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Clips from Moonlighting - It's a Wonderful Job (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 8 638 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
We're un-decking the halls.
"We're un-decking the halls."
Moonlighting
"We can't take this case because everyone here has visions...
""We can't take this case because everyone here has visions..."
Moonlighting
Boy, you are something, you know that?
"Boy, you are something, you know that?"
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No, no. I quit.
"No, no. I quit."
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No, I definitely want another.
"No, I definitely want another."
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-Who are you? -Who do you think I am?
"-Who are you? -Who do you think I am?"
Moonlighting
This is the Hart Detective Agency.
"This is the Hart Detective Agency."
Moonlighting
Do you know what happened to the Blue Moon Detective Agency?
"Do you know what happened to the Blue Moon Detective Agency?"
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They used to be here in these offices.
"They used to be here in these offices."
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No, thanks.
"No, thanks."
Moonlighting
Come on, you don't believe in that stuff, do you?
"Come on, you don't believe in that stuff, do you?"
Moonlighting
Okay. I have a guardian angel.
"Okay. I have a guardian angel."
Moonlighting
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings but...
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings but..."
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Even if it is only a dream.
"Even if it is only a dream."
Moonlighting
You call this a rhyme?
"You call this a rhyme?"
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Next time I want hilarious.
"Next time I want hilarious."
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Okay, fine.
"Okay, fine."
Moonlighting
Agnes, tell him you love him.
"Agnes, tell him you love him."
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...tirying to hustle derelicts out of their last sips of ripple.
"...tirying to hustle derelicts out of their last sips of ripple."
Moonlighting
That's Cheryl Tiegs.
"That's Cheryl Tiegs."
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-Congratulations. -Yeah, she finally caught me.
"-Congratulations. -Yeah, she finally caught me."
Moonlighting
Well, I don't know what to say. He had a very good year.
"Well, I don't know what to say. He had a very good year."
Moonlighting
Promise me you'll leave her to me when you die.
"Promise me you'll leave her to me when you die."
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-You are? -Absolutely.
"-You are? -Absolutely."
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Yo, Dave.
"Yo, Dave."
Moonlighting
-You wanna tell me about it? -I can't. Not allowed.
"-You wanna tell me about it? -I can't. Not allowed."
Moonlighting
You don't have any regrets, do you?
"You don't have any regrets, do you?"
Moonlighting
Looking for you. Come on. Can't keep the world waiting.
"Looking for you. Come on. Can't keep the world waiting."
Moonlighting
...came here nine days before Christmas to forget.
"...came here nine days before Christmas to forget."
Moonlighting
-All right. -All right.
"-All right. -All right."
Moonlighting
You okay?
"You okay?"
Moonlighting
You want some help with that?
"You want some help with that?"
Moonlighting
Sorry to hear about your aunt.
"Sorry to hear about your aunt."
Moonlighting
Doesn't he know it's Christmas?
"Doesn't he know it's Christmas?"
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Hello.
"Hello."
Moonlighting
Oh, hi, Mom.
"Oh, hi, Mom."
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I was going to call you, but things just....
"I was going to call you, but things just...."
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No, I know that.
"No, I know that."
Moonlighting
No, I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to make it home.
"No, I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to make it home."
Moonlighting
The entire office has to work through Christmas.
"The entire office has to work through Christmas."
Moonlighting
I didn't plan it this way, something just came up.
"I didn't plan it this way, something just came up."
Moonlighting
No, I know that. I'm sorry.
"No, I know that. I'm sorry."
Moonlighting
No, I haven't been to the hospital yet.
"No, I haven't been to the hospital yet."
Moonlighting
No.
"No."
Moonlighting
I know, I'm Aunt Ruth's only family out here.
"I know, I'm Aunt Ruth's only family out here."
Moonlighting
I know she's been very ill, but I've just been so....
"I know she's been very ill, but I've just been so...."
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I promise.
"I promise."
Moonlighting
Tonight, I'll go to the hospital.
"Tonight, I'll go to the hospital."
Moonlighting
I even have a Christmas present for her.
"I even have a Christmas present for her."
Moonlighting
Can we talk about this later?
"Can we talk about this later?"
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No, nothing's the matter. I'm just trying to run a business, that's all.
"No, nothing's the matter. I'm just trying to run a business, that's all."
Moonlighting
I've got to go.
"I've got to go."
Moonlighting
Mother, I only got a few hours sleep last night. Let me call you back.
"Mother, I only got a few hours sleep last night. Let me call you back."
Moonlighting
Yes. Tonight.
"Yes. Tonight."
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Yes, after I see Aunt Ruth.
"Yes, after I see Aunt Ruth."
Moonlighting
Yes.
"Yes."
Moonlighting
Goodbye, give my love to Dad.
"Goodbye, give my love to Dad."
Moonlighting
Bye.
"Bye."
Moonlighting
Tree-trimming party in the lobby at 10.
"Tree-trimming party in the lobby at 10."
Moonlighting
Merry Christmas, young lady. Have you heard--?
"Merry Christmas, young lady. Have you heard--?"
Moonlighting
I don't want to go to the tree-trimming party. I don't have time to go.
"I don't want to go to the tree-trimming party. I don't have time to go."
Moonlighting
Take your tree and shove it down your sack, mac.
"Take your tree and shove it down your sack, mac."
Moonlighting
Miss DiPesto, what's going on?
"Miss DiPesto, what's going on?"
Moonlighting
Nothing's going on, it's all coming off.
"Nothing's going on, it's all coming off."
