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Clips from Superstore - Maternity Leave (S04E04)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 4, Episode 6 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 545 clips
Comedy
That was a surprise.
"That was a surprise."
Superstore
Glenn, this really is not a good time.
"Glenn, this really is not a good time."
Superstore
What?
"What?"
Superstore
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
"Are you [bleep] kidding me?"
Superstore
I guess I'll see you soon.
"I guess I'll see you soon."
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Thanks. And...
"Thanks. And..."
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your shift started an hour ago.
"your shift started an hour ago."
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Okay, bye-bye.
"Okay, bye-bye."
Superstore
I can't believe you have to be here
"I can't believe you have to be here"
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I'm just exhausted and sore and hormonal,
"I'm just exhausted and sore and hormonal,"
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and I'm just a mess.
"and I'm just a mess."
Superstore
Honestly, you're... you're really beautiful.
"Honestly, you're... you're really beautiful."
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You look beautiful right now.
"You look beautiful right now."
Superstore
Do you wanna make out?
"Do you wanna make out?"
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It's what I thought.
"It's what I thought."
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I think that guy behind you is shoplifting.
"I think that guy behind you is shoplifting."
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I don't believe in shoes.
"I don't believe in shoes."
Superstore
Oh.
"Oh."
Superstore
Namaste.
"Namaste."
Superstore
Left... okay, wait, left where...
"Left... okay, wait, left where..."
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She's not wearing shoes.
"She's not wearing shoes."
Superstore
- I love it. - Yeah.
"- I love it. - Yeah."
Superstore
Nope, I went to a baby-naming website
"Nope, I went to a baby-naming website"
Superstore
Parker.
"Parker."
Superstore
real quick, you hired that woman Kimmer?
"real quick, you hired that woman Kimmer?"
Superstore
in no time.
"in no time."
Superstore
Just out of curiosity,
"Just out of curiosity,"
Superstore
Oh. Well, you know, 'cause we were thinking
"Oh. Well, you know, 'cause we were thinking"
Superstore
maybe we could do the interviews.
"maybe we could do the interviews."
Superstore
- Just like Jesus. - There you go.
"- Just like Jesus. - There you go."
Superstore
Okay, yes. You can do it.
"Okay, yes. You can do it."
Superstore
- Great. - I can't believe how
"- Great. - I can't believe how"
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- My big boys. - Little weird.
"- My big boys. - Little weird."
Superstore
Ugh.
"Ugh."
Superstore
I never get a chance to wear a tie,
"I never get a chance to wear a tie,"
Superstore
so I'm gonna go for it when I can.
"so I'm gonna go for it when I can."
Superstore
Y-you okay?
"Y-you okay?"
Superstore
Yeah, I'm not trying to flatter you or anything,
"Yeah, I'm not trying to flatter you or anything,"
Superstore
Amy, you're, uh...
"Amy, you're, uh..."
Superstore
you...
"you..."
Superstore
Sophomore year, there was a girl in my class
"Sophomore year, there was a girl in my class"
Superstore
But she's the mom.
"But she's the mom."
Superstore
I mean, I would probably do nothing,
"I mean, I would probably do nothing,"
Superstore
but I would want to do something.
"but I would want to do something."
Superstore
50. I basically ask anyone I meet.
"50. I basically ask anyone I meet."
Superstore
Oh, no. Everything on that resume is a lie.
"Oh, no. Everything on that resume is a lie."
Superstore
You two should've seen your faces.
"You two should've seen your faces."
Superstore
I don't!
"I don't!"
Superstore
let me know today?
"let me know today?"
Superstore
Just a medium-sized pass.
"Just a medium-sized pass."
Superstore
Hey Glenn, can I pump in here?
"Hey Glenn, can I pump in here?"
Superstore
I'll, uh, just get out of here
"I'll, uh, just get out of here"
Superstore
I'm just gonna sit and... No, no, it's-
"I'm just gonna sit and... No, no, it's-"
Superstore
It's just kind of a pressing situation.
"It's just kind of a pressing situation."
Superstore
would be strength.
"would be strength."
Superstore
Physical strength.
"Physical strength."
Superstore
Okay, so why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?
"Okay, so why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
Superstore
I'm just gonna sit in this one.
"I'm just gonna sit in this one."
Superstore
Did you look at yourself in the mirror before you came here?
"Did you look at yourself in the mirror before you came here?"
Superstore
God, these people are all terrible.
"God, these people are all terrible."
Superstore
Well, that's a real paradigm shift.
"Well, that's a real paradigm shift."
Superstore
I kinda like that Penny girl.
"I kinda like that Penny girl."
