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Clips from Moonlighting - Funeral for a Door Nail (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 17 594 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
In fact, I don't even wanna know. I just need until Friday.
"In fact, I don't even wanna know. I just need until Friday."
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-Maddie! -I was looking for you.
"-Maddie! -I was looking for you."
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-I'm sorry. -No, you're not.
"-I'm sorry. -No, you're not."
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-There you go again, acting delighted. -I'm sorry.
"-There you go again, acting delighted. -I'm sorry."
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So I guess it's me and you.
"So I guess it's me and you."
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-If it'd make you feel more comfortable. -But would it make you uncomfortable?
"-If it'd make you feel more comfortable. -But would it make you uncomfortable?"
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Well, thank you. That would make me feel better.
"Well, thank you. That would make me feel better."
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She makes me come here. I hate this place.
"She makes me come here. I hate this place."
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-Wait, a quarter! -Okay. Here, wait.
"-Wait, a quarter! -Okay. Here, wait."
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...like six, seven times to repeat the question...
"...like six, seven times to repeat the question..."
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He didn't saw her. He thought he saw her!
"He didn't saw her. He thought he saw her!"
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Friday night. You and I haven't slept in a bed for two days.
"Friday night. You and I haven't slept in a bed for two days."
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...when we're awake, showered, conscious.
"...when we're awake, showered, conscious."
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It's Saturday.
"It's Saturday."
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-Spike the punch? -Give back the money.
"-Spike the punch? -Give back the money."
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How deeply.
"How deeply."
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Listen, I appreciate what you're doing.
"Listen, I appreciate what you're doing."
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-If you had let me. -How would you have slept?
"-If you had let me. -How would you have slept?"
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At first I enjoyed the attention, being the centre of someone's life.
"At first I enjoyed the attention, being the centre of someone's life."
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He began treating me like some priceless antique.
"He began treating me like some priceless antique."
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The late Mrs. Clements visited our office this afternoon.
"The late Mrs. Clements visited our office this afternoon."
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Zorro will make you change!
"Zorro will make you change!"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Bonsoir, Monsieur Clements?
"Bonsoir, Monsieur Clements?"
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English. Please, English.
"English. Please, English."
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Mr. Clements, we have just received word from Los Angeles.
"Mr. Clements, we have just received word from Los Angeles."
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There has been an automobile accident.
"There has been an automobile accident."
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Mrs. Clements is dead.
"Mrs. Clements is dead."
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Who is it you want killed?
"Who is it you want killed?"
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Me.
"Me."
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What's the matter? You sick or something?
"What's the matter? You sick or something?"
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Yes, I'm sick.
"Yes, I'm sick."
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Did you bring the money?
"Did you bring the money?"
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Listen...
"Listen..."
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...loday is Tuesday.
"...loday is Tuesday."
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I need some time to get my affairs in order.
"I need some time to get my affairs in order."
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-I'd like it not to happen until Friday. -I'll tell him.
"-I'd like it not to happen until Friday. -I'll tell him."
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And I don't care where, I don't care when.
"And I don't care where, I don't care when."
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I'll tell him.
"I'll tell him."
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Trust me, everything about this litigation is pro forma.
"Trust me, everything about this litigation is pro forma."
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-Roger? -Allen.
"-Roger? -Allen."
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Jill is just trying to find the file with your will in it.
"Jill is just trying to find the file with your will in it."
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-Just a few minutes. -Fine, thank you.
"-Just a few minutes. -Fine, thank you."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Roger, what's wrong?
"Roger, what's wrong?"
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Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched?
"Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched?"
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Are you being bugged? Give us a call and we'll find the thug.
"Are you being bugged? Give us a call and we'll find the thug."
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Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick or John...
"Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick or John..."
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...we won't quit until he is gone.
"...we won't quit until he is gone."
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Yes, I am wearing a pale green dress.
"Yes, I am wearing a pale green dress."
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How did you know?
"How did you know?"
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You're watching me?
"You're watching me?"
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Right now?
"Right now?"
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Hello? Hello?
"Hello? Hello?"
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-Morning, Ms. DiPesto. -Morning, Ms. Hayes.
"-Morning, Ms. DiPesto. -Morning, Ms. Hayes."
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-Is Mr. Addison in yet? -About 20 minutes now.
"-Is Mr. Addison in yet? -About 20 minutes now."
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Hold all his calls for the next couple of minutes, will you?
"Hold all his calls for the next couple of minutes, will you?"
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David.
"David."
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-I can't find him anywhere. -Hi, Mr. Addison.
"-I can't find him anywhere. -Hi, Mr. Addison."
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-Hi, Ms. DiPesto. -David!
"-Hi, Ms. DiPesto. -David!"
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-Really? What a coincidence. I'm here. -Is there any way we can talk?
"-Really? What a coincidence. I'm here. -Is there any way we can talk?"
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-What if we use mouths and tongues? -Your office.
"-What if we use mouths and tongues? -Your office."
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No putting one over on you. That is my office.
"No putting one over on you. That is my office."
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-l need a favour. -Done.
"-l need a favour. -Done."
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-What do you mean? -I mean whatever you need, it's done.
"-What do you mean? -I mean whatever you need, it's done."
