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Clips from Superstore - Angels and Mermaids (S03E03)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 3, Episode 11 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 571 clips
Comedy
if you're the one carrying the baby.
"if you're the one carrying the baby."
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my male parts don't turn into female parts.
"my male parts don't turn into female parts."
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If I wanted to avoid doing things with people I hate,
"If I wanted to avoid doing things with people I hate,"
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And believe me, I am only doing it for the money.
"And believe me, I am only doing it for the money."
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I would not be using hers.
"I would not be using hers."
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It just sucks that you have to get so many shots.
"It just sucks that you have to get so many shots."
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Well, I had the option of taking them orally.
"Well, I had the option of taking them orally."
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That's why.
"That's why."
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Um...
"Um..."
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Let's back that up real quick.
"Let's back that up real quick."
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with something a little more kid-friendly?
"with something a little more kid-friendly?"
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Like, I don't know, "Minions?"
"Like, I don't know, "Minions?""
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She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals.
"She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals."
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Mermaids are a lot like Green Day.
"Mermaids are a lot like Green Day."
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In fact, they used to call Green Day
"In fact, they used to call Green Day"
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- Is that true? - Mm-hmm.
"- Is that true? - Mm-hmm."
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Jonah, which puzzle seems more fun for the cabin?
"Jonah, which puzzle seems more fun for the cabin?"
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"Bubbling Mountain Brook," or "Ankylosaurs?"
""Bubbling Mountain Brook," or "Ankylosaurs?""
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Okay, I'm gonna go hide it so nobody else
"Okay, I'm gonna go hide it so nobody else"
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Ooh, good idea.
"Ooh, good idea."
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Randy's coming over.
"Randy's coming over."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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You're gonna be having sex on a jigsaw puzzle in the Ozarks,
"You're gonna be having sex on a jigsaw puzzle in the Ozarks,"
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and you're jealous of Randy?
"and you're jealous of Randy?"
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so that's just, you know, news to me, is all.
"so that's just, you know, news to me, is all."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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I'm just gonna void this, and I'll do another one.
"I'm just gonna void this, and I'll do another one."
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"Gestational surrogacy agreement."
""Gestational surrogacy agreement.""
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Okay, wait, you think I want to steal your kid?
"Okay, wait, you think I want to steal your kid?"
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It should be fine. It was the first one on Google.
"It should be fine. It was the first one on Google."
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Oh, look how cute!
"Oh, look how cute!"
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The treasure is seashells?
"The treasure is seashells?"
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I think you'd be a mer-man.
"I think you'd be a mer-man."
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Okay, fine, God made us.
"Okay, fine, God made us."
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It's too complicated.
"It's too complicated."
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No, I believe in evolution.
"No, I believe in evolution."
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We don't know that there were never unicorns.
"We don't know that there were never unicorns."
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A lot of people believe in angels!
"A lot of people believe in angels!"
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"Surrogate shall be reimbursed
""Surrogate shall be reimbursed"
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You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
"You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it."
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It's like a fat kid's fever dream.
"It's like a fat kid's fever dream."
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Mermaids is a little juvenile, don't you think?
"Mermaids is a little juvenile, don't you think?"
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Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party,
"Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party,"
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- Okay. - Bye.
"- Okay. - Bye."
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"I'm her actual mother."
""I'm her actual mother.""
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What does that even mean?
"What does that even mean?"
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and perfectly good parties.
"and perfectly good parties."
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I mean, mermaids is a better theme than Green Day.
"I mean, mermaids is a better theme than Green Day."
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- I like Green Day. - Really?
"- I like Green Day. - Really?"
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Name three of their songs.
"Name three of their songs."
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You are a very irritating person.
"You are a very irritating person."
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I just don't think that you should butt in.
"I just don't think that you should butt in."
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You... you butt in all the time.
"You... you butt in all the time."
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But I just wanted to make sure everything
"But I just wanted to make sure everything"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Yeah, mostly there's just a couple small, little nitpicky
"Yeah, mostly there's just a couple small, little nitpicky"
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things that might be worth discussing with Dina.
"things that might be worth discussing with Dina."
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Well, you know, I-I don't want to butt in, or...
"Well, you know, I-I don't want to butt in, or..."
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You think mermaids would be better?
"You think mermaids would be better?"
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just because she's your mom.
