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Clips from Moonlighting - Sam & Dave (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 12 678 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
It all started when David began to sense...
"It all started when David began to sense..."
Moonlighting
Not even ask his name.
"Not even ask his name."
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Hey, I don't wanna hear this!
"Hey, I don't wanna hear this!"
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Does she know you love her?
"Does she know you love her?"
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-Morning. -Morning, sorry I'm late.
"-Morning. -Morning, sorry I'm late."
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-You should give it a try sometime. -Me?
"-You should give it a try sometime. -Me?"
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"They" are them, and the kind of conclusions people draw...
""They" are them, and the kind of conclusions people draw..."
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Johnson. Elaine Johnson.
"Johnson. Elaine Johnson."
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I found a picture of him...
"I found a picture of him..."
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Maybe it's not so black-and-white.
"Maybe it's not so black-and-white."
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I just stopped and got some groceries last night. Got home early.
"I just stopped and got some groceries last night. Got home early."
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You know, I'm feeling so much better, I--
"You know, I'm feeling so much better, I--"
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Or was it a bear claw?
"Or was it a bear claw?"
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What?
"What?"
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And so I took her home.
"And so I took her home."
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-I hate it when she does stuff like that. -Smart.
"-I hate it when she does stuff like that. -Smart."
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-...they'll stick it to you every time. -They will?
"-...they'll stick it to you every time. -They will?"
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Nothing of the kind. You strip away the hearts and the flowers...
"Nothing of the kind. You strip away the hearts and the flowers..."
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Miss Hayes just came in.
"Miss Hayes just came in."
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-Guess not. -Nice.
"-Guess not. -Nice."
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...until Saturday night.
"...until Saturday night."
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Blue Moon Investigations...
"Blue Moon Investigations..."
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7:35 p.m.
"7:35 p.m."
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Subject A: McClafferty.
"Subject A: McClafferty."
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Heigh-ho, Silver.
"Heigh-ho, Silver."
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Subject A just removed subject B's-- What do you call that thing?
"Subject A just removed subject B's-- What do you call that thing?"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Nice to meet you too.
"Nice to meet you too."
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Be back in a few minutes.
"Be back in a few minutes."
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Well.
"Well."
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-There is an emergency. -All right.
"-There is an emergency. -All right."
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Who would have known it would be tonight. Here. Now.
"Who would have known it would be tonight. Here. Now."
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-Streak of good luck. -You worked your fingers to the bone.
"-Streak of good luck. -You worked your fingers to the bone."
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You're the guy that invented edible underwear.
"You're the guy that invented edible underwear."
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Long time ago.
"Long time ago."
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Couple different places.
"Couple different places."
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-I'd be more than happy to help out. -David, Sam doesn't need help.
"-I'd be more than happy to help out. -David, Sam doesn't need help."
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Aren't we celebrating, Sammy?
"Aren't we celebrating, Sammy?"
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Right.
"Right."
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I insist.
"I insist."
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Hey, I got a great idea.
"Hey, I got a great idea."
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Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
"Come on, where's your sense of adventure?"
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Look, I'm trying to buy dinner over here for a nationally famous astronaut.
"Look, I'm trying to buy dinner over here for a nationally famous astronaut."
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-Run the thing through. -David, it's okay.
"-Run the thing through. -David, it's okay."
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Of course I can walk to your car.
"Of course I can walk to your car."
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-You feeling okay? -A little queasy.
"-You feeling okay? -A little queasy."
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-Let's do this again someday. -Yeah, maybe ought to scab over first.
"-Let's do this again someday. -Yeah, maybe ought to scab over first."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Hi. I'm Jeff Jarvis, TV critic for People magazine.
"Hi. I'm Jeff Jarvis, TV critic for People magazine."
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Like many of you, I was disappointed--
"Like many of you, I was disappointed--"
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No, make that, fed up-- No, on third thought, make that...
"No, make that, fed up-- No, on third thought, make that..."
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...enraged with Moonlighting. Reruns, reruns, reruns. Nothing but reruns.
"...enraged with Moonlighting. Reruns, reruns, reruns. Nothing but reruns."
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Without Moonlighting, what was there to do on Tuesday nights?
"Without Moonlighting, what was there to do on Tuesday nights?"
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Watch the Home Shopping Network? Start a family? Read?
"Watch the Home Shopping Network? Start a family? Read?"
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Well, the crisis is over. Moonlighting's back.
"Well, the crisis is over. Moonlighting's back."
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Last week, at long last, they gave us a fresh episode...
"Last week, at long last, they gave us a fresh episode..."
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...and tonight they're giving us one that's even fresher.
"...and tonight they're giving us one that's even fresher."
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But there's a catch, a hitch, a cruel trick.
"But there's a catch, a hitch, a cruel trick."
