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Clips from Superstore - Target (S03E03)

TV Series 2015 –2021 Season 3, Episode 16 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 490 clips
Comedy

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All-Nighter 1 9
Demotion 1 10
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Strike 2 2
Back to Work 2 3
Guns, Pills and Birds 2 4
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Halloween Theft 2 7
Election Day 2 8
Seasonal Help 2 9
Black Friday 2 10
Lost and Found 2 11
Rebranding 2 12
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Ladies' Lunch 2 13
Super Hot Store 2 15
Wellness Fair 2 16
Integrity Award 2 17
Mateo's Last Day 2 18
Glenn's Kids 2 19
Spring Cleaning 2 20
Cheyenne's Wedding 2 21
Tornado 2 22
Grand Re-Opening 3 1
Brett Is Dead 3 2
Part-Time Hires 3 3
Workplace Bullying 3 4
Sal's Dead 3 5
Health Fund 3 6
Christmas Eve 3 7
Viral Video 3 8
Golden Globes Party 3 9
High Volume Store 3 10
Angels and Mermaids 3 11
Groundhog Day 3 12
Video Game Release 3 13
Safety Training 3 14
Amnesty 3 15
Target 3 16
District Manager 3 17
Local Vendors Day 3 18
Lottery 3 19
Gender Reveal 3 20
Aftermath 3 21
Town Hall 3 22
Back to School 4 1
Baby Shower 4 2
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Toxic Workplace 4 3
Costume Competition 4 4
Delivery Day 4 5
Maternity Leave 4 6
New Initiative 4 7
Managers' Conference 4 8
Shadowing Glenn 4 9
Cloud 9 Academy 4 10
Steps Challenge 4 11
Blizzard 4 12
Lovebirds 4 13
Minor Crimes 4 14
Salary 4 15
Easter 4 16
Quinceañera 4 17
Cloud Green 4 18
Scanners 4 19
#Cloud9Fail 4 20
Sandra's Fight 4 21
Employee Appreciation Day 4 22
Cloud 9.0 5 1
Testimonials 5 2
Forced Hire 5 3
Mall Closing 5 4
Self-Care 5 5
Trick-or-Treat 5 6
Shoplifter Rehab 5 7
Toy Drive 5 8
Curbside Pickup 5 9
Negotiations 5 10
Lady Boss 5 11
Myrtle 5 12
Favoritism 5 13
Sandra's Wedding 5 14
Cereal Bar 5 15
Employee App 5 16
Zephra Cares 5 17
Playdate 5 18
Carol's Back 5 19
Customer Safari 5 20
California Part 1 5 21
Essential 6 1
California Part 2 6 2
Floor Supervisor 6 3
Prize Wheel 6 4
Hair Care Products 6 5
Biscuit 6 6
The Trough 6 7
Ground Rules 6 8
Conspiracy 6 9
Depositions 6 10
Deep Cleaning 6 11
Customer Satisfaction 6 12
Lowell Anderson 6 13
Perfect Store 6 14
All Sales Final 6 15
Um...
"Um..."
Superstore
of your body on top of me.
"of your body on top of me."
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That kind of thing.
"That kind of thing."
Superstore
In fact, our café is very popular with the unemployed.
"In fact, our café is very popular with the unemployed."
Superstore
Although at Target, we call it a store lead.
"Although at Target, we call it a store lead."
Superstore
So uh, hope you're ready for some competition.
"So uh, hope you're ready for some competition."
Superstore
Oh.
"Oh."
Superstore
- Jeff, I'm sorry. - It's okay.
"- Jeff, I'm sorry. - It's okay."
Superstore
That place looks great. You should take it.
"That place looks great. You should take it."
Superstore
And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry.
"And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry."
Superstore
We're meeting for lunch today,
"We're meeting for lunch today,"
Superstore
He makes me feel like...
"He makes me feel like..."
Superstore
Have you ever fired a gun into the sky?
"Have you ever fired a gun into the sky?"
Superstore
Well, that's misleading, don't you think?
"Well, that's misleading, don't you think?"
Superstore
Well, I do!
"Well, I do!"
Superstore
But you don't have to worry about it.
"But you don't have to worry about it."
Superstore
Pistachio shells.
"Pistachio shells."
