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Clips from Superstore - Magazine Profile (S01E01)

"Oh, that is a super fun read."
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"I get tired, Glenn. I'm pregnant."
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"but, uh, some people might see them as insulting,"
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"Glennda, G-Nothing,"
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"I can bench 160."
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"If you see the reporter show up today,"
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"please let me know so I can hide."
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"That's pretty cocky."
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"And they really gonna come after me,"
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"I... I have lots of... What?"
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"I mean, maybe if the break room TV is broken"
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"You'll be fine."
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"♪ Sending tanks to our schools ♪"
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"♪ Fracking ♪"
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"Okay."
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"I just can't think of any other corporate jingles"
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"Think of it as "cashing in.""
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"Here's the deal, reporter."
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"I'm Amy. Hi."
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"Oh."
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"You're a pretty little kitty, aren't you?"
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"Um, how about we start the tour?"
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"If you'll follow me, please. Right this way."
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"Wowzers, Glenn. That's a great quote."
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"This guy, he doesn't want"
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"He wants to organize the store by lifestyle."
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"There would be an aisle for veterans."
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"Oh, uh, yeah."
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"Framples!"
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"For "shopping cart.""
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"I love that."
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"Mm. Creative and humble."
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"Okay. That's great, Brian."
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"Here you go."
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"I do not think you're cute."
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"Aww, don't fwink we don't fwike you."
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"It's been described as a lot of things,"
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"like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!"
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"I get it. You don't want to sell out."
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"to high school, even though I make it work,"
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"and I still look really cute?"
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"Want to chug these cream sodas like two really good bros?"
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"Does it matter?"
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"Personally, I like those."
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"Hey. What's up with that?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I am sorry."
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"you probably wouldn't have been cool with it."
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"Ugh."
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"and suck 'em out."
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"- I know. - It is disgusting."
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"And there's just one thing left to say."
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"No, no, that's not... no."
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"No. No, that's not..."
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"Drink it in."
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"No..."
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"But also daring to not..."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Oh, God."
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"Yeah. Terrific."
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"Really?"
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"You know what?"
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"the prize is a $10 Cloud 9 gift card."
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"with your fancy-ass lawyer words."
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"For the record..."
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"I'm so excited."
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"Hot off the press."
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"I made the cover."
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"Attention."
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""Minimum wage is maximum fun!""
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"Attention!"
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"Okay, everybody look over at me now."
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"Okay, that's as loud as my voice goes, so I'm..."
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"I'm not sure what to do here."
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"I would definitely kill a wolf."
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"Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Okay."
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"Today is a, uh, very exciting day,"
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"because "Stratus" is doing a profile on our store."
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"Yeah, ooh!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"What's "Stratus"?"
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"Um, only our internal corporate magazine!"
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""Magazine" isn't exactly accurate."
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"It's more like misleading propaganda."
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"No, it's not!"
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"It is!"
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"A Guide to Injuries on the Job.""
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"Ooh, there's a jingle-writing contest."
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"Bo could enter that."
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"If he won, he could stop dancing for his mom's friends."
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"It's my responsibility to show the reporter around,"
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"so, please, let's put our best foot forward, okay?"
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"Cheyenne, that means no falling asleep"
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"in the bedding department."
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"Not today, you're not!"
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"Okay."
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"Uh, oh, and Sal, I'm gonna need you"
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"to take the creepiness down to about a two, okay?"
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"Garrett, um, I love those nicknames"
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"you come up with for me,"
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"so why don't you just get 'em out of your system now?"
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"Glenngarry Glenn Loss,"
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"Glennema,"
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"Glenntil Soup,"
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"TransGlennder."
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"Oh, that's a new one."
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"You got to keep this reporter away from me."
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"I hate reporters."
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"My school paper once misidentified me"
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"as a scoliosis victim."
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"I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?"
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"165 in the right situation."
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"Okay!"
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"Do it for the old, uh..."
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"G-Spot!"
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"See?"
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"You're not the only one who's good at nicknames."
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"I do not want them to put me on the cover."
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"Oh, it's not ego."
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"These corporate magazines love"
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