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Clips from Superstore - Mall Closing (S05E05)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 5, Episode 4 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 574 clips
Comedy
is closing.
"is closing."
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[indistinct chatter]
"[indistinct chatter]"
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all the way to the airport to get Sbarro's?
"all the way to the airport to get Sbarro's?"
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I got my ears pierced at the Claire's there,
"I got my ears pierced at the Claire's there,"
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[indistinct chatter]
"[indistinct chatter]"
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It took my youth.
"It took my youth."
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It took my body.
"It took my body."
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that's great news for our store.
"that's great news for our store."
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Sorry I'm late.
"Sorry I'm late."
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Sedona changed everything for me.
"Sedona changed everything for me."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd
"So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd"
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I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere.
"I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere."
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We're giving away free ear piercings,
"We're giving away free ear piercings,"
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and I had them bring in the water fountain
"and I had them bring in the water fountain"
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The mall had all this stuff in one place?
"The mall had all this stuff in one place?"
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Well, I bumped up our sample stations.
"Well, I bumped up our sample stations."
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Okay, never mind. It was dumb.
"Okay, never mind. It was dumb."
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Oh, the place I said would be good for a double date.
"Oh, the place I said would be good for a double date."
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So you... you two went, just, uh... just the two of you.
"So you... you two went, just, uh... just the two of you."
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the signature dish, serves four.
"the signature dish, serves four."
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- Great, that sounds fun. - Ugh.
"- Great, that sounds fun. - Ugh."
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Well, I need something that's cash only
"Well, I need something that's cash only"
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And... and it wouldn't be charity.
"And... and it wouldn't be charity."
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So new subject, please.
"So new subject, please."
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So, uh, you guys watching
"So, uh, you guys watching"
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"Jersey Shore: Family Vacation"?
""Jersey Shore: Family Vacation"?"
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I'm not really watching anything.
"I'm not really watching anything."
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There are so many extra bodies in here,
"There are so many extra bodies in here,"
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to turn the thermostat down.
"to turn the thermostat down."
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No? How?
"No? How?"
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I mean, we have all this extra mall traffic.
"I mean, we have all this extra mall traffic."
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Yeah, well, mall people don't buy, they hang.
"Yeah, well, mall people don't buy, they hang."
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Well, I'm not exactly sure what rousting entails,
"Well, I'm not exactly sure what rousting entails,"
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Nice, I'll go warm up for the rousting.
"Nice, I'll go warm up for the rousting."
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Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs.
"Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs."
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Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café.
"Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café."
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♪ Five-star, gold-plated, VIP ♪
"♪ Five-star, gold-plated, VIP ♪"
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I'm gonna have to ask you...
"I'm gonna have to ask you..."
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I just didn't think you'd ever want to hang out at your mom's work.
"I just didn't think you'd ever want to hang out at your mom's work."
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in the parking lot of Tony Rotundo's,
"in the parking lot of Tony Rotundo's,"
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No, no. I-I-I can be cool.
"No, no. I-I-I can be cool."
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You know, there's free samples. It's dumb.
"You know, there's free samples. It's dumb."
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You love hummus.
"You love hummus."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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Oh, I'm not even gonna mention you.
"Oh, I'm not even gonna mention you."
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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Sounds chill.
"Sounds chill."
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[laughs] Totally.
"[laughs] Totally."
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Wait, is that about me?
"Wait, is that about me?"
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[cell phone chimes]
"[cell phone chimes]"
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You're okay. You're okay.
"You're okay. You're okay."
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Trust me, don't look back. It only adds to the shame.
"Trust me, don't look back. It only adds to the shame."
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It's like America's declared war on public spaces.
"It's like America's declared war on public spaces."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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Wait, really? That's Emma?
"Wait, really? That's Emma?"
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What, we're just gonna let her flout the rules?
"What, we're just gonna let her flout the rules?"
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I haven't gotten to spend much time with her lately.
"I haven't gotten to spend much time with her lately."
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I'm so busy at work.
"I'm so busy at work."
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she's just annoyed with me.
"she's just annoyed with me."
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Like, the other day I said, "You have a lovely smile."
"Like, the other day I said, "You have a lovely smile.""
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Because your mother has an objectively better smile.
