You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Moonlighting - Fetal Attraction (S04E04)

TV Movies 1985 Season 4, Episode 9 686 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Wow, the magic's back.
"Wow, the magic's back."
Moonlighting
Run away.
"Run away."
Moonlighting
Lamaze.
"Lamaze."
Moonlighting
Is this your wife's first pregnancy?
"Is this your wife's first pregnancy?"
Moonlighting
...mortgages, baby furniture and concentrate on....
"...mortgages, baby furniture and concentrate on...."
Moonlighting
Although, you'll like the number I picked out for you.
"Although, you'll like the number I picked out for you."
Moonlighting
...I am glad to help in any...
"...I am glad to help in any..."
Moonlighting
Relax.
"Relax."
Moonlighting
...a very special place...
"...a very special place..."
Moonlighting
Yeah. Mind if I ask how far along you are?
"Yeah. Mind if I ask how far along you are?"
Moonlighting
To be honest with you, I sat down here...
"To be honest with you, I sat down here..."
Moonlighting
...and look what happens to you.
"...and look what happens to you."
Moonlighting
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Moonlighting
You don't strike me as someone who can't get dates.
"You don't strike me as someone who can't get dates."
Moonlighting
What's your name?
"What's your name?"
Moonlighting
No, I wanna stay bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"No, I wanna stay bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."
Moonlighting
Cheers.
"Cheers."
Moonlighting
Must have been hitting the books hard.
"Must have been hitting the books hard."
Moonlighting
-And you don't wanna do that? -It wasn't about marriage.
"-And you don't wanna do that? -It wasn't about marriage."
Moonlighting
Miss Hayes, I think Mr. Addison probably sent those to you.
"Miss Hayes, I think Mr. Addison probably sent those to you."
Moonlighting
Well, that's perfect because I'm taking Maddie down to Michelle's...
"Well, that's perfect because I'm taking Maddie down to Michelle's..."
Moonlighting
...to buy some of those wonderful maternity clothes...
"...to buy some of those wonderful maternity clothes..."
Moonlighting
It's just taken me time to understand...
"It's just taken me time to understand..."
Moonlighting
It's just another way of saying that....
"It's just another way of saying that...."
Moonlighting
And it was designed to end.
"And it was designed to end."
Moonlighting
And she can't...
"And she can't..."
Moonlighting
I can't tell you that I'm rolling sevens with that one.
"I can't tell you that I'm rolling sevens with that one."
Moonlighting
I mean, it's not hot, it's not cold, it's not black, it's not white.
"I mean, it's not hot, it's not cold, it's not black, it's not white."
Moonlighting
Yeah, I feel something back.
"Yeah, I feel something back."
Moonlighting
Good morning, Mr. Addison.
"Good morning, Mr. Addison."
Moonlighting
Good morning, troops.
"Good morning, troops."
Moonlighting
Shoulders back, stomachs in, chests pert.
"Shoulders back, stomachs in, chests pert."
Moonlighting
The sun's in the east and the ink is in the black.
"The sun's in the east and the ink is in the black."
Moonlighting
Nap time's at 3:30.
"Nap time's at 3:30."
Moonlighting
O'Neill, you can be the wake-up fairy today.
"O'Neill, you can be the wake-up fairy today."
Moonlighting
Another day cramming for motherhood.
"Another day cramming for motherhood."
Moonlighting
You know, he went through two highlighter pens yesterday.
"You know, he went through two highlighter pens yesterday."
Moonlighting
One pink and one blue.
"One pink and one blue."
Moonlighting
Next thing you know, he'll be knitting bootees.
"Next thing you know, he'll be knitting bootees."
Moonlighting
I don't know. Somehow, all this stuff...
"I don't know. Somehow, all this stuff..."
Moonlighting
...it just doesn't seem very guy-like.
"...it just doesn't seem very guy-like."
Moonlighting
I mean, pregnant guys do different things.
"I mean, pregnant guys do different things."
Moonlighting
They open doors...
"They open doors..."
Moonlighting
...they go out in the middle of the night in search of weird food...
"...they go out in the middle of the night in search of weird food..."
Moonlighting
...they pace up and down anxiously in hospital waiting rooms.
"...they pace up and down anxiously in hospital waiting rooms."
Moonlighting
But they don't sit around all day...
"But they don't sit around all day..."
Moonlighting
...reading The Stages of Motherhood...
"...reading The Stages of Motherhood..."
Moonlighting
...and The Wonderful World of Pregnancy.
"...and The Wonderful World of Pregnancy."
Moonlighting
Wouldn't you read for me?
"Wouldn't you read for me?"
Moonlighting
For you?
"For you?"
Moonlighting
For you, I would commit Dr. Spock to memory.
"For you, I would commit Dr. Spock to memory."
Moonlighting
Miss DiPesto?
"Miss DiPesto?"
Moonlighting
Can I see you a minute?
"Can I see you a minute?"
Moonlighting
-Yes, Mr. Addison? -Agnes, you're a woman.
"-Yes, Mr. Addison? -Agnes, you're a woman."
Moonlighting
-You should know about this. -l am?
"-You should know about this. -l am?"
Moonlighting
I mean, about what stuff?
"I mean, about what stuff?"
Moonlighting
About babies.
"About babies."
Moonlighting
-Babies? -Well, yeah.
"-Babies? -Well, yeah."
Moonlighting
I've been reading all this and learning but there's a lot to learn...
"I've been reading all this and learning but there's a lot to learn..."
Moonlighting
...before Mr. Stork drops down the chimney.
"...before Mr. Stork drops down the chimney."
Moonlighting
I think it's Santa Claus that drops his load.
"I think it's Santa Claus that drops his load."
Moonlighting
-The stork goes up to the doorstep. -I knew you'd know about this stuff.
