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Clips from Moonlighting - Knowing Her (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 6 650 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
It's a whole new you.
"It's a whole new you."
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But I had to fix a flat tire this morning, by myself, in the wind and the rain.
"But I had to fix a flat tire this morning, by myself, in the wind and the rain."
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-...every time she's in trouble? -That's not what I mean!
"-...every time she's in trouble? -That's not what I mean!"
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I'm talking about people who need people.
"I'm talking about people who need people."
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I was in bed saying, "Boy, I could use a real--"
"I was in bed saying, "Boy, I could use a real--""
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I'm wearing it in this picture.
"I'm wearing it in this picture."
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Feel like I walked in on the middle of a movie.
"Feel like I walked in on the middle of a movie."
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Well.... Stayed in, mostly.
"Well.... Stayed in, mostly."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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...slam a door.
"...slam a door."
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Got me right square in the gut.
"Got me right square in the gut."
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...but really knows how to keep a woman who wants to be kept.
"...but really knows how to keep a woman who wants to be kept."
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I noticed that he had a lot of money.
"I noticed that he had a lot of money."
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No. Or what you were willing to do get it.
"No. Or what you were willing to do get it."
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-It wasn't easy for me either. -Yeah, right.
"-It wasn't easy for me either. -Yeah, right."
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Well...
"Well..."
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-Jillian? Your Jillian? -Harlan's Jillian.
"-Jillian? Your Jillian? -Harlan's Jillian."
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-She's married? -That's what you do...
"-She's married? -That's what you do..."
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So will you do it?
"So will you do it?"
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I figured, one of us pays the worm a visit, let him know...
"I figured, one of us pays the worm a visit, let him know..."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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You asked me to do something. Now get out of the way so I can.
"You asked me to do something. Now get out of the way so I can."
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...knowing that will only make her madder?
"...knowing that will only make her madder?"
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She's been taking pills her husband gave her to help her sleep better.
"She's been taking pills her husband gave her to help her sleep better."
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Never would have thought she'd take it so badly.
"Never would have thought she'd take it so badly."
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If it was anyone else...
"If it was anyone else..."
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I thought you quit.
"I thought you quit."
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...you.
"...you."
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I shot him.
"I shot him."
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Listen...
"Listen..."
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Guess Mr. Addison just never came in.
"Guess Mr. Addison just never came in."
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Maybe you're right. Maybe I am a little jealous.
"Maybe you're right. Maybe I am a little jealous."
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I mean, having a killing and a witness.
"I mean, having a killing and a witness."
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-Two? -Two.
"-Two? -Two."
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-Says who? -Says the police, that's who.
"-Says who? -Says the police, that's who."
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-You say you only heard one shot. -One shot.
"-You say you only heard one shot. -One shot."
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Why don't you just ask her, David.
"Why don't you just ask her, David."
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I'm not asking her anything. I'm walking away.
"I'm not asking her anything. I'm walking away."
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David.
"David."
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Good morning, Ms. Hayes.
"Good morning, Ms. Hayes."
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Naptime is not what it used to be.
"Naptime is not what it used to be."
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That her?
"That her?"
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Hot damn, this is it. A red-letter day for irony lovers everywhere.
"Hot damn, this is it. A red-letter day for irony lovers everywhere."
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I can see it now. "Addison tells Hayes she's late." Film at 11.
"I can see it now. "Addison tells Hayes she's late." Film at 11."
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-Pinch me, this must be a dream. -I should probably warn you--
"-Pinch me, this must be a dream. -I should probably warn you--"
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Yeah, you probably should, but why spoil the fun?
"Yeah, you probably should, but why spoil the fun?"
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Good morning!
"Good morning!"
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At least I think it's still morning.
"At least I think it's still morning."
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You're usually on top of these things. You think it's still morning?
"You're usually on top of these things. You think it's still morning?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Hello, operator? I think I reached a number that's no longer in service.
"Hello, operator? I think I reached a number that's no longer in service."
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Go away.
"Go away."
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Go-- Go away? Go away?
"Go-- Go away? Go away?"
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You show up for work three hours late and you tell me to go away?
"You show up for work three hours late and you tell me to go away?"
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-Addison. -I know I've been late before...
"-Addison. -I know I've been late before..."
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...but three hours, Maddie--?
"...but three hours, Maddie--?"
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Okay, we'll let that slide for a moment.
"Okay, we'll let that slide for a moment."
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But the door slamming, Maddie?
"But the door slamming, Maddie?"
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Door slamming is a major faux pas, office behaviour-wise.
"Door slamming is a major faux pas, office behaviour-wise."
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Sets a bad example. Dangerous too.
"Sets a bad example. Dangerous too."
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Last year, a guy got mad...
"Last year, a guy got mad..."
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...slammed our front door so hard, big old porcelain vase came down...
