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Clips from Superstore - Grand Re-Opening (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 1 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 482 clips
Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Everybody stay inside!
"Everybody stay inside!"
Superstore
And why did it stop when I prayed to Allah?
"And why did it stop when I prayed to Allah?"
Superstore
- And why... - Ah!
"- And why... - Ah!"
Superstore
Sorry. I almost fell.
"Sorry. I almost fell."
Superstore
Does that mean that Allah is the one true god?
"Does that mean that Allah is the one true god?"
Superstore
Okay, then.
"Okay, then."
Superstore
What was that, a 20-minute walk?
"What was that, a 20-minute walk?"
Superstore
23.
"23."
Superstore
Wow, that's really bad luck.
"Wow, that's really bad luck."
Superstore
So in a way, you're officially trailer trash now?
"So in a way, you're officially trailer trash now?"
Superstore
Well, I am living in a trailer, so...
"Well, I am living in a trailer, so..."
Superstore
then yes, I do have a second bedroom,
"then yes, I do have a second bedroom,"
Superstore
Back at it, huh?
"Back at it, huh?"
Superstore
Do we have to?
"Do we have to?"
Superstore
if you don't need to.
"if you don't need to."
Superstore
Great. Yeah, no, I don't need to either.
"Great. Yeah, no, I don't need to either."
Superstore
No, yeah. Same. Same...
"No, yeah. Same. Same..."
Superstore
Same, same. Just, uh, you know.
"Same, same. Just, uh, you know."
Superstore
Hang out!
"Hang out!"
Superstore
Okay. Thanks. I will.
"Okay. Thanks. I will."
Superstore
Yes! He could've said "The grand opening,
"Yes! He could've said "The grand opening,"
Superstore
Attention, employee...
"Attention, employee..."
Superstore
It's not something that can be accomplished.
"It's not something that can be accomplished."
Superstore
blow that bad boy up life-sized,
"blow that bad boy up life-sized,"
Superstore
than slow and good.
"than slow and good."
Superstore
we're gonna prioritize speed.
"we're gonna prioritize speed."
Superstore
Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
"Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both."
Superstore
Forget it. Just make the place
"Forget it. Just make the place"
Superstore
look as good as possible before Jeff gets here.
"look as good as possible before Jeff gets here."
Superstore
How about slow and bad?
"How about slow and bad?"
Superstore
Ugh.
"Ugh."
Superstore
- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
Superstore
What in the name of God is "Lego Ninjago?"
"What in the name of God is "Lego Ninjago?""
Superstore
You're going to need to come back at 3:00.
"You're going to need to come back at 3:00."
Superstore
I'm not a customer. I'm Howie.
"I'm not a customer. I'm Howie."
Superstore
I'm Howie Mandel.
"I'm Howie Mandel."
Superstore
"America's Got Talent"?
""America's Got Talent"?"
Superstore
Leave the shelf where it is.
"Leave the shelf where it is."
Superstore
Not today, Earl.
"Not today, Earl."
Superstore
Maybe he didn't get the message.
"Maybe he didn't get the message."
Superstore
Maybe he couldn't hear you over the tornado.
"Maybe he couldn't hear you over the tornado."
Superstore
Well, I don't even know if I want him to have heard me.
"Well, I don't even know if I want him to have heard me."
Superstore
- It's complicated. - Mm.
"- It's complicated. - Mm."
Superstore
Maybe we could do a test in front of one of those big fans
"Maybe we could do a test in front of one of those big fans"
Superstore
God, that's an amazing idea!
"God, that's an amazing idea!"
Superstore
Oh, hey, listen.
"Oh, hey, listen."
Superstore
That's really nice, Marcus. Thank you.
"That's really nice, Marcus. Thank you."
Superstore
Partying hard.
"Partying hard."
Superstore
as in there's... there's two of us
"as in there's... there's two of us"
Superstore
No.
"No."
Superstore
Garrett, I'm not a child.
"Garrett, I'm not a child."
Superstore
Yeah. It's preposterous.
"Yeah. It's preposterous."
Superstore
but the kid was murdered or kidnapped,
"but the kid was murdered or kidnapped,"
Superstore
Nobody knows where Brett is!
"Nobody knows where Brett is!"
Superstore
Sorry, no, I... no.
"Sorry, no, I... no."
Superstore
This is the worst.
"This is the worst."
Superstore
I love you!
"I love you!"
Superstore
Okay, man.
"Okay, man."
Superstore
Listen, uh...
"Listen, uh..."
Superstore
You're being serious?
"You're being serious?"
