you told them"
Superstore
It's been, like, forever.
"It's been, like, forever."
Superstore
Uh, I'm still doing some physical therapy
"Uh, I'm still doing some physical therapy"
Superstore
I was wondering if, maybe, I could interview for the job.
"I was wondering if, maybe, I could interview for the job."
Superstore
Oh, wow. Okay.
"Oh, wow. Okay."
Superstore
to interview you, but I actually have
"to interview you, but I actually have"
Superstore
or, you know, if anything else opens up,
"or, you know, if anything else opens up,"
Superstore
Sorry, I just touched your boob.
"Sorry, I just touched your boob."
Superstore
But if you don't hear from me after that,
"But if you don't hear from me after that,"
Superstore
Stay strong.
"Stay strong."
Superstore
You'll be out before you know it.
"You'll be out before you know it."
Superstore
- What? - Yes!
"- What? - Yes!"
Superstore
Glenn, can I borrow $2,000 for sales tax?
"Glenn, can I borrow $2,000 for sales tax?"
Superstore
- Sure. - No, not on the coat...
"- Sure. - No, not on the coat..."
Superstore
Well, there would be if we broke it.
"Well, there would be if we broke it."
Superstore
Whoa. It sounds like you need to go
"Whoa. It sounds like you need to go"
Superstore
take a big, fat 17-B on her desk.
"take a big, fat 17-B on her desk."
Superstore
Eww. What are you talking about?
"Eww. What are you talking about?"
Superstore
Rule 17-B. 17-B?
"Rule 17-B. 17-B?"
Superstore
You can't just keep saying it...
"You can't just keep saying it..."
Superstore
should be granted an interview if...
"should be granted an interview if..."
Superstore
The point is you should get to make your case.
"The point is you should get to make your case."
Superstore
Laurie Neustadt, you are in violation of rule 17-B
"Laurie Neustadt, you are in violation of rule 17-B"
Superstore
of Cloud 9 hiring policy.
"of Cloud 9 hiring policy."
Superstore
or I file a 31-J with Kyle Robichot,
"or I file a 31-J with Kyle Robichot,"
Superstore
and you do not want me filing a 31-J with Kyle Robichot.
"and you do not want me filing a 31-J with Kyle Robichot."
Superstore
So that's your move?
"So that's your move?"
Superstore
So I don't really think that you are qualified,
"So I don't really think that you are qualified,"
Superstore
but, you know, it is your interview, so...
"but, you know, it is your interview, so..."
Superstore
I streamlined our go-backs process
"I streamlined our go-backs process"
Superstore
Um, are you scrolling a block of cheese?
"Um, are you scrolling a block of cheese?"
Superstore
Samuel L. Jackson, and uh,
"Samuel L. Jackson, and uh,"
Superstore
it's, uh... oh!
"it's, uh... oh!"
Superstore
Okay, you know who I'm talking about.
"Okay, you know who I'm talking about."
Superstore
He's in everything.
"He's in everything."
Superstore
He was in Harry Potter.
"He was in Harry Potter."
Superstore
- Daniel Radcliffe is British. - Yeah, I know. Okay?
"- Daniel Radcliffe is British. - Yeah, I know. Okay?"
Superstore
All right, I got a real grab bag!
"All right, I got a real grab bag!"
Superstore
I've got hammers and wrenches, crowbars.
"I've got hammers and wrenches, crowbars."
Superstore
- Glenn, Glenn. - Come on!
"- Glenn, Glenn. - Come on!"
Superstore
we're gonna have to do some damage.
"we're gonna have to do some damage."
Superstore
- All right. - Go get 'em.
"- All right. - Go get 'em."
Superstore
I... I think, uh, I think you wanna...
"I... I think, uh, I think you wanna..."
Superstore
You're more qualified than Glenn ever was.
"You're more qualified than Glenn ever was."
Superstore
No. Thank you, though.
"No. Thank you, though."
Superstore
for Glenn as manager.
"for Glenn as manager."
Superstore
You... you... uh, excuse me, Neustadt?
"You... you... uh, excuse me, Neustadt?"
Superstore
Not that it's any of your business, but yes,
"Not that it's any of your business, but yes,"
Superstore
Wow, you do not look old enough to be her son.
"Wow, you do not look old enough to be her son."
Superstore
Uh, mostly I am very excited to be done doing Postmates.
"Uh, mostly I am very excited to be done doing Postmates."
Superstore
Oh, my car reeks.
"Oh, my car reeks."
Superstore
if you're looking for graphics and raw processing power.
"if you're looking for graphics and raw processing power."
Superstore
I hate them!
"I hate them!"
Superstore
Okay, so I heard that if you look directly
"Okay, so I heard that if you look directly"
Superstore
into the scanner light, you instantly go blind.
"into the scanner light, you instantly go blind."
Superstore
'cause it wasn't about me being unqualified.
"'cause it wasn't about me being unqualified."
Superstore
or you'll go to corporate and tell them
"or you'll go to corporate and tell them"
Superstore
about her little nepotism hire.
"about her little nepotism hire."
Superstore
Hey, um, you're the floor supervisor, right?
"Hey, um, you're the floor supervisor, right?"
Superstore
Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
Superstore
Great, awesome, um.
"Great, awesome, um."
Superstore
- Can we talk? - No!
"- Can we talk? - No!"
Superstore
He... Blaine's great. Um, it's just...
"He... Blaine's great. Um, it's just..."
Superstore
you know, I've been thinking about it,
"you know, I've been thinking about it,"
Superstore
you're the most qualified person here, so...
"you're the most qualified person here, so..."
Superstore
I know, um, just before I say yes or no,
"I know, um, just before I say yes or no,"
Superstore
I just want to be clear.
"I just want to be clear."
Superstore
But if you're offering it to me because of...
"But if you're offering it to me because of..."
Superstore
Then, uh, you know, you don't have to do that.
"Then, uh, you know, you don't have to do that."
Superstore
Sorry, wait, I'm sorry.
"Sorry, wait, I'm sorry."
Superstore
- What do you mean? - Do I have the job?
"- What do you mean? - Do I have the job?"
Superstore
Well, no, I mean, that just...
"Well, no, I mean, that just..."
Superstore
only if you were offering it to me
"only if you were offering it to me"
Superstore
because of the drug thing,
"because of the drug thing,"
Superstore
because of my abilities,
"because of my abilities,"
Superstore
then...
"then..."
Superstore
So this is awkward.
"So this is awkward."
Superstore
he's always doing stuff with his hair.
"he's always doing stuff with his hair."
Superstore
Sometimes it's long, sometimes it's short.
"Sometimes it's long, sometimes it's short."
Superstore
No, no, no. He wasn't Batman.
"No, no, no. He wasn't Batman."
Superstore
- The Joker? - Yeah,
"- The Joker? - Yeah,"
Superstore
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Superstore
And then she just offered me the job.
"And then she just offered me the job."
Superstore
If they're going to hire me, I want it to be because
"If they're going to hire me, I want it to be because"
Superstore
I thought it would be more like $27,000.
"I thought it would be more like $27,000."
Superstore
Can you go with me on this one?
"Can you go with me on this one?"
Superstore