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Clips from Superstore - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 2, Episode 13 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 476 clips
Comedy

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Pilot 1 1
Magazine Profile 1 2
Shots and Salsa 1 3
Mannequin 1 4
Shoplifter 1 5
Secret Shopper 1 6
Color Wars 1 7
Wedding Day Sale 1 8
All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
Labor 1 11
Olympics 2 1
Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
Spokesman Scandal 2 5
Dog Adoption Day 2 6
Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
Valentine's Day 2 13
Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
Title Season Episode
Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores,
"Along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores,"
Superstore
so pick up a SuperCloud air purifier and convince yourself
"so pick up a SuperCloud air purifier and convince yourself"
Superstore
which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
"which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan."
Superstore
- Excuse me, everyone. - Dude.
"- Excuse me, everyone. - Dude."
Superstore
You know what? I don't care.
"You know what? I don't care."
Superstore
- Two Aprils ago, I was new here,
"- Two Aprils ago, I was new here,"
Superstore
and someone special came over to help me on register.
"and someone special came over to help me on register."
Superstore
And, Lisa, you didn't just bag groceries.
"And, Lisa, you didn't just bag groceries."
Superstore
You bagged my heart.
"You bagged my heart."
Superstore
- Ooh, this is a bad idea.
"- Ooh, this is a bad idea."
Superstore
- Lisa Beth-Ann Donatella Lopez-Fitzgerald,
"- Lisa Beth-Ann Donatella Lopez-Fitzgerald,"
Superstore
if you'll make me the luckiest man in St. Louis,
"if you'll make me the luckiest man in St. Louis,"
Superstore
I'll show you the time of your life.
"I'll show you the time of your life."
Superstore
- This makes me genuinely sad.
"- This makes me genuinely sad."
Superstore
- Flash mob proposals are so lame.
"- Flash mob proposals are so lame."
Superstore
Except for the one that Bo did for you.
"Except for the one that Bo did for you."
Superstore
That was unique and very cool. - Yeah.
"That was unique and very cool. - Yeah."
Superstore
- Yeah, but flash mobs stopped being cool, like, a year ago.
"- Yeah, but flash mobs stopped being cool, like, a year ago."
Superstore
- Yeah, they were cool one year ago.
"- Yeah, they were cool one year ago."
Superstore
- Where's Lisa? We need Lisa.
"- Where's Lisa? We need Lisa."
Superstore
- Where the is Lisa?
"- Where the is Lisa?"
Superstore
- She's in the bathroom.
"- She's in the bathroom."
Superstore
- Is it a quick bathroom break or more
"- Is it a quick bathroom break or more"
Superstore
of a hunker-down-watch- YouTube-videos situation?
"of a hunker-down-watch- YouTube-videos situation?"
Superstore
- Hard to say. Her body language going in...
"- Hard to say. Her body language going in..."
Superstore
Oh, wait, here...
"Oh, wait, here..."
Superstore
- Go back. Go back. Places, places.
"- Go back. Go back. Places, places."
Superstore
- Oh, God. Not again. - Oh, wow.
"- Oh, God. Not again. - Oh, wow."
Superstore
- Take two, dude.
"- Take two, dude."
Superstore
- Front of store on the left.
"- Front of store on the left."
Superstore
- Amy, Amy. - Yeah.
"- Amy, Amy. - Yeah."
Superstore
- Tell me, do you think that Brett and Brittany
"- Tell me, do you think that Brett and Brittany"
Superstore
I mean, it feels like there's chemistry there,
"I mean, it feels like there's chemistry there,"
Superstore
but it might just be the alliteration.
"but it might just be the alliteration."
Superstore
- What, like, together-together? - Yeah, yeah.
"- What, like, together-together? - Yeah, yeah."
Superstore
- 'Cause I hired Miles and Lisa, and now they're in love.
"- 'Cause I hired Miles and Lisa, and now they're in love."
Superstore
You know, so I thought maybe there's some other sad singles
"You know, so I thought maybe there's some other sad singles"
Superstore
who'd like to get bitten by Cupid.
"who'd like to get bitten by Cupid."
Superstore
- An arrow. I think Cupid has an arrow.
"- An arrow. I think Cupid has an arrow."
Superstore
- And he bites.
"- And he bites."
Superstore
- And I don't think that it's a good idea to go
"- And I don't think that it's a good idea to go"
Superstore
setting people up around work.
"setting people up around work."
Superstore
- Are you down on love because of your bad marriage?
"- Are you down on love because of your bad marriage?"
Superstore
- No, I just don't think people come here to find love.
"- No, I just don't think people come here to find love."
Superstore
This is a workplace, not Match.com.
"This is a workplace, not Match.com."
Superstore
- What's Match.com?
"- What's Match.com?"
Superstore
- It's like Christian Mingle, but for everyone.
"- It's like Christian Mingle, but for everyone."
Superstore
- Oh! That is such a good idea.
"- Oh! That is such a good idea."
Superstore
- Mm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm."
Superstore
- I'm sure it's her.
"- I'm sure it's her."
Superstore
- Well, there's definite similarities.
"- Well, there's definite similarities."
Superstore
Slightly different BMis, but she could be on
"Slightly different BMis, but she could be on"
Superstore
- So what do we do next? Do we... do we call the cops?
"- So what do we do next? Do we... do we call the cops?"
Superstore
Do we bust her ourselves?
"Do we bust her ourselves?"
Superstore
Easy, Cagney.