"just because she's your mom."
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She never listens to what I want.
"She never listens to what I want."
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"I am a grownup. I make my own decisions."
""I am a grownup. I make my own decisions.""
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Why don't we go talk to her together?
"Why don't we go talk to her together?"
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how you believed in angels,
"how you believed in angels,"
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celestial beings who look out for us.
"celestial beings who look out for us."
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No, they have halos and wings, they're angels.
"No, they have halos and wings, they're angels."
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Right.
"Right."
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I was just checking, so.
"I was just checking, so."
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Are they goat? Are they dog? I don't know what they are.
"Are they goat? Are they dog? I don't know what they are."
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- Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys! - Shh! Shh!
"- Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys! - Shh! Shh!"
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See? He's a nice guy.
"See? He's a nice guy."
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you're gonna need a machete
"you're gonna need a machete"
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- No. - Well, bring it on.
"- No. - Well, bring it on."
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so you better pray to God your CLE credits are up to date.
"so you better pray to God your CLE credits are up to date."
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Oh, is this whitefish?
"Oh, is this whitefish?"
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Kelly believes in 'em.
"Kelly believes in 'em."
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Well, I didn't ask about harps, but I assume...
"Well, I didn't ask about harps, but I assume..."
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I mean, I don't believe in angels,
"I mean, I don't believe in angels,"
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then I respect that, you know?
"then I respect that, you know?"
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Because I'm about to order a 22-foot sub,
"Because I'm about to order a 22-foot sub,"
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All right, I'm engaging meaningfully.
"All right, I'm engaging meaningfully."
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And you know what? I'm not going to college.
"And you know what? I'm not going to college."
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What? Huh? No, we didn't talk about that.
"What? Huh? No, we didn't talk about that."
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Just 'cause you're my mom doesn't mean that
"Just 'cause you're my mom doesn't mean that"
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or, I don't know, a monkey, maybe both.
"or, I don't know, a monkey, maybe both."
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Um, could we just quickly go back to the college thing...
"Um, could we just quickly go back to the college thing..."
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We had a reindeer in the store on Christmas.
"We had a reindeer in the store on Christmas."
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I fell into the indoor pool
"I fell into the indoor pool"
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And I mean,
"And I mean,"
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I sank like a brick.
"I sank like a brick."
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And I remember thinking I'd never seen my parents again.
"And I remember thinking I'd never seen my parents again."
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When suddenly, this figure appeared.
"When suddenly, this figure appeared."
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because he was, you know, in a pool?
"because he was, you know, in a pool?"
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I know what I saw.
"I know what I saw."
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wasn't, um, an angel.
"wasn't, um, an angel."
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Maybe what you saw was just a pasty hotel guest in a robe.
"Maybe what you saw was just a pasty hotel guest in a robe."
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So, I am sorry.
"So, I am sorry."
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she's gonna end up in jail,
"she's gonna end up in jail,"
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Uh, yeah, I don't...
"Uh, yeah, I don't..."
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I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent.
"I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent."
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Jail, probably.
"Jail, probably."
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Hey, what do you think about Bo?
"Hey, what do you think about Bo?"
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Uh, I think he is an interesting individual.
"Uh, I think he is an interesting individual."
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I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it.
"I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it."
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I don't think clowns do that any more,
"I don't think clowns do that any more,"
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You're funny.
"You're funny."
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Listen, I apologize if I overreacted.
"Listen, I apologize if I overreacted."
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Oh, thank God. Me too.
"Oh, thank God. Me too."
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- with Marcus in a few minutes. - What?
"- with Marcus in a few minutes. - What?"
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What?
"What?"
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- Why would you... - There's just an attraction
"- Why would you... - There's just an attraction"
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Who knows?
"Who knows?"
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Amy and I think you need
"Amy and I think you need"
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means getting rid of Bo.
"means getting rid of Bo."
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Wait, what?
"Wait, what?"
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I can't believe you guys.
"I can't believe you guys."
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The same rules as last time?
"The same rules as last time?"
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And as soon as I give Sandra the shot,
"And as soon as I give Sandra the shot,"
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Oh, oh, oh, well, you know what else is happening?
"Oh, oh, oh, well, you know what else is happening?"
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Glenn, you obviously don't want to use Sandra.
"Glenn, you obviously don't want to use Sandra."
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