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If you didn't watch last week's show--
"If you didn't watch last week's show--"
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And you probably didn't because you figured it's just a rerun.
"And you probably didn't because you figured it's just a rerun."
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--then you won't know what's happening tonight.
"--then you won't know what's happening tonight."
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But fear not, don't sweat. I have a tape of last week's episode...
"But fear not, don't sweat. I have a tape of last week's episode..."
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...and I'll show you all the good parts. Won't take long.
"...and I'll show you all the good parts. Won't take long."
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...that something was bothering Maddie.
"...that something was bothering Maddie."
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David, I feel alone.
"David, I feel alone."
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Surrounded at the same time.
"Surrounded at the same time."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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I feel restrained, but like I'm about to burst free.
"I feel restrained, but like I'm about to burst free."
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Oh, okay. Now, you see, I figured it was something like that.
"Oh, okay. Now, you see, I figured it was something like that."
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Wanna know what I really wanna do?
"Wanna know what I really wanna do?"
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You wanna know what this is really all about?
"You wanna know what this is really all about?"
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I'd like to go out there and find some man.
"I'd like to go out there and find some man."
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Go to a hotel or something and not even know his name--
"Go to a hotel or something and not even know his name--"
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I don't wanna hear this.
"I don't wanna hear this."
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-Be bad. Be wonderful. -I don't wanna hear.
"-Be bad. Be wonderful. -I don't wanna hear."
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Concerned Maddie might actually do what she threatened...
"Concerned Maddie might actually do what she threatened..."
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...David decided to follow her, only to discover...
"...David decided to follow her, only to discover..."
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...at 2 in the morning, he'd followed the wrong woman.
"...at 2 in the morning, he'd followed the wrong woman."
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I really hate to be a wet blanket...
"I really hate to be a wet blanket..."
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...but if I don't get sis home...
"...but if I don't get sis home..."
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...Pop's gonna be really PO'd.
"...Pop's gonna be really PO'd."
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Great, Maddie. Mr. Goodbar has a gun.
"Great, Maddie. Mr. Goodbar has a gun."
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Look, I know how this looks, but I wasn't following you.
"Look, I know how this looks, but I wasn't following you."
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As soon as I realized it was you...
"As soon as I realized it was you..."
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...I started moving to the next win--
"...I started moving to the next win--"
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You're not Maddie.
"You're not Maddie."
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As they often do on Moonlighting, one thing led to another...
"As they often do on Moonlighting, one thing led to another..."
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...and before the night was over, our hero ended up behind bars.
"...and before the night was over, our hero ended up behind bars."
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Why were you following this Maddie?
"Why were you following this Maddie?"
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I was worried about her.
"I was worried about her."
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She said some things to me that she never said before.
"She said some things to me that she never said before."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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I guess I was just trying to make sure she didn't get in any trouble.
"I guess I was just trying to make sure she didn't get in any trouble."
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-A lot of crazy people out there. -You're telling me.
"-A lot of crazy people out there. -You're telling me."
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So, what did she say?
"So, what did she say?"
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-It's not important. -Really?
"-It's not important. -Really?"
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-What? -I'm sorry.
"-What? -I'm sorry."
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It's just so clear.
"It's just so clear."
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She doesn't know, does she?
"She doesn't know, does she?"
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-Tell her. -Tell her?
"-Tell her. -Tell her?"
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-Tell her what? I'm not in love-- -Yes, you are.
"-Tell her what? I'm not in love-- -Yes, you are."
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Tell her. Just tell her.
"Tell her. Just tell her."
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David decided to do just that and rushed to Maddie's house...
"David decided to do just that and rushed to Maddie's house..."
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...at 4 in the morning to share his realization with her.
"...at 4 in the morning to share his realization with her."
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Now, listen, I know it's 4:00 in the morning--
"Now, listen, I know it's 4:00 in the morning--"
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Can I help you?
"Can I help you?"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Maddie's asleep.
"Maddie's asleep."
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Which brings us to tonight. Which reminds me: let me make it...
"Which brings us to tonight. Which reminds me: let me make it..."
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...absolutely clear that my appearance here on Moonlighting...
"...absolutely clear that my appearance here on Moonlighting..."
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...will in no way compromise my integrity as a television critic.
"...will in no way compromise my integrity as a television critic."
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Sure it's just a thank-you note.
"Sure it's just a thank-you note."
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
"Blue Moon Detective Agency."
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Has your dog jumped the fence? Did Fido get lost?
"Has your dog jumped the fence? Did Fido get lost?"
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Put us on his scent at our low dog-finder cost.
"Put us on his scent at our low dog-finder cost."
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We'll hit the ground running, get to the pound fast...
"We'll hit the ground running, get to the pound fast..."
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...and retrieve your loved one before he gets gas--
"...and retrieve your loved one before he gets gas--"
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Herbert, is that you?
"Herbert, is that you?"
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