"Easy, Cagney."
Superstore
We have to catch her in the act.
"We have to catch her in the act."
Superstore
Now, I'd have my plainclothes guy tail her,
"Now, I'd have my plainclothes guy tail her,"
Superstore
Ah, I wonder what he wears on his day off.
"Ah, I wonder what he wears on his day off."
Superstore
Fancy clothes probably.
"Fancy clothes probably."
Superstore
- I could do it.
"- I could do it."
Superstore
I've always wanted to go undercover.
"I've always wanted to go undercover."
Superstore
You?
"You?"
Superstore
Okay, yeah, you're way underqualified.
"Okay, yeah, you're way underqualified."
Superstore
- What do you need to be qualified?
"- What do you need to be qualified?"
Superstore
- You need to watch a video.
"- You need to watch a video."
Superstore
- I could watch a video.
"- I could watch a video."
Superstore
- You could watch a video.
"- You could watch a video."
Superstore
- You guys, look what Jeff just sent me.
"- You guys, look what Jeff just sent me."
Superstore
"My precious treasure,
""My precious treasure,"
Superstore
"words cannot express my love for you.
""words cannot express my love for you."
Superstore
"And I love seeing you naked, because it's really good.
""And I love seeing you naked, because it's really good."
Superstore
Love, Mr. Man."
"Love, Mr. Man.""
Superstore
- Wow, Jeff sent you those.
"- Wow, Jeff sent you those."
Superstore
- That's, like, a hundred-dollar bouquet.
"- That's, like, a hundred-dollar bouquet."
Superstore
- Yeah, or, like, 140.
"- Yeah, or, like, 140."
Superstore
- Seems so weird he'd send you a gift at work when your
"- Seems so weird he'd send you a gift at work when your"
Superstore
relationship is supposed to be secret.
"relationship is supposed to be secret."
Superstore
- I guess he really loves me, huh?
"- I guess he really loves me, huh?"
Superstore
- Yeah. - Hey, Heather.
"- Yeah. - Hey, Heather."
Superstore
Look what Jeff just sent me.
"Look what Jeff just sent me."
Superstore
- Oh, we need more tissue paper.
"- Oh, we need more tissue paper."
Superstore
- What's wrong with him?
"- What's wrong with him?"
Superstore
- Well, it's because of a reason that I... I can't tell you.
"- Well, it's because of a reason that I... I can't tell you."
Superstore
- Hmm, I actually don't care, so...
"- Hmm, I actually don't care, so..."
Superstore
- Mateo's the one dating Jeff, okay?
"- Mateo's the one dating Jeff, okay?"
Superstore
And Sandra is just making it up to get attention.
"And Sandra is just making it up to get attention."
Superstore
- So Sandra has a fake boyfriend,
"- So Sandra has a fake boyfriend,"
Superstore
she sent herself flowers, and Mateo is dating Jeff?
"she sent herself flowers, and Mateo is dating Jeff?"
Superstore
- Yeah.
"- Yeah."
Superstore
- This a quality Tuesday.
"- This a quality Tuesday."
Superstore
Oh!
"Oh!"
Superstore
- Hello.
"- Hello."
Superstore
And you must be the little princess we've been expecting.
"And you must be the little princess we've been expecting."
Superstore
Right this way, Your Highness.
"Right this way, Your Highness."
Superstore
M...
"M..."
Superstore
- Hey, Arthur, I might be totally off base here,
"- Hey, Arthur, I might be totally off base here,"
Superstore
but do you have a crush on Myrtle?
"but do you have a crush on Myrtle?"
Superstore
- Oh, no. I...
"- Oh, no. I..."
Superstore
Well, maybe just a little crush.
"Well, maybe just a little crush."
Superstore
- Oh, that's so sweet.
"- Oh, that's so sweet."
Superstore
- I like to imagine the two of us together someday
"- I like to imagine the two of us together someday"
Superstore
feeding the ducks... - Ohh.
"feeding the ducks... - Ohh."
Superstore
- Watching the ducks.
"- Watching the ducks."
Superstore
It doesn't have to be ducks.
"It doesn't have to be ducks."
Superstore
- No. It can be ducks.
"- No. It can be ducks."
Superstore
- You're doing great.
"- You're doing great."
Superstore
Good, good, good.
"Good, good, good."
Superstore
Just keep thinking, "Customer, customer.
"Just keep thinking, "Customer, customer."
Superstore
I'm shopping as a customer."
"I'm shopping as a customer.""
Superstore
- Okay, okay, thank you. - All right.
"- Okay, okay, thank you. - All right."
Superstore
- Hey, Jonah.
"- Hey, Jonah."
Superstore
Do you think Elias and Pauline would be good together,
"Do you think Elias and Pauline would be good together,"
Superstore
or am I just projecting Laurel and Hardy?
"or am I just projecting Laurel and Hardy?"
Superstore
- I think you have me confused with someone else.
"- I think you have me confused with someone else."
Superstore
- Oh, wow. I'm... I'm so sorry.
"- Oh, wow. I'm... I'm so sorry."
Superstore
I... you look exactly like someone who works here.
"I... you look exactly like someone who works here."
Superstore
I'm so sorry.
"I'm so sorry."
Superstore
Wow, it's uncanny.
"Wow, it's uncanny."
Superstore
- And Bo's parents are out of town,
"- And Bo's parents are out of town,"
Superstore
so everyone's just gonna get waa-sted.
"so everyone's just gonna get waa-sted."
Superstore