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Clips from Moonlighting - Blonde on Blonde (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 11 545 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Blue Moon Investigations.
"Blue Moon Investigations."
Moonlighting
If you're not, how are we gonna have an argument?
"If you're not, how are we gonna have an argument?"
Moonlighting
-...doesn't mean what you think. -Well put.
"-...doesn't mean what you think. -Well put."
Moonlighting
But did it ever occur to you that I'd like to sort it out by myself in private?
"But did it ever occur to you that I'd like to sort it out by myself in private?"
Moonlighting
That's crazy. Of course I wanna hear about it.
"That's crazy. Of course I wanna hear about it."
Moonlighting
Maybe two guys, maybe even three. Depends on her mood.
"Maybe two guys, maybe even three. Depends on her mood."
Moonlighting
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Moonlighting
You, me, your wife and her lawyer.
"You, me, your wife and her lawyer."
Moonlighting
I mean, I'm getting signals here.
"I mean, I'm getting signals here."
Moonlighting
Moe.
"Moe."
Moonlighting
Man, is there a back way out of here?
"Man, is there a back way out of here?"
Moonlighting
Hey, you!
"Hey, you!"
Moonlighting
As soon as I realized it was you...
"As soon as I realized it was you..."
Moonlighting
This is all just a mix-up. I thought she was someone else.
"This is all just a mix-up. I thought she was someone else."
Moonlighting
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Moonlighting
It's just so clear.
"It's just so clear."
Moonlighting
...the missus got ideas.
"...the missus got ideas."
Moonlighting
Took the money for herself.
"Took the money for herself."
Moonlighting
-David. -David.
"-David. -David."
Moonlighting
...but since we're not here, talk to this machine.
"...but since we're not here, talk to this machine."
Moonlighting
When you hear the beep, leave your name and number.
"When you hear the beep, leave your name and number."
Moonlighting
Don't hang up, that would be a bummer.
"Don't hang up, that would be a bummer."
Moonlighting
Hi, this is Maddie. I won't be coming in today.
"Hi, this is Maddie. I won't be coming in today."
Moonlighting
I'm
"I'm"
Moonlighting
...sick.
"...sick."
Moonlighting
And the dealer will turn over his last card.
"And the dealer will turn over his last card."
Moonlighting
Oh, my--
"Oh, my--"
Moonlighting
A black nine and a red five in the same hand.
"A black nine and a red five in the same hand."
Moonlighting
Well, I guess that beats your straight flush, huh, boys?
"Well, I guess that beats your straight flush, huh, boys?"
Moonlighting
-It does. -Yeah, yeah.
"-It does. -Yeah, yeah."
Moonlighting
So thank you for your cooperation and in the future...
"So thank you for your cooperation and in the future..."
Moonlighting
...any signs of body lice should be reported directly to your physician.
"...any signs of body lice should be reported directly to your physician."
Moonlighting
Hi, boss. Speedy recovery.
"Hi, boss. Speedy recovery."
Moonlighting
You're wondering what we're doing here.
"You're wondering what we're doing here."
Moonlighting
-No. -Your mail, Miss Hayes.
"-No. -Your mail, Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
Almost dressed, Miss Hayes.
"Almost dressed, Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
Now, let's not all panic, I'm sure she meant to scream at us.
"Now, let's not all panic, I'm sure she meant to scream at us."
Moonlighting
Yeah, a minor health hazard.
"Yeah, a minor health hazard."
Moonlighting
I figured a spot check would be easier than evacuating the whole office.
"I figured a spot check would be easier than evacuating the whole office."
Moonlighting
Okay, you caught me, it wasn't a lice check.
"Okay, you caught me, it wasn't a lice check."
Moonlighting
It was an air-conditioning drill.
"It was an air-conditioning drill."
Moonlighting
Like a fire drill, only this is in case the air conditioner doesn't work.
"Like a fire drill, only this is in case the air conditioner doesn't work."
Moonlighting
-Good idea. -Good idea?
"-Good idea. -Good idea?"
Moonlighting
-David, would you excuse me, please? -Tell me what's bothering you.
"-David, would you excuse me, please? -Tell me what's bothering you."