Superstore
a skydiving instructor, and he does a lot of charity work.
"a skydiving instructor, and he does a lot of charity work."
Superstore
What? Thanks a lot, Amy.
"What? Thanks a lot, Amy."
Superstore
I cannot do that now, but thank you for the invite.
"I cannot do that now, but thank you for the invite."
Superstore
I'm always looking for a new spot.
"I'm always looking for a new spot."
Superstore
What does that mean?
"What does that mean?"
Superstore
Mmm.
"Mmm."
Superstore
One more time.
"One more time."
Superstore
Spray me one more time.
"Spray me one more time."
Superstore
You want to poach? Let's poach.
"You want to poach? Let's poach."
Superstore
went west from the store, and not east.
"went west from the store, and not east."
Superstore
But what do you know? East.
"But what do you know? East."
Superstore
You know how I am with beverages.
"You know how I am with beverages."
Superstore
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Superstore
She's coo-coo for liquids.
"She's coo-coo for liquids."
Superstore
Hi, hey, excuse me, uh, my name is Amy.
"Hi, hey, excuse me, uh, my name is Amy."
Superstore
Yeah, should I just nod a lot,
"Yeah, should I just nod a lot,"
Superstore
Oh, yeah, and that goes right here.
"Oh, yeah, and that goes right here."
Superstore
Still don't understand why Glenn wants
"Still don't understand why Glenn wants"
Superstore
I don't know, the guy's falling apart.
"I don't know, the guy's falling apart."
Superstore
- Yeah. - Wait.
"- Yeah. - Wait."
Superstore
- Where am I putting my coffee? - Uh, well,
"- Where am I putting my coffee? - Uh, well,"
Superstore
Do we have enough seating for game night?
"Do we have enough seating for game night?"
Superstore
Oh, this is a pleasant surprise.
"Oh, this is a pleasant surprise."
Superstore
You talk about it all the time.
"You talk about it all the time."
Superstore
- Who wants to join? - No one wants to join you!
"- Who wants to join? - No one wants to join you!"
Superstore
Why don't we all just go home, and think about it overnight?
"Why don't we all just go home, and think about it overnight?"
Superstore
Well, technically, it was always professional,
"Well, technically, it was always professional,"
Superstore
- take that, ow! - Oh!
"- take that, ow! - Oh!"
Superstore
Call a cop!
"Call a cop!"
Superstore
He said it was a priority.
"He said it was a priority."
Superstore
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Superstore
You don't think Glenn's mad at me because of Jeff, do you?
"You don't think Glenn's mad at me because of Jeff, do you?"
Superstore
- Oh... - Yeah.
"- Oh... - Yeah."
Superstore
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L."
Superstore
Your improv skills are really impressive.
"Your improv skills are really impressive."
Superstore
well I say let's see how he likes it when we pooch his.
"well I say let's see how he likes it when we pooch his."
Superstore
Wow, it's really nice in here.
"Wow, it's really nice in here."
Superstore
Wow, the red's so lively. It really pops.
"Wow, the red's so lively. It really pops."
Superstore
Right, sure. So, um, next time,
"Right, sure. So, um, next time,"
Superstore
to understand that very simple point.
"to understand that very simple point."
Superstore
Does it...
"Does it..."
Superstore
That's supposed to represent a guest.
"That's supposed to represent a guest."
Superstore
Do you want to move in together, or not?
"Do you want to move in together, or not?"
Superstore
or because you felt bad about the Amy stuff?
"or because you felt bad about the Amy stuff?"
Superstore
Earl did most of the work.
"Earl did most of the work."
Superstore
Um, you don't know where I live.
"Um, you don't know where I live."
Superstore
Sup, Cheyenne.
"Sup, Cheyenne."
Superstore
- Part time. - Okay, look, I know that's
"- Part time. - Okay, look, I know that's"
Superstore
not true, because I've seen you work at Cloud 9 part time.
"not true, because I've seen you work at Cloud 9 part time."
Superstore
Well yeah, this is where I work
"Well yeah, this is where I work"
Superstore
with the other part of my time.
"with the other part of my time."
Superstore
Every time you stock bread, don't you just
"Every time you stock bread, don't you just"
Superstore
want to squish it as hard as you can?
"want to squish it as hard as you can?"
Superstore
Honestly, yeah.
