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Clips from Moonlighting - Moonlighting (Pilot) (S01E01)

TV Movies 1985 Season 1, Episode 1 1,079 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Andre.
"Andre."
Moonlighting
Good morning, Miss Hayes. How was the trip?
"Good morning, Miss Hayes. How was the trip?"
Moonlighting
Truth, Maddie, you've been done, you've been done good.
"Truth, Maddie, you've been done, you've been done good."
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...of a bait and tackle shop, a dirty bookstore...
"...of a bait and tackle shop, a dirty bookstore..."
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Nope, there certainly aren't. Whatever that means.
"Nope, there certainly aren't. Whatever that means."
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-Why, Grandpa, why? -That was the alarm company.
"-Why, Grandpa, why? -That was the alarm company."
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That would bring the geek back here, wouldn't it?
"That would bring the geek back here, wouldn't it?"
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Oh, forgive me, is this conversation making you nervous?
"Oh, forgive me, is this conversation making you nervous?"
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That's because we're supposed to lose money.
"That's because we're supposed to lose money."
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I'll lend you the album, you make a tape and get it back to me.
"I'll lend you the album, you make a tape and get it back to me."
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Stick around, there's going to be another murder.
"Stick around, there's going to be another murder."
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A man was murdered. He was stabbed to death right in front of me.
"A man was murdered. He was stabbed to death right in front of me."
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And I'm very sorry.
"And I'm very sorry."
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...this is really your car, not my car. I'm out of your life.
"...this is really your car, not my car. I'm out of your life."
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Oh, but you probably can't feel the heat sitting way over there.
"Oh, but you probably can't feel the heat sitting way over there."
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I have many friends there. That will be easy enough to check.
"I have many friends there. That will be easy enough to check."
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Switched watches on you when I grabbed your purse...
"Switched watches on you when I grabbed your purse..."
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-Agreed. -So obviously, what we need...
"-Agreed. -So obviously, what we need..."
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It's got no stem for setting the time.
"It's got no stem for setting the time."
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-Forgive me. -How did you get in here?
"-Forgive me. -How did you get in here?"
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-...to say they're on to us. -Who?
"-...to say they're on to us. -Who?"
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You can't do that. You wouldn't.
"You can't do that. You wouldn't."
Moonlighting
Now, listen, I want you to turn around, and whatever you do, don't look down.
"Now, listen, I want you to turn around, and whatever you do, don't look down."
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Come and get them.
"Come and get them."
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You, me, business.
"You, me, business."
Moonlighting
I know what you're thinking. And I just wanna tell you...
"I know what you're thinking. And I just wanna tell you..."
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-Jonathan. -Sleep.
"-Jonathan. -Sleep."
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Do I know you?
"Do I know you?"
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Is there something that you want from me?
"Is there something that you want from me?"
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I didn't see him. I didn't see him.
"I didn't see him. I didn't see him."
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-Is he all right? -l swear, I didn't see him.
"-Is he all right? -l swear, I didn't see him."
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He just ran out of nowhere. He--
"He just ran out of nowhere. He--"
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Hey.
"Hey."
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-Weirdo. -The guy came out on the street.
"-Weirdo. -The guy came out on the street."
Moonlighting
-Okay, give me your name. -Klaus Gunter.
"-Okay, give me your name. -Klaus Gunter."
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-Wait. Hey, hey. -Take it easy.
"-Wait. Hey, hey. -Take it easy."
Moonlighting
What the--?
"What the--?"
Moonlighting
That's it!
"That's it!"
Moonlighting
What are you doing? What is going on?
"What are you doing? What is going on?"
Moonlighting
You want to know what's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. This--
"You want to know what's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. This--"
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This is going on.
"This is going on."
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-I appreciated your-- -What is all this?
"-I appreciated your-- -What is all this?"
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Is there something going on that I should know about?
"Is there something going on that I should know about?"
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What is he talking about? Why is he smashing my china?
"What is he talking about? Why is he smashing my china?"
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--that I would like to discuss with you.
"--that I would like to discuss with you."
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What do you mean? Why are you smashing her china?
"What do you mean? Why are you smashing her china?"
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Tell her that I'm an artiste. I do not work free.
"Tell her that I'm an artiste. I do not work free."
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-He says he's an artiste-- -What does he mean, free?
"-He says he's an artiste-- -What does he mean, free?"
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-No one is asking him to work for free. -Go tell it to the bank.
"-No one is asking him to work for free. -Go tell it to the bank."
Moonlighting
The household staff's paychecks, they all bounced again.
"The household staff's paychecks, they all bounced again."
Moonlighting
Bounced? What do you mean bounced?
"Bounced? What do you mean bounced?"
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Oh, you shouldn't have asked that, Miss Hayes.
"Oh, you shouldn't have asked that, Miss Hayes."
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Bounced. So you wanna know what bounced means?
"Bounced. So you wanna know what bounced means?"
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I'll tell you what bounced means. Do you see this dish?
"I'll tell you what bounced means. Do you see this dish?"
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No bouncy. This is the check. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
"No bouncy. This is the check. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy."
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This.
"This."
Moonlighting
No bouncy. This check:
"No bouncy. This check:"
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-And that. -No, Andre.
"-And that. -No, Andre."
Moonlighting
Selma.
"Selma."
Moonlighting
We get the idea.
"We get the idea."
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Andre, whatever the problem is, I'm sure it's just some mistake.
"Andre, whatever the problem is, I'm sure it's just some mistake."
Moonlighting
That's what the accountant say, over and over again.
"That's what the accountant say, over and over again."
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Finito mistakes, Andre quit.
"Finito mistakes, Andre quit."