Moonlighting
-You think something's bothering me? -Attitude.
"-You think something's bothering me? -Attitude."
Moonlighting
-What attitude? -You just witnessed a breach...
"-What attitude? -You just witnessed a breach..."
Moonlighting
...in office decorum.
"...in office decorum."
Moonlighting
Then I walk in here and lie to you about what we were doing.
"Then I walk in here and lie to you about what we were doing."
Moonlighting
You watch the show every Tuesday night...
"You watch the show every Tuesday night..."
Moonlighting
...you're supposed to get angry now.
"...you're supposed to get angry now."
Moonlighting
-I'm not gonna get angry. -You're not gonna get angry?
"-I'm not gonna get angry. -You're not gonna get angry?"
Moonlighting
-We're not. -We're not? We have to.
"-We're not. -We're not? We have to."
Moonlighting
You haven't considered the consequences of a day going by...
"You haven't considered the consequences of a day going by..."
Moonlighting
...without a little angry banter between us?
"...without a little angry banter between us?"
Moonlighting
We're talking damage to our relationship...
"We're talking damage to our relationship..."
Moonlighting
...to office morale, to February sweeps.
"...to office morale, to February sweeps."
Moonlighting
-Go away, David. -Come on, Maddie.
"-Go away, David. -Come on, Maddie."
Moonlighting
Circle the wagons. Put them up, put on the gloves.
"Circle the wagons. Put them up, put on the gloves."
Moonlighting
The money's on the table and people wanna see blood.
"The money's on the table and people wanna see blood."
Moonlighting
I don't feel like arguing.
"I don't feel like arguing."
Moonlighting
So. Just because you don't feel like arguing...
"So. Just because you don't feel like arguing..."
Moonlighting
...you're gonna ruin everybody else's day.
"...you're gonna ruin everybody else's day."
Moonlighting
That's a little selfish, don't you think? You're raining on our cloud, Maddie.
"That's a little selfish, don't you think? You're raining on our cloud, Maddie."
Moonlighting
David, not arguing is good. I like not arguing.
"David, not arguing is good. I like not arguing."
Moonlighting
Not arguing is something a lot of people aspire to.
"Not arguing is something a lot of people aspire to."
Moonlighting
But arguing is what we do. It's our thing.
"But arguing is what we do. It's our thing."
Moonlighting
Look, Astaire and Rogers dance. Sears and Roebuck sells.
"Look, Astaire and Rogers dance. Sears and Roebuck sells."
Moonlighting
-Masters and Johnson-- -Knock it off.
"-Masters and Johnson-- -Knock it off."
Moonlighting
Exactly.
"Exactly."
Moonlighting
Come on.
"Come on."
Moonlighting
No axes to grind. No bones to pick.
"No axes to grind. No bones to pick."
Moonlighting
None. It's a boneless day...
"None. It's a boneless day..."
Moonlighting
...and I'm in no mood. So would you mind?
"...and I'm in no mood. So would you mind?"
Moonlighting
As a matter of fact, I do mind. I want you to tell me what's wrong.
"As a matter of fact, I do mind. I want you to tell me what's wrong."
Moonlighting
You are sick. Stand up, I wanna take your temperature.
"You are sick. Stand up, I wanna take your temperature."
Moonlighting
There's nothing wrong with me.
"There's nothing wrong with me."
Moonlighting
Nothing at all.
"Nothing at all."
Moonlighting
And the papers say I got a big ego. What is it? It's me, right?
"And the papers say I got a big ego. What is it? It's me, right?"
Moonlighting
-What did I do? -Nothing. You didn't do anything.
"-What did I do? -Nothing. You didn't do anything."
Moonlighting
Then that's the problem, then.
"Then that's the problem, then."
Moonlighting
But what is it specifically that I did not do?
"But what is it specifically that I did not do?"
Moonlighting
Did I not make a sexist comment? Did I not act immature?
"Did I not make a sexist comment? Did I not act immature?"
Moonlighting
David, believe it or not, there are things that happen...
"David, believe it or not, there are things that happen..."
Moonlighting
-...that have nothing to do with you. -You can't prove that.
