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Clips from Moonlighting - North by North DiPesto (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 12 482 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
It's a new year, that's all. A new year.
"It's a new year, that's all. A new year."
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Yes, I did.
"Yes, I did."
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...was gonna be the same as the day before?
"...was gonna be the same as the day before?"
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To know every week is gonna be the same as every other week.
"To know every week is gonna be the same as every other week."
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A band whose idea of hot is playing "Born in the U.S.A." on the accordion.
"A band whose idea of hot is playing "Born in the U.S.A." on the accordion."
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It's...
"It's..."
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-Was he nice? -Nicer than nice.
"-Was he nice? -Nicer than nice."
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At first I thought he'd made a mistake...
"At first I thought he'd made a mistake..."
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No kidding, facial hair and everything? That explains the smile.
"No kidding, facial hair and everything? That explains the smile."
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-Perfect cure for UMS. -UMS?
"-Perfect cure for UMS. -UMS?"
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Telephone call for Agnes DiPesto at the front desk.
"Telephone call for Agnes DiPesto at the front desk."
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-So how'd you do? -Excuse me?
"-So how'd you do? -Excuse me?"
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What is it exactly you wanna do with this?
"What is it exactly you wanna do with this?"
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...gave me these tickets to go to this dance, and I met this guy.
"...gave me these tickets to go to this dance, and I met this guy."
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If you're a woman, death after the first date...
"If you're a woman, death after the first date..."
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Whatever it was, I didn't sleep through it, did 1?
"Whatever it was, I didn't sleep through it, did 1?"
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-Answer the question, Agnes. -No.
"-Answer the question, Agnes. -No."
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I like what you're doing with your hair there.
"I like what you're doing with your hair there."
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It's very different, very nice.
"It's very different, very nice."
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You're a very special woman, Agnes.
"You're a very special woman, Agnes."
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...not to let me go where I wanted to go.
"...not to let me go where I wanted to go."
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The man who infiltrated us was Kyle.
"The man who infiltrated us was Kyle."
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Just like he was supposed to, just as you had planned it.
"Just like he was supposed to, just as you had planned it."
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Get back here, you!
"Get back here, you!"
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Hey, you!
"Hey, you!"
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Honest Injun.
"Honest Injun."
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Morning, Ms. Hayes. Morning, Mr. Addison.
"Morning, Ms. Hayes. Morning, Mr. Addison."
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Sorry I'm a little late. Actually, I'm a lot late.
"Sorry I'm a little late. Actually, I'm a lot late."
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Yeah...
"Yeah..."
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-...for next week's episode. -I'll buy that.
"-...for next week's episode. -I'll buy that."
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You looking for something?
"You looking for something?"
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Get back to your workstation.
"Get back to your workstation."
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It's not there.
"It's not there."
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He switched the numbers. He switched the numbers.
"He switched the numbers. He switched the numbers."
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-Morning, Ms. DiPesto. -Morning, Ms. Hayes.
"-Morning, Ms. DiPesto. -Morning, Ms. Hayes."
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Ms. DiPesto, is everything all right?
"Ms. DiPesto, is everything all right?"
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All right?
"All right?"
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Well, you seem a little, I don't know, down.
"Well, you seem a little, I don't know, down."
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Down? Me? No, I'm not down.
"Down? Me? No, I'm not down."
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All right.
"All right."
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
"Blue Moon Detective Agency."
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If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn.
"If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn."
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Ms. DiPesto, would you step into my office.
"Ms. DiPesto, would you step into my office."
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What for?
"What for?"
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Right away, Ms. Hayes.
"Right away, Ms. Hayes."
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-You wanna tell me about it? -No.
"-You wanna tell me about it? -No."
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-Nothing to tell. -Ms. DiPesto, I saw you out there.
"-Nothing to tell. -Ms. DiPesto, I saw you out there."
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Ms. Hayes, it's not something you'd understand.
"Ms. Hayes, it's not something you'd understand."
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It's just something I do. Something I go through.
"It's just something I do. Something I go through."
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Did something happen?
"Did something happen?"
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At the beginning of every new year, I sit down and review my life.
"At the beginning of every new year, I sit down and review my life."
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-Well, that's a good thing to do. -It takes about a minute.
"-Well, that's a good thing to do. -It takes about a minute."
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I do the same thing each day, Ms. Hayes.
"I do the same thing each day, Ms. Hayes."
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-Excuse me? -My life...
"-Excuse me? -My life..."
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...it's nothing but the same thing, day after day.
"...it's nothing but the same thing, day after day."
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I get up at the same time, 6:30. I take the same bus, the number five.
"I get up at the same time, 6:30. I take the same bus, the number five."
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I order the same doughnut when I get to work, jelly.
"I order the same doughnut when I get to work, jelly."
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I answer the same phone, yours.
"I answer the same phone, yours."
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It's not a terrible life...
"It's not a terrible life..."
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...but it's not a soon-to-be major motion picture either.
"...but it's not a soon-to-be major motion picture either."
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What about after work?
"What about after work?"
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After work?
"After work?"
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After work, there's me...
"After work, there's me..."
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...Pat Sajak, Vanna White and the Wheel of Fortune.
"...Pat Sajak, Vanna White and the Wheel of Fortune."