Moonlighting
Excuse me, but the quicker we get this done...
"Excuse me, but the quicker we get this done..."
Moonlighting
...the quicker we get our noses to the grindstones.
"...the quicker we get our noses to the grindstones."
Moonlighting
I take it this refers to my memo.
"I take it this refers to my memo."
Moonlighting
What memo?
"What memo?"
Moonlighting
Oh, you mean the memo about working Christmas.
"Oh, you mean the memo about working Christmas."
Moonlighting
I think I remember taking a glance at that memo.
"I think I remember taking a glance at that memo."
Moonlighting
Hey, you don't have to take the decorations down.
"Hey, you don't have to take the decorations down."
Moonlighting
Says who?
"Says who?"
Moonlighting
I mean, no point in hanging out the stocking...
"I mean, no point in hanging out the stocking..."
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...when Santa ain't coming to town.
"...when Santa ain't coming to town."
Moonlighting
Blue Moon Detective Agency, your stocking's stolen...
"Blue Moon Detective Agency, your stocking's stolen..."
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...your tree can't be found, call us because we'll be around.
"...your tree can't be found, call us because we'll be around."
Moonlighting
We work Christmas so if you're in a pinch...
"We work Christmas so if you're in a pinch..."
Moonlighting
...just give Blue Moon a jingle and ask for the grinch.
"...just give Blue Moon a jingle and ask for the grinch."
Moonlighting
Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone.
"Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone."
Moonlighting
I know you're all very upset.
"I know you're all very upset."
Moonlighting
I know I promised you Christmas week off.
"I know I promised you Christmas week off."
Moonlighting
But it's not my fault if Mr. Hamilton's court date...
"But it's not my fault if Mr. Hamilton's court date..."
Moonlighting
...was moved up to the 28th.
"...was moved up to the 28th."
Moonlighting
It's not my fault that there's no way we can get through all this paperwork...
"It's not my fault that there's no way we can get through all this paperwork..."
Moonlighting
...if we take time off for Christmas. It's not my fault.
"...if we take time off for Christmas. It's not my fault."
Moonlighting
I didn't set out to ruin anyone's holiday.
"I didn't set out to ruin anyone's holiday."
Moonlighting
But we took this case...
"But we took this case..."
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...and I feel we have an obligation to honour our commitment.
"...and I feel we have an obligation to honour our commitment."
Moonlighting
If it's any consolation to any of you...
"If it's any consolation to any of you..."
Moonlighting
...I feel really terrible about this.
"...I feel really terrible about this."
Moonlighting
Good.
"Good."
Moonlighting
Fine. Merry Christmas.
"Fine. Merry Christmas."
Moonlighting
A little cold in here. Jack Frost nipping at your mood?
"A little cold in here. Jack Frost nipping at your mood?"
Moonlighting
One week, one extra week of work. Granted, it's a holiday week...
"One week, one extra week of work. Granted, it's a holiday week..."
Moonlighting
...but, David, I'm not asking them to donate a kidney.
"...but, David, I'm not asking them to donate a kidney."
Moonlighting
I don't appreciate being treated like Captain Bligh.
"I don't appreciate being treated like Captain Bligh."
Moonlighting
Well, say something.
"Well, say something."
Moonlighting
Aye, aye.
"Aye, aye."
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Maybe if you didn't make them swab the deck on Christmas.
"Maybe if you didn't make them swab the deck on Christmas."
Moonlighting
David, I am as unhappy about this as they are, but business is business.
"David, I am as unhappy about this as they are, but business is business."
Moonlighting
It's Christmas, Maddie, Christmas.
"It's Christmas, Maddie, Christmas."
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You remember Christmas? Home and hearth, Donner and Blitzen.
"You remember Christmas? Home and hearth, Donner and Blitzen."
Moonlighting
-Bah and humbug. -I'm sorry...
"-Bah and humbug. -I'm sorry..."
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...but whatever happened to gratitude?
"...but whatever happened to gratitude?"
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Those people do have steady jobs and benefits and Christmas bonuses.
"Those people do have steady jobs and benefits and Christmas bonuses."
Moonlighting
I'm not quite sure they think of the Cheez Whiz sampler as a bonus.
"I'm not quite sure they think of the Cheez Whiz sampler as a bonus."
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Be that as it may, I was the one who scrimped and saved during lean times.
"Be that as it may, I was the one who scrimped and saved during lean times."
Moonlighting
I covered the payroll when there was no money in the account.
"I covered the payroll when there was no money in the account."
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I made sure they had a job...
"I made sure they had a job..."
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...in the morning when they got here.
"...in the morning when they got here."
Moonlighting
When I need a favour--
"When I need a favour--"
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A favour is something you ask for. You never asked them.
"A favour is something you ask for. You never asked them."
Moonlighting
Okay, fine, what would you have me do?
"Okay, fine, what would you have me do?"
Moonlighting
Call Mr. Hamilton up and say:
"Call Mr. Hamilton up and say:"
Moonlighting
...of sugarplums dancing in their heads."
"...of sugarplums dancing in their heads.""
Moonlighting
That's what I'd do.
"That's what I'd do."
Moonlighting
You would, wouldn't you?
"You would, wouldn't you?"
Moonlighting
I can't believe this. I can't believe you're taking their side against me.
"I can't believe this. I can't believe you're taking their side against me."
Moonlighting
Not taking their side, I'm saying I understand.
"Not taking their side, I'm saying I understand."
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-You're taking their side. -Okay, I'm taking their side.
"-You're taking their side. -Okay, I'm taking their side."
Moonlighting