Superstore
Friends don't sit in a car for 43 minutes in complete silence.
"Friends don't sit in a car for 43 minutes in complete silence."
Superstore
Is that the conversation you want to have?
"Is that the conversation you want to have?"
Superstore
That's tight.
"That's tight."
Superstore
Different.
"Different."
Superstore
Okay.
"Okay."
Superstore
Thank you, Glenn. That was beautiful.
"Thank you, Glenn. That was beautiful."
Superstore
Let's cut that ribbon and check it out!
"Let's cut that ribbon and check it out!"
Superstore
6:22. 6:21.
"6:22. 6:21."
Superstore
When you get to hour two, minute twelve,
"When you get to hour two, minute twelve,"
Superstore
- Here you go. You stand still! - Ow!
"- Here you go. You stand still! - Ow!"
Superstore
No.
"No."
Superstore
Can I?
"Can I?"
Superstore
Ah! I'm gonna fall.
"Ah! I'm gonna fall."
Superstore
Get thirsty, amigos.
"Get thirsty, amigos."
Superstore
I'm sure you're all very excited
"I'm sure you're all very excited"
Superstore
'cause it's just a store.
"'cause it's just a store."
Superstore
"badabadbadaba," that's almost racist.
""badabadbadaba," that's almost racist."
Superstore
Banana. Banana.
"Banana. Banana."
Superstore
We woke up the morning after the tornado, and realized
"We woke up the morning after the tornado, and realized"
Superstore
didn't mean that we should stay married.
"didn't mean that we should stay married."
Superstore
- Wow. - Yeah.
"- Wow. - Yeah."
Superstore
Uh...
"Uh..."
Superstore
- Are you blushing? - Big-time, yeah.
"- Are you blushing? - Big-time, yeah."
Superstore
It's Chad.
"It's Chad."
Superstore
but in a scary way.
"but in a scary way."
Superstore
All right. You can stay with me.
"All right. You can stay with me."
Superstore
Really? Are you... are you sure?
"Really? Are you... are you sure?"
Superstore
but whatever.
"but whatever."
Superstore
Oh, okay.
"Oh, okay."
Superstore
No cooking fish.
"No cooking fish."
Superstore
I do not like fragrant soaps,
"I do not like fragrant soaps,"
Superstore
has issued a heightened tornado watch.
"has issued a heightened tornado watch."
Superstore
please save us!
"please save us!"
Superstore
Dear Allah, in your infinite power and compassion,
"Dear Allah, in your infinite power and compassion,"
Superstore
please save us from destruction.
"please save us from destruction."
Superstore
Thank you for being there for me
"Thank you for being there for me"
Superstore
and for keeping me calm.
"and for keeping me calm."
Superstore
Of course.
"Of course."
Superstore
Anytime.
"Anytime."
Superstore
I hope you all had an amazing vacation.
"I hope you all had an amazing vacation."
Superstore
By "vacation," you mean the two months
"By "vacation," you mean the two months"
Superstore
we were laid off without pay?
"we were laid off without pay?"
Superstore
Uh-huh. Anyways,
"Uh-huh. Anyways,"
Superstore
I've been doing a lot of soul-searching
"I've been doing a lot of soul-searching"
Superstore
- since the tornado, and... - Coming through!
"- since the tornado, and... - Coming through!"
Superstore
Almost got me there. And... and it's been raising
"Almost got me there. And... and it's been raising"
Superstore
some big questions for me. Questions like...
"some big questions for me. Questions like..."
Superstore
Questions that...
"Questions that..."
Superstore
Why did the tornado hit us?
"Why did the tornado hit us?"
Superstore
Or that Allah and Jesus are the same god?
"Or that Allah and Jesus are the same god?"
Superstore
Or... or that they're different gods,
"Or... or that they're different gods,"
Superstore
but with varying responsibilities?
"but with varying responsibilities?"
Superstore
So that's what I've been thinking about.
"So that's what I've been thinking about."
Superstore
Anyone else have thoughts on that?
"Anyone else have thoughts on that?"
Superstore
Let's get to work!
"Let's get to work!"
Superstore
Remember, single file when we cross the highway.
"Remember, single file when we cross the highway."
Superstore
Yeah, it... well, it wasn't just my apartment.
"Yeah, it... well, it wasn't just my apartment."
Superstore
Scary. Were you in it at the time?
"Scary. Were you in it at the time?"
Superstore
No, I was... here, at the time.
"No, I was... here, at the time."
Superstore
Oh, right. Blonde moment.
"Oh, right. Blonde moment."
Superstore