"-The stork goes up to the doorstep. -I knew you'd know about this stuff."
Moonlighting
Sit down. I wanna run a couple questions by you.
"Sit down. I wanna run a couple questions by you."
Moonlighting
Number one: Does it hurt when a baby kicks?
"Number one: Does it hurt when a baby kicks?"
Moonlighting
I don't know. Children usually like me.
"I don't know. Children usually like me."
Moonlighting
No, I mean, when a baby kicks inside.
"No, I mean, when a baby kicks inside."
Moonlighting
Does it feel like there's another whole person inside you playing soccer...
"Does it feel like there's another whole person inside you playing soccer..."
Moonlighting
...or just that you got a hold of some bad oysters?
"...or just that you got a hold of some bad oysters?"
Moonlighting
I've never been pregnant.
"I've never been pregnant."
Moonlighting
But you're a woman. You girls talk about these things...
"But you're a woman. You girls talk about these things..."
Moonlighting
...in the powder room, at baby showers.
"...in the powder room, at baby showers."
Moonlighting
I mean, you must know a couple women who've had babies, right?
"I mean, you must know a couple women who've had babies, right?"
Moonlighting
Well, I know my mother. She was pregnant.
"Well, I know my mother. She was pregnant."
Moonlighting
But I don't remember very much about it.
"But I don't remember very much about it."
Moonlighting
Yeah, but you're a woman. Don't you just know about these instinctively?
"Yeah, but you're a woman. Don't you just know about these instinctively?"
Moonlighting
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Moonlighting
-What things? -Mother things.
"-What things? -Mother things."
Moonlighting
For instance:
"For instance:"
Moonlighting
Do you feel like there's a space inside your body...
"Do you feel like there's a space inside your body..."
Moonlighting
...a space for the baby to grow?
"...a space for the baby to grow?"
Moonlighting
That somewhere between your ovaries, there's a womb for rent?
"That somewhere between your ovaries, there's a womb for rent?"
Moonlighting
I don't think so, Mr. Addison.
"I don't think so, Mr. Addison."
Moonlighting
I think that until a woman's pregnant, her instincts aren't pregnant either.
"I think that until a woman's pregnant, her instincts aren't pregnant either."
Moonlighting
Maybe you should ask a pregnant person.
"Maybe you should ask a pregnant person."
Moonlighting
Maybe you could ask Miss Hayes?
"Maybe you could ask Miss Hayes?"
Moonlighting
Not just yet.
"Not just yet."
Moonlighting
I thought, maybe, because you were doing all this...
"I thought, maybe, because you were doing all this..."
Moonlighting
...I just thought, maybe, Miss Hayes was coming home.
"...I just thought, maybe, Miss Hayes was coming home."
Moonlighting
You know what a futures bet is?
"You know what a futures bet is?"
Moonlighting
You bet that your team's gonna win the World Series...
"You bet that your team's gonna win the World Series..."
Moonlighting
It's like....
"It's like...."
Moonlighting
An act of faith.
"An act of faith."
Moonlighting
Yeah, it's like that.
"Yeah, it's like that."
Moonlighting
So much of what I have to learn...
"So much of what I have to learn..."
Moonlighting
...has nothing to do with these books and pamphlets.
"...has nothing to do with these books and pamphlets."
Moonlighting
The only thing I know is morning sickness...
"The only thing I know is morning sickness..."
Moonlighting
...and most of the time, I don't even wait until the morning,
"...and most of the time, I don't even wait until the morning,"
Moonlighting
I just-- I wanna learn, I wanna be ready. I wanna be able to help.
"I just-- I wanna learn, I wanna be ready. I wanna be able to help."
Moonlighting
Maybe it would help to be around other pregnant people.
"Maybe it would help to be around other pregnant people."
Moonlighting
People who are going through the same thing.
"People who are going through the same thing."
Moonlighting
You could join a Lamaze group.
"You could join a Lamaze group."
Moonlighting
Well, now, that sounds like something I could belly up to.
"Well, now, that sounds like something I could belly up to."
Moonlighting
-Bob, Judy, over here. -Oh, okay.
"-Bob, Judy, over here. -Oh, okay."
Moonlighting
Hello, can I help you?
"Hello, can I help you?"
Moonlighting
I'm looking for the instructor of this Lamaze class.
"I'm looking for the instructor of this Lamaze class."
Moonlighting
-Oh, that's me, come on in. -Oh, good.
"-Oh, that's me, come on in. -Oh, good."
Moonlighting
I'm Angela Bridges, RN.
"I'm Angela Bridges, RN."
Moonlighting
How do you do? David Addison.
"How do you do? David Addison."
Moonlighting
I was thinking, maybe I'd like to enroll.
"I was thinking, maybe I'd like to enroll."
Moonlighting
I'm sorry, but this class is already full.
"I'm sorry, but this class is already full."
Moonlighting
But I'm teaching another one tonight, 7:00.
"But I'm teaching another one tonight, 7:00."
Moonlighting
-Highland Elementary School. -Great.
"-Highland Elementary School. -Great."
Moonlighting
Good.
"Good."
Moonlighting
Fill this out, we'll get you squared away.
"Fill this out, we'll get you squared away."
Moonlighting
-Okay. -Okay, everybody.
"-Okay. -Okay, everybody."
Moonlighting
Coaches, get your partners comfortable...
"Coaches, get your partners comfortable..."
Moonlighting
...and start on the progressive relaxation exercise...
"...and start on the progressive relaxation exercise..."
Moonlighting
...I taught you last week.
"...I taught you last week."
Moonlighting
We're not really married.
"We're not really married."
Moonlighting
No lectures here. As long as you love each other...
"No lectures here. As long as you love each other..."
Moonlighting