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Clips from Superstore - Tornado (S02E02)

"So we're... we're not sure if it's the same raccoon,"
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"Oh, no, no. You guys are fine."
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"It's just another example of corporate greed run amok."
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"Last night, I accidently told Amy she was sexy,"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"That's something a crazy person would do."
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""Hey, you're not sexy.""
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"Walk where?"
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"Asian Alliance?"
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"No, I was saying your name."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, uh, uh!"
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"I'm sorry, I-I... I'm cleaning it up!"
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"- Ow! - No, stop!"
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"I'm not a lesbian."
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"Why?"
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"I mean..."
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"How about we rank people?"
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"The National Weather Service"
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"has issued a heightened tornado watch"
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"- are expected... - Important information"
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"this fabulous cardigan herself,"
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"beige, sexy Cabriolet, your lights are on."
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"Subtle."
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"I'm just talking how I talk."
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"Dina said she didn't care"
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"if I'm the one who gets laid off."
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"You're sleeping together."
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"Okay, then it's not weird."
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"Okay, so..."
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"We're just gonna wind up splitting the vote,"
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"You're not a slut, Justine, stop trying to seem interesting."
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"She stole my boyfriend, and she's bad at zoning."
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"Where'd he go? Mine's already filled out."
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"♪ Been that way for all my time ♪"
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"We have an alliance."
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"Right, buddy?"
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"What is that? What is going on?"
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"No, guys. It's Color Wars."
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"This is just a warning."
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"What do we do if the tornado hits us?"
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"No, no, no. That's an earthquake."
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"- No... - Hold on to me."
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"there's a tornado warning, and..."
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"I know you know how..."
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"anyway."
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"This kinda puts things in perspective, huh?"
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"Makes getting fired seem not so bad."
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"No. 'Cause all that money's gonna have to go towards food."
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"I'm not here to make friends, Cody."
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"Hate the game, not the player."
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"You're gonna die alone."
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"Hmm, guess we'll have to flip for it."
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"Well... who do you want to have the helmet?"
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"All right, so you have a chance to give somebody"
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"Well, nothing, just..."
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"and you're never supposed to hide under an overpass."
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"I'm just talking to comfort you."
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"It's very strong, it's very sturdy."
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"I..."
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"Well..."
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"Hey, let's all sing a song."
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"♪ Horsey's in the barn ♪"
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"We're gonna be fine."
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"- The one pack? - Yeah."
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"Oh, [bleep]."
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"Dear Lord Jesus,"
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"The festive designs from Caribbean designer"
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"You lost the flip!"
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"Why?"
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"Because there's an emotional component to sex!"
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"Come on! Run! Run!"
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"I love you, Jeff!"
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"I love you."
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"But I didn't want to die without letting you know how I feel!"
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"$49.99? Can we sell it that low?"
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"Thank you..."
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"Yup."
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"All right, listen up!"
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"- Darren! - Yeah."
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"Likewise."
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"Hey! Do you, uh..."
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"guys feel like getting a drink?"
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"I think we should call ourselves the horsemen."
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"or a cousin, or just a brand-new raccoon..."
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"Jonah."
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"Yeah, I have a question about the layoffs."
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"Yes!"
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"Whoa, wait. There's layoffs?"
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"When did this happen?"
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"We found out at Cheyenne's wedding."
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"So when are your testicles gonna drop so you'll tell us..."
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"Hold up! Follow up question..."
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"Why wasn't I invited to your wedding?"
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"We were keeping it small."
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"- It was nice though. - Thanks."
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"Who are you?"
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"Alisha. I started last week."
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"Oh!"
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"Glenn, why don't you just tell everybody who's getting laid off."
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"- Yeah, we want to know now. - I don't know."
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"But... but I have until the end of the day to decide."
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"So in the meantime, a few words about firework safety."
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"No one cares about firework safety!"
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"Exactly!"
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"Glenn, it's not fair to make everyone wait until the end of the day."
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"Okay, I'll... I'll tell you as soon as I decide, but..."
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"in the meantime, let's just try and forget it,"
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"No, in fact,"
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"let's have the best day ever!"
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"Okay? 'Cause for six of you, it's gonna be your last."
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"The longer you drag out this decision,"
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"the worse it's gonna be for everyone."
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"I know, it's..."
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"I love all these people."
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"Hey..."
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"you just take all the time you need, okay?"
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"I haven't slept since yesterday"
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"- No! - Yeah."
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"I can't even eat."
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