Superstore
take another job.
"take another job."
Superstore
I don't know that anybody's making that connection.
"I don't know that anybody's making that connection."
Superstore
And I'm gonna throw you guys in a Dumpster.
"And I'm gonna throw you guys in a Dumpster."
Superstore
Well, that sounds great, but
"Well, that sounds great, but"
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you're family.
"you're family."
Superstore
With coupons, you save $12.
"With coupons, you save $12."
Superstore
Ow. Ow. Ow.
"Ow. Ow. Ow."
Superstore
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Superstore
Oddly realistic.
"Oddly realistic."
Superstore
Excuse me, ah, are you guys still doing interviews
"Excuse me, ah, are you guys still doing interviews"
Superstore
I'll never know.
"I'll never know."
Superstore
or something, right?
"or something, right?"
Superstore
If you need anyone, just give me a call.
"If you need anyone, just give me a call."
Superstore
You're firing me?
"You're firing me?"
Superstore
'cause they can't handle the pressure.
"'cause they can't handle the pressure."
Superstore
I mean, that's...
"I mean, that's..."
Superstore
No, I don't know what that cry means, Adam.
"No, I don't know what that cry means, Adam."
Superstore
Parker, put your father on the ph...
"Parker, put your father on the ph..."
Superstore
Hey. Amy?
"Hey. Amy?"
Superstore
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Superstore
I am dealing with a lot today.
"I am dealing with a lot today."
Superstore
Sorry, you think that a bath bomb
"Sorry, you think that a bath bomb"
Superstore
- Amy... - No, you don't get to talk right now!
"- Amy... - No, you don't get to talk right now!"
Superstore
I have slept 90 minutes in three days.
"I have slept 90 minutes in three days."
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- Okay. - Yeah?
"- Okay. - Yeah?"
Superstore
Are you filming? Delete that.
"Are you filming? Delete that."
Superstore
I probably shouldn't have told Glenn to kill himself.
"I probably shouldn't have told Glenn to kill himself."
Superstore
Probably not.
"Probably not."
Superstore
Aren't you gonna tell me some inspiring story
"Aren't you gonna tell me some inspiring story"
Superstore
as what you're doing.
"as what you're doing."
Superstore
That's a little tip for you.
"That's a little tip for you."
Superstore
I'm sorry. I should not have unloaded on you like that.
"I'm sorry. I should not have unloaded on you like that."
Superstore
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Superstore
- Hello? - Amy! How ya been?
"- Hello? - Amy! How ya been?"
Superstore
Shh. Glenn, the baby just went to sleep.
"Shh. Glenn, the baby just went to sleep."
Superstore
Oh, yeah. Every day's an adventure, huh?
"Oh, yeah. Every day's an adventure, huh?"
Superstore
Hey, did you know that newborn girls can have a mini-period?
"Hey, did you know that newborn girls can have a mini-period?"
Superstore
I just got back from the hospital three hours ago;
"I just got back from the hospital three hours ago;"
Superstore
- I'm exhausted. - Yeah, uh, yeah, sure. Okay.
"- I'm exhausted. - Yeah, uh, yeah, sure. Okay."
Superstore
Uh, well, we'll just catch up at work.
"Uh, well, we'll just catch up at work."
Superstore
Okay, I'll see you in six weeks.
"Okay, I'll see you in six weeks."
Superstore
Yeah, sure. Or...
"Yeah, sure. Or..."
Superstore
today.
"today."
Superstore
So, apparently, a person doesn't qualify for leave
"So, apparently, a person doesn't qualify for leave"
Superstore
if they work here under a year.
"if they work here under a year."
Superstore
I know. I've been there 15 years.
"I know. I've been there 15 years."
Superstore
Yes, but when you were suspended for... you know...
"Yes, but when you were suspended for... you know..."
Superstore
Um, your clock was started over.
"Um, your clock was started over."
Superstore
Look, I'm sorry. I tried to fight it.
"Look, I'm sorry. I tried to fight it."
Superstore
But if you don't come in,
"But if you don't come in,"
Superstore
they are not gonna let me keep your job open.
"they are not gonna let me keep your job open."
Superstore
Okay.
"Okay."
Superstore
Well, then...
"Well, then..."
Superstore
try to hurry, 'cause technically
"try to hurry, 'cause technically"
Superstore
You were supposed to bring in doughnuts.
"You were supposed to bring in doughnuts."
Superstore
A lot of people were really angry.
"A lot of people were really angry."
Superstore
two days after having a baby.
"two days after having a baby."
Superstore
It's indicative of the disdain this culture has
"It's indicative of the disdain this culture has"
Superstore
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