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Clips from Superstore - Black Friday (S02E02)

"We'll assimilate any dead stock for TKTs at the end of the day."
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"- Got it? - ALL: Got it."
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"Not like "Limitless"! All right."
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"That's too much juice, Glenn."
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"It's weird. I never get sick."
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"Okay."
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"60, 59..."
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"before we open"
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Apparently Black Friday has begun."
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"have a great Purge."
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"and get on the register."
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"Let me just finish this announcement."
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"I think so, yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"Didn't think you had it in you."
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"Okay, you pervert, just give me the pregnancy test!"
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"No, this wasn't... Oh, II was just..."
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"Trevor, we got a Baby Fashion Girl!"
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"You said I could finish the announcement."
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"Yeah, that was ten minutes ago."
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"I was just checking out the fliers here."
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"- Oh, God, - And I'm just trying to..."
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"Ugh, I don't feel so hot."
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"I got to take a break, y'all."
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"Don't forget about "Polar Express.""
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"Oh."
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"Sure."
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"20 bucks."
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"For a sip of Pepto?"
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"God."
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"Hey, one TV per family."
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"Listen, lady, I'm putting your face in my memory palace."
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"I don't know how to make this work."
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"Wait, we're just gonna leave?"
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"Yeah, I suggest that every Friday."
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"Move it!"
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"Open."
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"Aisle seven. 30 days. Home and Garden."
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"We don't sell wigs anymore."
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"If you run into a jam,"
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"radio a 62V for a DPR, got it?"
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"All right, break!"
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"I mean, none of it meant anything,"
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"Have a heavenly day."
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"Next!"
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"Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed."
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"Not, like, "Bring your items to the front" closed."
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"Oh, sir, you accidentally drove over my daughter's doll!"
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"Hi, it's me."
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"Whatever issue you have with me"
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"Kind of wish I hadn't spent the whole day puking."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"I hate Black Friday."
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"_"
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"Here we go."
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"This is the Super Bowl of retail."
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"There's a buzz in the air,"
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"a charge that probably doesn't read on camera."
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"Uh, but over here we have the pre-opening potluck."
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"Every employee brings a dish,"
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"much in the spirit of sharing."
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"Yeah, I love waking up at 3:00 a.m."
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"to eat Sandra's cold spinach casserole."
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"- It's meant to be served cold. - Sorry."
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"Okay, Garrett,"
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"any advice for my first Black Friday?"
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"Get that camera out my face."
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"All right, not a morning person."
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"Cheyenne, how about you?"
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"How're you feeling?"
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"I'm okay."
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"I think I hit something with my car,"
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"but I was too tired to check."
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"Well, that's alarming."
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"Okay, attention, everyone."
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"Black Friday is the most important day of the year."
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"And the key to getting through it"
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"is to stay calm."
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"No matter what happens,"
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"I am gonna stay Obama cool."
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"Okay, Chris, we all know how you feel about Obama."
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"You can stay George W. Bush cool."
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"Remember how calm he was on 9/11?"
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"Well, not that this is gonna be 9/11."
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"This is gonna be better than 9/11."
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"No, why do I keep saying 9/11?"
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"What's 9/11?"
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"You didn't hear?"
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"All right, everybody, focus up."
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"Today, you need to prepare for the worst."
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"If you find yourself in a jam, remember the word ACT:"
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"Assess, Communicate, Take Action."
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"ASSESS: Assess the situation."
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"COMMUNICATE: Communicate."
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"TAKE ACTION: Take action."
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"I don't really need to explain it."
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"- Amy? - Thank you, Deen."
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"All right, I want a minimum of five employees in each zone,"
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"eight in Electronics,"
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"obviously in rolling, two-person pigeon teams."
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"All RMDs need to have the right CPOs."
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"Jonah, can you please be in charge of tracking the UPTs"
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"and logging them in the T7?"
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"Yes, I certainly can."
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"I just made that up. You're on spills and trash."
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"- Cool. - Okay, break."
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"You can do this. You can do this."
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"Not afraid of you."
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"Please, everybody keep back and in line."
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"It's a fire hazard."
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"Also, if anyone finds a green hair thingy, it's mine."
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"I dropped it on the way in."
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"- Green hair thingy. - Super cute."
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"Hey, any way you guys could set aside"
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"one of those 60-inch flat-screens for me?"
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"Um, do you see this?"
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"It's called a line."
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"So no, I can't."
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"I'll give you 40 bucks."
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