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-I hate my name. -DiPesto?
"-I hate my name. -DiPesto?"
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No, Agnes.
"No, Agnes."
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-You don't like DiPesto? -Me? No, I love DiPesto.
"-You don't like DiPesto? -Me? No, I love DiPesto."
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-l love Agnes. -Well, I hate it.
"-l love Agnes. -Well, I hate it."
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I've always wanted to be a Barbara...
"I've always wanted to be a Barbara..."
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...or an Elaine.
"...or an Elaine."
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-I once knew a Barbara. She wasn't-- -I hate having black hair.
"-I once knew a Barbara. She wasn't-- -I hate having black hair."
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-I didn't mean to depress you. -You didn't.
"-I didn't mean to depress you. -You didn't."
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I better get back to my rut.
"I better get back to my rut."
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-Picked up the suit-- -Wouldn't it be awful...
"-Picked up the suit-- -Wouldn't it be awful..."
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...lo wake up every morning and know that every day...
"...lo wake up every morning and know that every day..."
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The polka shoes too, but I ain't doing no bunny hop.
"The polka shoes too, but I ain't doing no bunny hop."
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-Answering the same phone. -I have a confession.
"-Answering the same phone. -I have a confession."
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-I don't wanna go. -Where?
"-I don't wanna go. -Where?"
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Were you talking to me? What are you saying? You first.
"Were you talking to me? What are you saying? You first."
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What were you talking about?
"What were you talking about?"
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The California Investigators Association annual banquet. You?
"The California Investigators Association annual banquet. You?"
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Ms. DiPesto. She's been acting very strangely.
"Ms. DiPesto. She's been acting very strangely."
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-How can you tell? -She's depressed, sick of life.
"-How can you tell? -She's depressed, sick of life."
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-I'm worried. -Don't worry.
"-I'm worried. -Don't worry."
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She's just having an attack of UMS.
"She's just having an attack of UMS."
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-UmMs? -Ugly mood swing.
"-UmMs? -Ugly mood swing."
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A peculiarly feminine disease.
"A peculiarly feminine disease."
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-About this banquet-- -Exactly, I don't wanna go.
"-About this banquet-- -Exactly, I don't wanna go."
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-We're going, it's important. -For what?
"-We're going, it's important. -For what?"
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It's a chance to fight in public, but what else?
"It's a chance to fight in public, but what else?"
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-Business. -Business? Business what?
"-Business. -Business? Business what?"
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Now, the Annual Convention of Wife Cheaters...
"Now, the Annual Convention of Wife Cheaters..."
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...would be good for business.
"...would be good for business."
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-It'll be interesting. -It'll be boring.
"-It'll be interesting. -It'll be boring."
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The only thing that could liven it up is a strip-search demonstration with you.
"The only thing that could liven it up is a strip-search demonstration with you."
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Addison...
"Addison..."
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...thank you. I think.
"...thank you. I think."
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-We're going. -Oh, come on, Maddie.
"-We're going. -Oh, come on, Maddie."
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Being detectives is what we do all day, every day. I don't wanna--
"Being detectives is what we do all day, every day. I don't wanna--"
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-Say that again. "That."
"-Say that again. "That.""
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David, you've just given me a wonderful idea.
"David, you've just given me a wonderful idea."
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That strip-search thing? How do you feel about barnyard animals?
"That strip-search thing? How do you feel about barnyard animals?"
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Being detectives is what we do all day, but it's not what Ms. DiPesto does.
"Being detectives is what we do all day, but it's not what Ms. DiPesto does."
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-Not what Ms. DiPesto does at all. -Thank the Lord for small favours.
"-Not what Ms. DiPesto does at all. -Thank the Lord for small favours."
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This could be exactly what she needs.
"This could be exactly what she needs."
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Are you suggesting sending DiPesto to this banquet?
"Are you suggesting sending DiPesto to this banquet?"
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There will be other banquets for us, but Agnes...
"There will be other banquets for us, but Agnes..."
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...how many banquets are in her future?
"...how many banquets are in her future?"
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-All right, you convinced me. -I'll give DiPesto my ticket...
"-All right, you convinced me. -I'll give DiPesto my ticket..."
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...and you can be her escort.
"...and you can be her escort."
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Wait a second! Maddie, we can't do that to Agnes.
"Wait a second! Maddie, we can't do that to Agnes."
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-We can't? -She shows up with me...
"-We can't? -She shows up with me..."
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-...8he won't meet other men. -Think so?
"-...8he won't meet other men. -Think so?"
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Yes, I know so.
"Yes, I know so."
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Guys don't hit on other men's women. It's like the rule, a code, like--
"Guys don't hit on other men's women. It's like the rule, a code, like--"
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-Honour among thieves? -Exactly like that.
"-Honour among thieves? -Exactly like that."
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Maddie, Agnes has gotta be free to network...
"Maddie, Agnes has gotta be free to network..."
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...chitchat, knickknack, paddywack, give a dog a bone...
"...chitchat, knickknack, paddywack, give a dog a bone..."
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...if she wants a guy to roll her home.
"...if she wants a guy to roll her home."
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Maddie, it's time to let our little girl grow up.
"Maddie, it's time to let our little girl grow up."
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