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Clips from Superstore - Brett Is Dead (S03E03)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 3, Episode 2 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 494 clips
Comedy
♪ You're so freakin' special ♪
"♪ You're so freakin' special ♪"
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♪ But I'm a creep ♪
"♪ But I'm a creep ♪"
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♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪
"♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪"
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D-Did Brett like Radiohead?
"D-Did Brett like Radiohead?"
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♪ Here ♪
"♪ Here ♪"
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We do not know he's dead!
"We do not know he's dead!"
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- Glenn. - They did not find a body.
"- Glenn. - They did not find a body."
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They found a foot.
"They found a foot."
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All we know is that Brett was in the parking lot
"All we know is that Brett was in the parking lot"
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collecting carts when the tornado hit.
"collecting carts when the tornado hit."
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And that no one has seen or heard from him since.
"And that no one has seen or heard from him since."
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Brett wasn't killed by that tornado.
"Brett wasn't killed by that tornado."
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Thank you, Dina.
"Thank you, Dina."
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from your lungs and then they fill up with blood,
"from your lungs and then they fill up with blood,"
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so, technically, he probably drowned on his own blood.
"so, technically, he probably drowned on his own blood."
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Apparently someone was clocking in for him.
"Apparently someone was clocking in for him."
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that clock-in buddies is a bad idea.
"that clock-in buddies is a bad idea."
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At any rate, we hereby dedicate this bench to Brett,
"At any rate, we hereby dedicate this bench to Brett,"
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and argue with his wife for hours.
"and argue with his wife for hours."
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Because he's probably still alive,
"Because he's probably still alive,"
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basking on some beach in the Mediterranean.
"basking on some beach in the Mediterranean."
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Could've been impaled by a curtain rod.
"Could've been impaled by a curtain rod."
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several people on the same rod.
"several people on the same rod."
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Hopefully, for his sake, he was on one of the ends.
"Hopefully, for his sake, he was on one of the ends."
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Okay, Sandra, how about another song?
"Okay, Sandra, how about another song?"
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but I-I did learn a new chord.
"but I-I did learn a new chord."
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Yep, there was way more fanfare
"Yep, there was way more fanfare"
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Sorry I missed that.
"Sorry I missed that."
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I ever knew who died.
"I ever knew who died."
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a major accident.
"a major accident."
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You know, Brett was like a father to me, so...
"You know, Brett was like a father to me, so..."
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You know, a book of Matthew says,
"You know, a book of Matthew says,"
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in the women's room again.
"in the women's room again."
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Tell that to Brett. Oh, wait, you can't.
"Tell that to Brett. Oh, wait, you can't."
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I get that it's weird for a dude to say this,
"I get that it's weird for a dude to say this,"
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but I'm gonna miss Brett's laugh.
"but I'm gonna miss Brett's laugh."
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Me too, me too. Hey, man, uh, let me ask you something.
"Me too, me too. Hey, man, uh, let me ask you something."
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Well, Dina's her own thing.
"Well, Dina's her own thing."
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and I'm not totally sure any of them were hers.
"and I'm not totally sure any of them were hers."
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Okay. I mean, not normal Dina-weirdness, like,
"Okay. I mean, not normal Dina-weirdness, like,"
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Oh! See?
"Oh! See?"
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Yes, but, well, we are apologizing.
"Yes, but, well, we are apologizing."
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We could only find ten.
"We could only find ten."
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Oh, yeah, so you were here, then,
"Oh, yeah, so you were here, then,"
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The Wizard, we used to call him.
"The Wizard, we used to call him."
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Beffa's? Never heard of it.
"Beffa's? Never heard of it."
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I once saw Al Wiman having a roast beef sandwich there.
"I once saw Al Wiman having a roast beef sandwich there."
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- Um, Myrtle, when... - Back then,
"- Um, Myrtle, when... - Back then,"
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You can't even call someone a [bleep]
"You can't even call someone a [bleep]"
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I once had a sister-in-law who really was [bleep],
"I once had a sister-in-law who really was [bleep],"
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- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
"- Mm-hmm. - Yeah."
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Uh-huh. That is... what we said.
"Uh-huh. That is... what we said."
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Well...
"Well..."
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We obviously have... so many of those.
"We obviously have... so many of those."
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Just a heads-up, we're gonna need to do
"Just a heads-up, we're gonna need to do"
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I still need sun lamps, mylar blankets...
"I still need sun lamps, mylar blankets..."
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- As a friend. - You wanna be a friend?
"- As a friend. - You wanna be a friend?"
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Go freeze a couple hundred pounds of chard.
