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Clips from Superstore - Viral Video (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 8 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 547 clips
Comedy

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Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
as most of you may have heard, has been let go,
"as most of you may have heard, has been let go,"
Superstore
We don't need to do that. That's... I think the lesson here
"We don't need to do that. That's... I think the lesson here"
Superstore
people wouldn't fart in cups, but we live in the real world.
"people wouldn't fart in cups, but we live in the real world."
Superstore
and they can be pretty edgy.
"and they can be pretty edgy."
Superstore
Uh, why self-police when you can have actual police?
"Uh, why self-police when you can have actual police?"
Superstore
Hey, guys. It's your girl, Kelly.
"Hey, guys. It's your girl, Kelly."
Superstore
Kelly's Instagram videos. They're adorable.
"Kelly's Instagram videos. They're adorable."
Superstore
But it probably was someone's birthday.
"But it probably was someone's birthday."
Superstore
It's your girl, Kelly.
"It's your girl, Kelly."
Superstore
I sent out a mass email to all our rewards customers,
"I sent out a mass email to all our rewards customers,"
Superstore
Could be them. That's their style.
"Could be them. That's their style."
Superstore
An employee's inventing fake customers.
"An employee's inventing fake customers."
Superstore
It'd be almost impossible to trace.
"It'd be almost impossible to trace."
Superstore
Really? Who?
"Really? Who?"
Superstore
Ned Duracell.
"Ned Duracell."
Superstore
Wow!
"Wow!"
Superstore
Cheyenne? I need your help
"Cheyenne? I need your help"
Superstore
Don't want anyone tracking me.
"Don't want anyone tracking me."
Superstore
I only use the Internet for two things:
"I only use the Internet for two things:"
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buying birdseed, watching porn.
"buying birdseed, watching porn."
Superstore
Are you asking me, or telling me I have to?
"Are you asking me, or telling me I have to?"
Superstore
I'm telling you you have to,
"I'm telling you you have to,"
Superstore
Are you sure?
"Are you sure?"
Superstore
- Are you doing it again? - Yeah.
"- Are you doing it again? - Yeah."
Superstore
with a bad wheel?
"with a bad wheel?"
Superstore
Check it out!
"Check it out!"
Superstore
I'm just having a little breakfast,
"I'm just having a little breakfast,"
Superstore
the most important meal of the day,
"the most important meal of the day,"
Superstore
- Oh. - Well, they're fun, Jonah.
"- Oh. - Well, they're fun, Jonah."
Superstore
Do you happen to know where Kelly lives?
"Do you happen to know where Kelly lives?"
Superstore
I-I wasn't, like, trying to not tell you or anything.
"I-I wasn't, like, trying to not tell you or anything."
Superstore
Jonah, relax. It's fine.
"Jonah, relax. It's fine."
Superstore
- Kelly's sweet. - She is.
"- Kelly's sweet. - She is."
Superstore
And besides, I'm kind of relieved.
"And besides, I'm kind of relieved."
Superstore
I couldn't figure out why you liked those dumb videos.
"I couldn't figure out why you liked those dumb videos."
Superstore
It's not exactly a TED talk.
"It's not exactly a TED talk."
Superstore
And why would I be jealous of her videos?
"And why would I be jealous of her videos?"
Superstore
Oh, she filmed herself microwaving ramen
"Oh, she filmed herself microwaving ramen"
Superstore
Yeah, she's Sofia Coppola.
"Yeah, she's Sofia Coppola."
Superstore
Fine. Then do it.
"Fine. Then do it."
Superstore
loser has to clean the rat traps.
"loser has to clean the rat traps."
Superstore
Me winning bets.
"Me winning bets."
Superstore
- Sick burn. - Shut up!
"- Sick burn. - Shut up!"
Superstore
Oh, look! It's a two-for-one sale!
"Oh, look! It's a two-for-one sale!"
Superstore
How long have you been doing this?
"How long have you been doing this?"
Superstore
about his email address, so I did some digging
"about his email address, so I did some digging"
Superstore
I know, right?
"I know, right?"
Superstore
There he is. Martin Nestle, CEO.
"There he is. Martin Nestle, CEO."
Superstore
Huh.
"Huh."
Superstore
That looks like the guy from "Twilight."
"That looks like the guy from "Twilight.""
Superstore
You saw "Twilight?"
"You saw "Twilight?""
Superstore
I mean...
"I mean..."
Superstore
I guess it kinda looks like him
"I guess it kinda looks like him"
Superstore
Excuse me, ma'am.
"Excuse me, ma'am."
Superstore
Do you have a moment to watch a short video?