"-...that have nothing to do with you. -You can't prove that."
Moonlighting
You don't know what I do when I'm not in this office.
"You don't know what I do when I'm not in this office."
Moonlighting
-Why am I even here? -Look. Every morning it's the same.
"-Why am I even here? -Look. Every morning it's the same."
Moonlighting
Fall out of bed. Drop in the Visine.
"Fall out of bed. Drop in the Visine."
Moonlighting
Have a knock-down drag-out with Maddie Hayes.
"Have a knock-down drag-out with Maddie Hayes."
Moonlighting
It's the shine on my shoes. It's the syrup on my pancake.
"It's the shine on my shoes. It's the syrup on my pancake."
Moonlighting
Kind of completes the day. And when I don't get it, I wonder why.
"Kind of completes the day. And when I don't get it, I wonder why."
Moonlighting
David, our arguments are a routine. A bad habit, that's all.
"David, our arguments are a routine. A bad habit, that's all."
Moonlighting
Damn right. We can't just quit cold turkey.
"Damn right. We can't just quit cold turkey."
Moonlighting
We have to withdraw slowly, we have to wean off gradually.
"We have to withdraw slowly, we have to wean off gradually."
Moonlighting
A few verbal slurs, an occasional offensive remark.
"A few verbal slurs, an occasional offensive remark."
Moonlighting
David, I'd just like to be alone.
"David, I'd just like to be alone."
Moonlighting
Doesn't have to be a brawl. Could be a tiff, a small tiff, a tiffette.
"Doesn't have to be a brawl. Could be a tiff, a small tiff, a tiffette."
Moonlighting
-David. -Maddie.
"-David. -Maddie."
Moonlighting
-Why are you doing this? -I know something's bothering you.
"-Why are you doing this? -I know something's bothering you."
Moonlighting
I hear the rumbling. Admit it.
"I hear the rumbling. Admit it."
Moonlighting
Bubbling under the surface, Mount St. Maddie is about to blow.
"Bubbling under the surface, Mount St. Maddie is about to blow."
Moonlighting
All it takes is one extra jolt to make it spill on out.
"All it takes is one extra jolt to make it spill on out."
Moonlighting
What makes you think you know me?
"What makes you think you know me?"
Moonlighting
Just because you think something means something...
"Just because you think something means something..."
Moonlighting
Something is bothering me. I do have things on my mind.
"Something is bothering me. I do have things on my mind."
Moonlighting
I knew I shouldn't have come in, I don't know why I did. I'm leaving.
"I knew I shouldn't have come in, I don't know why I did. I'm leaving."
Moonlighting
I don't where I'm going and I don't know when I'll be back. Okay?
"I don't where I'm going and I don't know when I'll be back. Okay?"
Moonlighting
Wouldn't happen to have an unmarked deck of cards would you?
"Wouldn't happen to have an unmarked deck of cards would you?"
Moonlighting
Hi. I figured you'd be long gone.
"Hi. I figured you'd be long gone."
Moonlighting
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Moonlighting
No, I was just teaching Viola some bitter lessons...
"No, I was just teaching Viola some bitter lessons..."
Moonlighting
...about high-stakes poker...
"...about high-stakes poker..."
Moonlighting
...which I would gladly forgo if you would talk to me.
"...which I would gladly forgo if you would talk to me."
Moonlighting
-Talk to you? -Yeah, talk to me.
"-Talk to you? -Yeah, talk to me."
Moonlighting
I know you. You're blue.
"I know you. You're blue."
Moonlighting
You're bluer than blue. You're damn near puce.
"You're bluer than blue. You're damn near puce."
Moonlighting
Look, it's not that I don't wanna talk to you...
"Look, it's not that I don't wanna talk to you..."
Moonlighting
...it's just that there's really nothing to talk about.
"...it's just that there's really nothing to talk about."
Moonlighting
What's bothering me is so....
"What's bothering me is so...."
Moonlighting
-What? -It's nothing. It's just a mood.
"-What? -It's nothing. It's just a mood."
Moonlighting
It's-- It'll be gone in the morning. It's nothing.
"It's-- It'll be gone in the morning. It's nothing."
Moonlighting