"Go freeze a couple hundred pounds of chard."
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I'm not doing that.
"I'm not doing that."
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Guess we won't have chard.
"Guess we won't have chard."
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Hey, Sandra, how's it going?
"Hey, Sandra, how's it going?"
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Nothing.
"Nothing."
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Yeah. A-and then you...
"Yeah. A-and then you..."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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with his horse named...
"with his horse named..."
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- Okay. - At the battle of, uh...
"- Okay. - At the battle of, uh..."
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is really affecting you.
"is really affecting you."
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Is it two or three? I really couldn't say.
"Is it two or three? I really couldn't say."
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I'm willing to ignore that because I know you're lashing out.
"I'm willing to ignore that because I know you're lashing out."
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- Ankles. - I have joint inflammation!
"- Ankles. - I have joint inflammation!"
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Good burn! That was fun.
"Good burn! That was fun."
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Glenn, I think the tornado really affected her.
"Glenn, I think the tornado really affected her."
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We're over it.
"We're over it."
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- Thanks, Ames. - I'm sorry.
"- Thanks, Ames. - I'm sorry."
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This is not what I had in mind.
"This is not what I had in mind."
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Workplace tornados are a growing epidemic
"Workplace tornados are a growing epidemic"
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of every American to own tornados."
"of every American to own tornados.""
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It's good.
"It's good."
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Oh, and that worked out great for you, didn't it?
"Oh, and that worked out great for you, didn't it?"
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dealing with something, okay?
"dealing with something, okay?"
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Well, if it was, you'd lose.
"Well, if it was, you'd lose."
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I have something.
"I have something."
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You're saying nothing traumatic
"You're saying nothing traumatic"
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I don't have time to whine about my issues,
"I don't have time to whine about my issues,"
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And then his car got swallowed up by the tornado?
"And then his car got swallowed up by the tornado?"
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Hanging out with his best friends.
"Hanging out with his best friends."
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Oh. I thought you had a spider on your shoulder.
"Oh. I thought you had a spider on your shoulder."
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Okay. First of all, I don't need a best friend.
"Okay. First of all, I don't need a best friend."
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Understood.
"Understood."
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Wow.
"Wow."
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I'm not leaving.
"I'm not leaving."
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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Oh, it's just getting sad at this point.
"Oh, it's just getting sad at this point."
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Oh, I'm so sad that I don't get a spot
"Oh, I'm so sad that I don't get a spot"
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I couldn't sleep or eat,
"I couldn't sleep or eat,"
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I'm Team Tanya all the way, you know?
"I'm Team Tanya all the way, you know?"
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all the kids called me "Bagel Boobs."
"all the kids called me "Bagel Boobs.""
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I know. With Adam gone,
"I know. With Adam gone,"
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It's about to get really bad.
"It's about to get really bad."
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♪ I wish I was special ♪
"♪ I wish I was special ♪"
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♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
"♪ I'm a weirdo ♪"
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We're gathered here today to honor our dear friend
"We're gathered here today to honor our dear friend"
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and co-worker Brett Kobashigawa.
"and co-worker Brett Kobashigawa."
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He died doing what he loved most... collecting carts.
"He died doing what he loved most... collecting carts."
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Maybe it's somebody else's foot.
"Maybe it's somebody else's foot."
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- And the foot... - Stop with the foot.
"- And the foot... - Stop with the foot."
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- We have addressed the foot. - I agree with Glenn.
"- We have addressed the foot. - I agree with Glenn."
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What usually happens is all the air is sucked
"What usually happens is all the air is sucked"
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Why didn't we know about Brett's death sooner?
"Why didn't we know about Brett's death sooner?"
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Guys, this is one of the reasons
"Guys, this is one of the reasons"
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Also, it could've been blunt force trauma.
"Also, it could've been blunt force trauma."
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could blow your chest plate wide open.
"could blow your chest plate wide open."
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where he used to sit on his flip phone
"where he used to sit on his flip phone"
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but if anybody still hasn't chipped in for the plaque,
"but if anybody still hasn't chipped in for the plaque,"
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it's $6.83 each, so...
"it's $6.83 each, so..."
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Just, you know, get it to me when you can.
"Just, you know, get it to me when you can."
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His body isn't even cold yet, Jonah.
"His body isn't even cold yet, Jonah."
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Yeah, just waiting for his foot stump to heal.
"Yeah, just waiting for his foot stump to heal."
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I mean, for all we know, he could be one of
"I mean, for all we know, he could be one of"
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Oh. Okay, uh, it's not a song,
"Oh. Okay, uh, it's not a song,"
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