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I'm gonna call my accountant right now.
"I'm gonna call my accountant right now."
Moonlighting
How long has this been going on? Checks bouncing.
"How long has this been going on? Checks bouncing."
Moonlighting
About a month, just after you left for the cruise.
"About a month, just after you left for the cruise."
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This is Maddie Hayes--
"This is Maddie Hayes--"
Moonlighting
We're sorry, this number is disconnected--
"We're sorry, this number is disconnected--"
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What is this?
"What is this?"
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We're sorry, this number is disconnected...
"We're sorry, this number is disconnected..."
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...or is no longer--
"...or is no longer--"
Moonlighting
Have Peter get the car. I'm going over there.
"Have Peter get the car. I'm going over there."
Moonlighting
Miss Hayes.
"Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
Peter quit early this morning. He took the car with him as security.
"Peter quit early this morning. He took the car with him as security."
Moonlighting
It's all right, Selma, it's going to be all right.
"It's all right, Selma, it's going to be all right."
Moonlighting
Just call me a cab and I'll go get dressed.
"Just call me a cab and I'll go get dressed."
Moonlighting
Yes, ma'am. Ma'am, Miss Hayes.
"Yes, ma'am. Ma'am, Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
-Maddie. -Selma.
"-Maddie. -Selma."
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I understand. You have family, obligations.
"I understand. You have family, obligations."
Moonlighting
Besides, I'm sure it's just some mistake.
"Besides, I'm sure it's just some mistake."
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I'm sure you're right, ma'am.
"I'm sure you're right, ma'am."
Moonlighting
Are you telling me that I have no recourse?
"Are you telling me that I have no recourse?"
Moonlighting
That someone can steal everything that I've worked so hard for...
"That someone can steal everything that I've worked so hard for..."
Moonlighting
...since I was 14 years old, and there's nothing I can do about it?
"...since I was 14 years old, and there's nothing I can do about it?"
Moonlighting
Your business managers took every dime you had in the bank.
"Your business managers took every dime you had in the bank."
Moonlighting
I'm broke? -No, no, no. You're not broke.
"I'm broke? -No, no, no. You're not broke."
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-It sure sounds like broke. -Yeah, and it's gonna feel like broke.
"-It sure sounds like broke. -Yeah, and it's gonna feel like broke."
Moonlighting
But they only took liquid assets like cash in the bank, stock certificates...
"But they only took liquid assets like cash in the bank, stock certificates..."
Moonlighting
...things like that. You still have other sources of income.
"...things like that. You still have other sources of income."
Moonlighting
-Like what? -Well, like this.
"-Like what? -Well, like this."
Moonlighting
You've invested in a number of companies. Look, there's a whole list.
"You've invested in a number of companies. Look, there's a whole list."
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-Got a dog-grooming outfit. -Oh, Alan.
"-Got a dog-grooming outfit. -Oh, Alan."
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-A nail boutique. -Tell me it gets better, say:
"-A nail boutique. -Tell me it gets better, say:"
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"It gets better." -This is interesting.
""It gets better." -This is interesting."
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A family portrait studio.
"A family portrait studio."
Moonlighting
Hand me that wastebasket, I'm going to throw up.
"Hand me that wastebasket, I'm going to throw up."
Moonlighting
Oh, don't throw up yet. You also own part...
"Oh, don't throw up yet. You also own part..."
Moonlighting
...and a detective agency.
"...and a detective agency."
Moonlighting
Now, last year...
"Now, last year..."
Moonlighting
...the entire group of investments produced $400,311?
"...the entire group of investments produced $400,311?"
Moonlighting
Hey, but that's great. I made that much?
"Hey, but that's great. I made that much?"
Moonlighting
No, you lost that much.
"No, you lost that much."
Moonlighting
Apparently, these investments were maintained as write-offs.
"Apparently, these investments were maintained as write-offs."
Moonlighting
Oh, Alan.
"Oh, Alan."
Moonlighting
Now, let's not lose our heads. This is not the end of the world.
"Now, let's not lose our heads. This is not the end of the world."
Moonlighting
-After all, you are Maddie Hayes. -What's that supposed to mean?
"-After all, you are Maddie Hayes. -What's that supposed to mean?"
Moonlighting
What it means is, five years ago you were the hottest model in this country.
"What it means is, five years ago you were the hottest model in this country."
Moonlighting
You can't tell me companies wouldn't pay plenty to have you stand by a car...
"You can't tell me companies wouldn't pay plenty to have you stand by a car..."
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-...0r pose in their clothes... -I couldn't.
"-...0r pose in their clothes... -I couldn't."
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-...or fondle their fridge. -Oh, please.
"-...or fondle their fridge. -Oh, please."
Moonlighting
Well, there are auto shows.
"Well, there are auto shows."
Moonlighting
There are worse ways to make a living, Maddie.
"There are worse ways to make a living, Maddie."
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Alan, you're a good lawyer and a good friend.
"Alan, you're a good lawyer and a good friend."
Moonlighting
You're only saying that...
"You're only saying that..."
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-...because I'm loaning you my car. -You're right.
"-...because I'm loaning you my car. -You're right."
Moonlighting
I'll draw a check. You'll get your car back this afternoon.
"I'll draw a check. You'll get your car back this afternoon."
Moonlighting
In the meantime, go home, pull yourself together...
"In the meantime, go home, pull yourself together..."
Moonlighting
...and then visit every one of these businesses.
"...and then visit every one of these businesses."
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I want you to liquidate the ones you can.
"I want you to liquidate the ones you can."
Moonlighting
Some of the managers may offer to buy you out...
"Some of the managers may offer to buy you out..."
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