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Clips from Superstore - Shots and Salsa (S01E01)

"- We sing this song. - Oh, yeah!"
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"Cloud 9."
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"Eight, seven, six, five,"
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"Blast off!"
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"No."
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"for a free sample of Señor Cloud salsa."
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"Why is she talking like Speedy Gonzales?"
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"I'm saying don't help anyone in this store."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"All right."
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"- I'm gonna say something. - Don't do it."
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"'Cause a lot of 'em are saying they do plaque control."
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"Okay, well, um..."
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"I thought that was a good thing."
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"Um, it's not."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, am I tough?"
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"Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist."
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"I have to be tough, or people die."
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"All right, yeah."
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"you know where to find me."
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"to ask you to put on that accent, right?"
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"I'm merely suggesting that maybe you don't need to resort..."
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"Ooh, is that Mexican ketchup?"
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"Gracias, señorita."
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"Ow! Damn it!"
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"I-I-I feel awful."
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"One moment."
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"I am trying to."
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"I'm building houses for poor people!""
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"Right this way."
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"Thanks a lot, guys."
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"Okay, yes,"
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"Ageism is just as racist as racism."
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"Okay, let's get back out there,"
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"Amy, could you stick around for a second?"
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"People are not gonna buy salsa from you"
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"It's still weird. No."
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"Okay. Yeah, okay."
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"It happens to the best of us."
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"- Okay. - Lionel Richie."
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"Es muy autentica."
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"It is just like the salsa"
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"Gracias, Jose."
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"Well, ma'am..."
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"To put it into perspective,"
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"Gracias, gracias, we are so happy you liked our dance,"
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"but it is also important to remember that"
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"I hope you learned that no good deed"
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"I can't do this."
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"- Tough day, huh? - Yeah."
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"When I say cloud, you say nine. Cloud."
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"- Nine. - Cloud."
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"- Nine. - When I say team, you say work."
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"- Team! Team! - Work. Work."
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"- Are we cloud one? - No!"
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"- Are we cloud two? - No!"
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"- Are we cloud three? - No!"
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"Are we cloud..."
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"This chant seems a little on the long side."
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"Gets longer every year."
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"When I first started here, we would just"
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"put our hands in the middle and go, "Yay.""
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"No!"
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"Are we Cloud 9?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah! The customer's always right."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- They are not wrong. - Oh, yeah!"
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"- And that is why. - Oh, yeah!"
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"We are Cloud 9."
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"four, three, two, one!"
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"Now give me a "C"!"
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"C!"
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"Before we open, I need a volunteer"
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"to hand out samples of the new"
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"Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud."
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"Yes, right here. I'll do it."
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"Yes, perfect, and I don't mean"
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"just because you're Mexican."
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"I'm actually Filipino."
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"Okay, let's consider all our options."
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"Um, Amy, I've got a feeling this is right up your alley."
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"Because I'm Latina?"
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"No, it has nothing to do with race."
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"You just have a certain natural spiciness."
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"Okay, you know, fine, I'll just, uh,"
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"pick someone at random."
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"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo."
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"Jesus saved us long ago."
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"Don't believe me, what a shame."
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"Judgment day you'll be in flames."
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"- The other Latina? - What?"
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"I could do it."
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"That'd be hilarious."
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"You should dress like a matador."
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"Honestly, it's fine."
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"It beats a day of dressing room duty."
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"Thank you. Think fast!"
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"Mexico hat!"
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"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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"be sure to stop by grocery"
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"available in medium, mild, ay-yi-yi picante,"
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"and I'm almost positive that was written down wrong."
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"Yes, Señor Cloud salsa"
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"is very good for parties."
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"And there are so many flavors."
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"She is from Kansas City."
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"I should say something to her."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Do not get involved in things that don't concern you."
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"People here are quicksand. They will suck you in."
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"So you're saying never help anyone?"
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"Within these walls, helping is quicksand."
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"You know, it's funny that you mention walls."
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"Because that summer that I spent doing Habitat for Humanity,"
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"I was literally building..."
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"- What? - You know,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I try not to say words like "hammer""
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