"Honestly, yeah."
Superstore
- Yes, I am. - How does it feel?
"- Yes, I am. - How does it feel?"
Superstore
- Does it feel good? - It feels great.
"- Does it feel good? - It feels great."
Superstore
- and see what happens. - No, don't...
"- and see what happens. - No, don't..."
Superstore
- that you got a job at Target. - I just couldn't...
"- that you got a job at Target. - I just couldn't..."
Superstore
I got to go find Glenn.
"I got to go find Glenn."
Superstore
Not at all. I mean, I didn't even know
"Not at all. I mean, I didn't even know"
Superstore
- Apparently, Walter is into you. - Oh, cool.
"- Apparently, Walter is into you. - Oh, cool."
Superstore
or show you a QuickTime?
"or show you a QuickTime?"
Superstore
Really? I'll send you a file.
"Really? I'll send you a file."
Superstore
- and go by there today. - Oh.
"- and go by there today. - Oh."
Superstore
So.
"So."
Superstore
Thank you all very much for this going away party.
"Thank you all very much for this going away party."
Superstore
It's very unnecessary, and a little awkward.
"It's very unnecessary, and a little awkward."
Superstore
I'd just like to propose a toast to my man.
"I'd just like to propose a toast to my man."
Superstore
I'm sorry, did you bring champagne for one person?
"I'm sorry, did you bring champagne for one person?"
Superstore
In a way, this is a celebration of us reuniting.
"In a way, this is a celebration of us reuniting."
Superstore
No, no, I am celebrating
"No, no, I am celebrating"
Superstore
never having to work with Jeff again.
"never having to work with Jeff again."
Superstore
Not you two reuniting.
"Not you two reuniting."
Superstore
Frankly, think this is a mismatch.
"Frankly, think this is a mismatch."
Superstore
I'll miss your candor, Dina.
"I'll miss your candor, Dina."
Superstore
Hey, why don't we all go around and tell our favorite Jeff story?
"Hey, why don't we all go around and tell our favorite Jeff story?"
Superstore
Okay, I want to go first. Jeff, I remember once,
"Okay, I want to go first. Jeff, I remember once,"
Superstore
you brought a ham sandwich,
"you brought a ham sandwich,"
Superstore
and I was like, typical Jeff.
"and I was like, typical Jeff."
Superstore
I remember when we bonded
"I remember when we bonded"
Superstore
over having seen "The Danish Girl."
"over having seen "The Danish Girl.""
Superstore
I've never seen "The Danish Girl."
"I've never seen "The Danish Girl.""
Superstore
That wasn't... Oh.
"That wasn't... Oh."
Superstore
I remember when I let you
"I remember when I let you"
Superstore
borrow my air mattress for your camping trip.
"borrow my air mattress for your camping trip."
Superstore
Remember that?
"Remember that?"
Superstore
I'm going to need that back, actually.
"I'm going to need that back, actually."
Superstore
- Of course, thank you, ASAP. - Yeah, great.
"- Of course, thank you, ASAP. - Yeah, great."
Superstore
Even though we never actually dated,
"Even though we never actually dated,"
Superstore
I spent several months telling people we did.
"I spent several months telling people we did."
Superstore
And I created these intricate memories of our relationship
"And I created these intricate memories of our relationship"
Superstore
that feel completely real.
"that feel completely real."
Superstore
And I have these vivid memories
"And I have these vivid memories"
Superstore
Your tongue in my mouth.
"Your tongue in my mouth."
Superstore
Your hands on my breasts.
"Your hands on my breasts."
Superstore
Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?
"Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?"
Superstore
Jeff, you are always welcome at Cloud 9.
"Jeff, you are always welcome at Cloud 9."
Superstore
Oh, uh, I'm not unemployed.
"Oh, uh, I'm not unemployed."
Superstore
- You're at Target. - Yes, the one on Forest Park.
"- You're at Target. - Yes, the one on Forest Park."
Superstore
- Okay, I mean, bring it on. - Oh, yeah?
"- Okay, I mean, bring it on. - Oh, yeah?"
Superstore
- Yeah. - All right.
"- Yeah. - All right."
Superstore
I'll clean your clock with arm and hammer.
"I'll clean your clock with arm and hammer."
Superstore
You know?
"You know?"
Superstore