"Do you have a moment to watch a short video?"
Superstore
Oh, I'm sorry. I just moved here from Tampa.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just moved here from Tampa."
Superstore
'Cause I'm trying to prove to Jonah
"'Cause I'm trying to prove to Jonah"
Superstore
Jeez, Garrett, get with it.
"Jeez, Garrett, get with it."
Superstore
about which "Longmire" character you are.
"about which "Longmire" character you are."
Superstore
Hang on.
"Hang on."
Superstore
Elias went on a date with two women?
"Elias went on a date with two women?"
Superstore
- Just three people. - Oh.
"- Just three people. - Oh."
Superstore
Hey, Glenn, there's a customer here
"Hey, Glenn, there's a customer here"
Superstore
Yeah, I don't have that technology.
"Yeah, I don't have that technology."
Superstore
and I think I may have given the wrong email.
"and I think I may have given the wrong email."
Superstore
While I have you on the phone,
"While I have you on the phone,"
Superstore
what'd you think of the employee
"what'd you think of the employee"
Superstore
who signed you up?
"who signed you up?"
Superstore
What are you saying about me?
"What are you saying about me?"
Superstore
h-have a heavenly day.
"h-have a heavenly day."
Superstore
Oh.
"Oh."
Superstore
Lost the trace.
"Lost the trace."
Superstore
and in every episode he just lists
"and in every episode he just lists"
Superstore
Remember Anna who had to leave to take care of her sick mom?
"Remember Anna who had to leave to take care of her sick mom?"
Superstore
She should've fixed her face first.
"She should've fixed her face first."
Superstore
- Yeah. - Oh, whoops.
"- Yeah. - Oh, whoops."
Superstore
What is this?
"What is this?"
Superstore
Just a woman going insane.
"Just a woman going insane."
Superstore
Don't even think about it.
"Don't even think about it."
Superstore
And some frozen peas full of vitamin C!
"And some frozen peas full of vitamin C!"
Superstore
Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself.
"Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself."
Superstore
Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself.
"Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself."
Superstore
So?
"So?"
Superstore
Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
Superstore
Yeah, definitely.
"Yeah, definitely."
Superstore
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Superstore
- Definitely. - Yeah.
"- Definitely. - Yeah."
Superstore
That was my Audrey II voice.
"That was my Audrey II voice."
Superstore
We'll go up to the Beef Barn
"We'll go up to the Beef Barn"
Superstore
Oh, so lucky!
"Oh, so lucky!"
Superstore
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Superstore
I'm feeling less jealous.
"I'm feeling less jealous."
Superstore
a better way to cook...
"a better way to cook..."
Superstore
Head into the kitchen where we make our tasty treats.
"Head into the kitchen where we make our tasty treats."
Superstore
What would it take to get you to sleep with Elias?
"What would it take to get you to sleep with Elias?"
Superstore
I have a figure for everyone here.
"I have a figure for everyone here."
Superstore
What about Glenn?
"What about Glenn?"
Superstore
There's not enough money in the world.
"There's not enough money in the world."
Superstore
Look at what I ate for lunch today.
"Look at what I ate for lunch today."
Superstore
I don't think she saw the rats.
"I don't think she saw the rats."
Superstore
Well, only the lucky ones, I guess.
"Well, only the lucky ones, I guess."
Superstore
Nope.
"Nope."
Superstore
I would... love to visit Martin.
"I would... love to visit Martin."
Superstore
- Yep. - And I only posted it
"- Yep. - And I only posted it"
Superstore
Yeah. I guess you are.
"Yeah. I guess you are."
Superstore
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
"Oh, my God. Thank you so much."
Superstore
Again, didn't know the rats were there.
"Again, didn't know the rats were there."
Superstore
Why did you have to make a video at all?
"Why did you have to make a video at all?"
Superstore
- Is it about fame? - No!
"- Is it about fame? - No!"
Superstore
Murdering a clown.
"Murdering a clown."
Superstore
What?
"What?"
Superstore
we shouldn't post online.
"we shouldn't post online."
Superstore
Is that a new earring?
"Is that a new earring?"
Superstore
that could get a bunch of views.
"that could get a bunch of views."
Superstore
- Jonah and Kelly? - Whoa!
"- Jonah and Kelly? - Whoa!"
Superstore
We were gonna keep that a secret.
"We were gonna keep that a secret."
Superstore
And 11 stitches there.
"And 11 stitches there."
Superstore
it's the most beautiful song you've ever heard.
"it's the most beautiful song you've ever heard."
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It is. It is cool.
"It is. It is cool."
Superstore
Gosh.
"Gosh."
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