"Because your mother has an objectively better smile."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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Although, 50 is a lot,
"Although, 50 is a lot,"
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Uh... oh, God.
"Uh... oh, God."
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[stammers] Maybe Cher doesn't have a Grammy.
"[stammers] Maybe Cher doesn't have a Grammy."
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- Don't overthink it, Mateo. - Oh, you know what?
"- Don't overthink it, Mateo. - Oh, you know what?"
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Okay, stop second-guessing yourself, Jonah.
"Okay, stop second-guessing yourself, Jonah."
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Oh, um, uh, okay. Um...
"Oh, um, uh, okay. Um..."
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Damn it. I needed that money.
"Damn it. I needed that money."
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Oh, my God...
"Oh, my God..."
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I didn't believe.
"I didn't believe."
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W-would you like me in the picture?
"W-would you like me in the picture?"
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Ew.
"Ew."
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Oh, are you Snapchatting that?
"Oh, are you Snapchatting that?"
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This is how it happens.
"This is how it happens."
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Cheyenne, the Eagles are a really famous band.
"Cheyenne, the Eagles are a really famous band."
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[gags]
"[gags]"
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I've never pierced anyone's ears before,
"I've never pierced anyone's ears before,"
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As the manager here,
"As the manager here,"
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Just hang on to those in case any employees
"Just hang on to those in case any employees"
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Ugh. Lame-Os.
"Ugh. Lame-Os."
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I can't. I rode too many horses.
"I can't. I rode too many horses."
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I'm an equestrian... a champion equestrian.
"I'm an equestrian... a champion equestrian."
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[cash register beeping]
"[cash register beeping]"
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Okay, I'm officially obsessed with her.
"Okay, I'm officially obsessed with her."
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I'm gonna give you six minutes to eat, then... five kids,
"I'm gonna give you six minutes to eat, then... five kids,"
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two bathroom stalls, two minutes per poop...
"two bathroom stalls, two minutes per poop..."
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So, uh, just do whatever.
"So, uh, just do whatever."
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before the store's destroyed.
"before the store's destroyed."
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Always penises.
"Always penises."
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Never mind. There they are on the back.
"Never mind. There they are on the back."
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That's something.
"That's something."
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I mean, sometimes people just like who they like, you know?
"I mean, sometimes people just like who they like, you know?"
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when I somehow got shoved inside.
"when I somehow got shoved inside."
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My cool friends were always nearby
"My cool friends were always nearby"
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but it was so helpful.
"but it was so helpful."
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Oh, yeah, there's no way he's making that.
"Oh, yeah, there's no way he's making that."
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[exhales deeply]
"[exhales deeply]"
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- Did you guys see that shot? - You didn't meant to?
"- Did you guys see that shot? - You didn't meant to?"
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to trick me into taking your money?
"to trick me into taking your money?"
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Yes, that's exactly what we were doing,
"Yes, that's exactly what we were doing,"
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That's what's important here.
"That's what's important here."
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So all this was a charity?
"So all this was a charity?"
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Yeah, so, um, thanks
"Yeah, so, um, thanks"
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for, like, not being totally weird today.
"for, like, not being totally weird today."
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Yeah, no, I mean... pssht...
"Yeah, no, I mean... pssht..."
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[snorts] Of course.
"[snorts] Of course."
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Like, whatever.
"Like, whatever."
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Hey, I just confiscated this. It's been filled with bleach.
"Hey, I just confiscated this. It's been filled with bleach."
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No, Dina, it's going so well with Emma.
"No, Dina, it's going so well with Emma."
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She just told me that I wasn't being too weird.
"She just told me that I wasn't being too weird."
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That said, we need to get them out of here
"That said, we need to get them out of here"
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If I see and happen to recognize Emma,
"If I see and happen to recognize Emma,"
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I will pass that on.
"I will pass that on."
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Oh, you know.
"Oh, you know."
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You've got her all like, "Oh, boy, somebody likes me,
"You've got her all like, "Oh, boy, somebody likes me,"
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I've never met an actual bully in real life.
"I've never met an actual bully in real life."
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No, you're the bullies.
"No, you're the bullies."
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[softly] Oh. No, no, no.
"[softly] Oh. No, no, no."
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