"...slammed our front door so hard, big old porcelain vase came down..."
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...conked him smack-dab on the noggin.
"...conked him smack-dab on the noggin."
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Hasn't been the same ever since.
"Hasn't been the same ever since."
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Damaged enough of the old grey matter to end up night manager...
"Damaged enough of the old grey matter to end up night manager..."
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...at a convenience store.
"...at a convenience store."
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What do you want?
"What do you want?"
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I know how it is.
"I know how it is."
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Tired of the same old, same old.
"Tired of the same old, same old."
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Had enough glamour for one lifetime.
"Had enough glamour for one lifetime."
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Ready to take a fashion risk.
"Ready to take a fashion risk."
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But the part about jumping into the septic tank has got me stumped.
"But the part about jumping into the septic tank has got me stumped."
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I'm sorry if my appearance offends you.
"I'm sorry if my appearance offends you."
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-Not a good day-- -I was out there all morning...
"-Not a good day-- -I was out there all morning..."
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...and not one man stopped to help me.
"...and not one man stopped to help me."
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-What do you expect looking like that? -Where are all the gentlemen?
"-What do you expect looking like that? -Where are all the gentlemen?"
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Where are the knights that help ladies in distress?
"Where are the knights that help ladies in distress?"
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In cars, out of the wind and rain.
"In cars, out of the wind and rain."
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David Addison. The right man for the right time.
"David Addison. The right man for the right time."
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What about you? You should be ashamed.
"What about you? You should be ashamed."
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-What about the movement? -The movement?
"-What about the movement? -The movement?"
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What about rights women dropped their mops for?
"What about rights women dropped their mops for?"
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Scratched and clawed for, broken nails for?
"Scratched and clawed for, broken nails for?"
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You think because your voice is higher...
"You think because your voice is higher..."
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...you are entitled to service every time your car blows a tire?
"...you are entitled to service every time your car blows a tire?"
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Doesn't it seem a little passé that a woman should expect men's help...
"Doesn't it seem a little passé that a woman should expect men's help..."
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I'm talking about a woman occasionally needing a man's help...
"I'm talking about a woman occasionally needing a man's help..."
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...just like a man occasionally needs a woman's.
"...just like a man occasionally needs a woman's."
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Can you stand there and tell me that you've never needed...
"Can you stand there and tell me that you've never needed..."
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-...a woman's help? -Hey. Do math majors multiply?
"-...a woman's help? -Hey. Do math majors multiply?"
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Of course I've needed a woman's help.
"Of course I've needed a woman's help."
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Addison! You sleep in a pen.
"Addison! You sleep in a pen."
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I don't know. The lights are always out-- The point I make is that...
"I don't know. The lights are always out-- The point I make is that..."
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...if you really consider yourself independent--
"...if you really consider yourself independent--"
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Look! Look, buster...
"Look! Look, buster..."
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...I am an independent woman. I got here.
"...I am an independent woman. I got here."
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I got the tire fixed, got in the car, and I got to the office...
"I got the tire fixed, got in the car, and I got to the office..."
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...an office, I might add, that I own by myself, by myself...
"...an office, I might add, that I own by myself, by myself..."
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...which by the way, is a very attractive idea.
"...which by the way, is a very attractive idea."
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-Excuse me? -Leave. Go.
"-Excuse me? -Leave. Go."
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I want to be by myself.
"I want to be by myself."
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Out! Now!
"Out! Now!"
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Pick you up some nylons?
"Pick you up some nylons?"
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-Out! -Stay put. Appearances count.
"-Out! -Stay put. Appearances count."
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You wanna attract clients, gotta dress for success.
"You wanna attract clients, gotta dress for success."
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Or in your case, dress period.
"Or in your case, dress period."
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Ms. Hayes? There's a woman here to see you.
"Ms. Hayes? There's a woman here to see you."
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Fine. Send her in.
"Fine. Send her in."
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Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
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Ms. Hayes, Jillian Armstrong.
"Ms. Hayes, Jillian Armstrong."
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Ms. Armstrong.
"Ms. Armstrong."
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You look like you've had a rough morning.
"You look like you've had a rough morning."
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Well, I had to fix a flat tire.
"Well, I had to fix a flat tire."
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-Ms. Armstrong. -dJillian.
"-Ms. Armstrong. -dJillian."
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So, what can we do for you, Jillian?
"So, what can we do for you, Jillian?"
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To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure you can do anything for me.
"To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure you can do anything for me."
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I mean...
"I mean..."
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...maybe this is silly. It's-- It's such a small thing but....
"...maybe this is silly. It's-- It's such a small thing but...."
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I've been living in a hotel for the past several weeks.
"I've been living in a hotel for the past several weeks."
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And two days ago, I noticed...
"And two days ago, I noticed..."
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