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-Whatever favour you want, you got it. -Wanna hear what it is first?
"-Whatever favour you want, you got it. -Wanna hear what it is first?"
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-l don't need to. -You don't need to?
"-l don't need to. -You don't need to?"
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No, I can't think of anything that I wouldn't wanna help you with.
"No, I can't think of anything that I wouldn't wanna help you with."
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-It involves a wedding. -A thought does come to mind.
"-It involves a wedding. -A thought does come to mind."
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I have a cousin in Chicago getting married for the second time.
"I have a cousin in Chicago getting married for the second time."
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Oh, your cousin.
"Oh, your cousin."
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I can't tell you what it's like to go to a family wedding alone.
"I can't tell you what it's like to go to a family wedding alone."
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-Wait a second. -You get introduced to everyone...
"-Wait a second. -You get introduced to everyone..."
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...who's male, single and still breathes. They make sure you get the bouquet...
"...who's male, single and still breathes. They make sure you get the bouquet..."
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...and I've yet to meet a photographer...
"...and I've yet to meet a photographer..."
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...who didn't think I had terrific bone structure...
"...who didn't think I had terrific bone structure..."
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...and haven't I always wanted to model for some tasteful highly artistic nudes?
"...and haven't I always wanted to model for some tasteful highly artistic nudes?"
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-I don't believe it. -So, what I was wondering was...
"-I don't believe it. -So, what I was wondering was..."
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-...if I could get you to take me. -I'd be delighted.
"-...if I could get you to take me. -I'd be delighted."
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-What? -Well, I'd rather you weren't delighted.
"-What? -Well, I'd rather you weren't delighted."
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-Weren't delighted? -I'd rather you were fine with it.
"-Weren't delighted? -I'd rather you were fine with it."
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-Fine with it? -Fine with it.
"-Fine with it? -Fine with it."
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-Fine, I'm fine with it. -No, you're not. You're delighted.
"-Fine, I'm fine with it. -No, you're not. You're delighted."
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You're right. Actually, I'm confused.
"You're right. Actually, I'm confused."
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Why wouldn't you go with someone who's delighted to take you?
"Why wouldn't you go with someone who's delighted to take you?"
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-You wouldn't understand. -No?
"-You wouldn't understand. -No?"
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You wouldn't. See, I was supposed to go with my dentist, Jordan.
"You wouldn't. See, I was supposed to go with my dentist, Jordan."
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A dentist named after an almond?
"A dentist named after an almond?"
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What's nice about going with Jordan is he's an NSM.
"What's nice about going with Jordan is he's an NSM."
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-Military guy, huh? -Nice, safe man. He's nice, he's safe--
"-Military guy, huh? -Nice, safe man. He's nice, he's safe--"
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All right, I can guess the rest.
"All right, I can guess the rest."
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-You were gonna go with this eunuch-- -NSM.
"-You were gonna go with this eunuch-- -NSM."
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-What happened? -Mrs. Peterson.
"-What happened? -Mrs. Peterson."
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-Mrs. Peterson? -Mrs. Peterson.
"-Mrs. Peterson? -Mrs. Peterson."
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He was doing a root canal. She bit him.
"He was doing a root canal. She bit him."
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-Bit him? -Bit him.
"-Bit him? -Bit him."
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She didn't think he was such a nice, safe man.
"She didn't think he was such a nice, safe man."
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Now he's gotta stay in town and get shots for the next 10 days.
"Now he's gotta stay in town and get shots for the next 10 days."
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-I'll try and do something about that. -I'm serious.
"-I'll try and do something about that. -I'm serious."
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My whole family's gonna be at this wedding.
"My whole family's gonna be at this wedding."
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I have enough to worry about without you being delighted.
"I have enough to worry about without you being delighted."
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-I'm not that delighted. -Wondering if I'm having a good time.
"-I'm not that delighted. -Wondering if I'm having a good time."
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What do I care?
"What do I care?"
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-Rushing for the check. -My wallet is glued to my pocket.
"-Rushing for the check. -My wallet is glued to my pocket."
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Quizzing me about what our sleeping arrangements will be.
"Quizzing me about what our sleeping arrangements will be."
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You said you wanted safe, not dead.
"You said you wanted safe, not dead."
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I can see this is going to be a fun weekend.
"I can see this is going to be a fun weekend."
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-Maybe we should forget about it. -Maybe we should!
"-Maybe we should forget about it. -Maybe we should!"
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Good.
"Good."
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-l can't. -No backbone. I like that in a woman.
"-l can't. -No backbone. I like that in a woman."
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could just rent a guy?
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could just rent a guy?"
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Someone to take home on Thanksgiving and Christmas and special occasions.
"Someone to take home on Thanksgiving and Christmas and special occasions."
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Someone you could put back in the box when the occasion was over.
"Someone you could put back in the box when the occasion was over."
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-Like a tux. -Exactly like a tux.
"-Like a tux. -Exactly like a tux."
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-Or a car. -Exactly like a car.
"-Or a car. -Exactly like a car."
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-But there isn't. -Doggone it.
"-But there isn't. -Doggone it."
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Maddie...
"Maddie..."
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...if you'd feel more comfortable actually paying someone...
"...if you'd feel more comfortable actually paying someone..."
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